Lazy God Possession

The new year is coming, and the whole world seems to have a new epidemic.

New Year's despise chain is spreading from Mars to Earth.

On the first day of the new year, I was not blessed by the Chinese New Year, but rather despised. At the beginning, I was baffled. When I was despised, I searched the Internet and suddenly understood that this is the new stalk of this year!

If someone else has caused this trend, it has long been talked about, but this trend came from Mars, from the lazy gods system, and the whole body was soaked with self-deprecating breath, various celebrities, political figures After joining the game, they are very happy.

But not everyone enjoys this scorn.

Especially arrogant Hu Dali.

He had just despised his assistant not long before he saw a few small heads popping out of the door.

"My dad said, if you don't study well, you will burn the boiler when you grow up!"

"What is a boiler?"

"It's just heating. Does your home have no heating?"

"Oh oh, I see."

"It's pitiful to burn a boiler!"

"Why poor?"

"I don't know, but my dad said pitiful."

The little guys especially like Lazy God City, because in Lazy God City, the entire city is closed, and there are small robots and cameras everywhere. Parents never worry about them running around, letting themselves go crazy when nothing happens.

After a few days of development, the little ones have formed their own small circle, and the team of a big sister Liu Xinyu has grown again.

After a little education, the little boy was distraught, learned a little bit of earnestness, and then ran out to take his little friends for insight.

The little ones glanced at it with a probe and shook their heads and sighed and left.

Hu was so anxious that he could bear these bear children with one hand, and he yelled angrily: "Lao Tzu is not a boiler, Lao Tzu is the authority!"

But where do these bear children know what the authority is, in less than five minutes, a few small heads came out at the door. Everyone has never seen a boiler, curious.

"I heard Tie Niu say that if you don't study well, you will become a boiler when you grow up. Is your uncle a poor boiler?"

"I didn't burn the boiler!"

"You see, those who burn boilers are reluctant to admit that they are burning boilers, and they are really pitiful!"

If it happened again and again, Hu Dali collapsed. If it wasn't for worrying about Yang Ji pinching him, he really wanted to smash the lazy **** city!

"Don't be angry, these children are just curious." An assistant next to him advised him, "What if you want to turn on the boiler, even if it is a boiler? You are burning the best boiler in the world, it is for the world. The hottest guy burns a boiler, right? "

Hu Dali could hardly speak to these suboptimal people! Is there just such a dream in your life?

I dream of being the strongest authority!

Hu Dali was irritated, he simply had an inverse force field outside the door, and the bear children would be pulled directly by gravity and bounce back, thinking that they would be clean.

After a while, it became the children's favorite playground. They used the inverse force field as a trampoline, and they were very happy.

As he played, he yelled, "Uncle Boiler, I want to fly higher, fly higher and higher!"

"Uncle Boiler, I want to fly in an arc! Arc!"

"Listen obediently, or they will cry to show you." The assistants said you better not to struggle.

But the wind changed at this moment. The bear children had a good time and said, "Uncles who burn boilers are great!"

"My dad is a farmer. I think the uncle who burns the boiler is better than my dad!"

"My grandma sells pancake fruit. I think the uncle who burns the boiler is better than the pancake fruit!"

"I will burn the boiler when I grow up!"

"The uncle who burns the boiler is so cool, it looks like the armored warrior on TV!"

Hu Dali burst into tears, so I said, I'm not a boiler!

You guys don't understand what authority means at all, I won't tell you!

I'm going back, I'm level nine now ... No, it's almost level ten!

Why is it so fast that no one knows respect for authority?

...

At the moment when he was very upset, a corner of Lazy God City suddenly lit up a silver light.

The light suddenly spread and turned into a silver vortex.

But the small robots and cameras around it didn't seem to find it at all.

There was a voice in the silver vortex: "I finally found it, I'm so bitter ..."

"I finally came back, cough, after all kinds of hardships, endless betrayal ... can I still return? Is this a gift from heaven to me?"

In the silver vortex, a figure wearing a gray robe was thrown out, and she rolled on the ground, revealing a petite figure.

"I know here, this is the neighborhood of Lazy God Island ..." The figure slowly stood up, revealing a delicate and beautiful face.

Who is not Miss Abby?

Her face has not changed, but she has silver hair like snow, which floats slowly in the air, completely ignoring gravity, and has a sense of immediacy.

However, although the surrounding scenery is known, it looks a little different.

She frowned, looked up at the sky, and her eyes almost burst out.

In the sky, there is a tan atmosphere, and there is a huge cover that covers all the surroundings.

Looking further into the distance, she saw the desolate red ground outside, the original Dongbin City in her memory, and the endless ocean disappeared.

What's wrong? What time is it now? Is it too late for me to come back? A nuclear war has erupted, and the entire earth has been destroyed once. The lazy system has created a huge dome to protect humanity?

Ah, what did you do to the earth when I was away?

You do n’t know, I ’m in an endless future, how many people have been killed in order to protect the earth!

No, no, even a nuclear bomb cannot cause this. Is it that those extraterrestrial creatures have already invaded?

The ocean of the earth has been evaporated and the sea floor has been exposed. Human beings are struggling on the line of life and death. Has it reached the final point of life and death?

Sure enough, the torrent of time and space sent me back for no reason. Even if I had been betrayed, I could not ignore the greatest crisis of humankind ...

but……

It's too tiring. Endless battles, endless betrayal ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Do you want to feel it again when you return?

Miss Abby felt it carefully and felt the existence of several different authorities.

This kind of sleep is generally smooth and comfortable, and it is definitely Nanming.

This feeling is very dangerous, it is Yang Ji.

This ... oh, a stranger?

The next second, Miss Abby disappeared.

"I tell you, in the endless future, I am also a very powerful authority. In the same age, I am basically the strongest. I have never met anyone better than me, and we have authority ..."

The words did not end, and a silver-haired girl suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Well, although the authority, but very weak, there should be no threat, not an intruder." Miss Abi took a strong look at Hu, and was relieved.

"I'm weak? Little girl, do you know what happened!" Hu Dali suddenly became angry.