Lazy God Possession

Yixing Consulting Co., Ltd. is the largest headhunting company in Qingyang. The owner, Xiao Yixing, is a returnee. He founded Yixing consulting company 15 years ago. After the baptism of the headhunting company ’s explosion ten years ago, it has absorbed several different The headhunting company has become the current Yixing Consulting Co., Ltd.

Xiao Yixing himself boasted to others many times over the years: "They may not like me, but they dare not offend me."

The people he said were the bosses of major companies.

These people may not like him, because Xiao Yixing always digs people from them, but when they really need the right talent, they still need Xiao Yixing.

It seems that no matter what kind of talent, Xiao Yixing can dig them up.

Xiao Yixing said chicly, but maintaining a good relationship with the chairman and chief executives of these big companies is actually not a simple matter. He earns a lot of commissions from these chief executives and chairman. Part of the investment has been reinvested back into these bosses. If not, there are so many headhunting companies in this world. Why should anyone choose them?

Not to mention, Xiao Yixing is actually a very ambitious person. He is gradually no longer satisfied with the "consulting company" who is only a headhunter, and wants to turn his business to the real "consulting company". Now In terms of consulting companies in China, they are still petty, and there is no consulting company of the size of "Boston Consulting Company".

But he believes that one day, his Yixing consulting company can become a guest of honor for major companies and even the government, and participate in the reform, research and development of various large companies, and even various government policy designations.

The former goal is actually easier to achieve, but the latter goal-exerting influence on the government is not so simple. After all, China is not the United States and the system is different.

But he also has other ways. For example, influencing subjective leadership can affect the corresponding department, which is also a potential power.

For this reason, he spends all day working among various bosses and officials, busy with various entertainments, so he is a member of Qingyang City and the country's more famous large clubs and clubs.

And the last two months. He found that the number of people in these clubs and clubs has begun to gradually decrease. Whether it is some hot and beautiful spa clubs in the past or some other clubs, customers are losing. Many people have promised to come again next time, but In a blink of an eye, people disappeared.

It was a long time before he heard it from someone. I heard the name "Lazy God Hall".

It is said that this is a very high-end and extremely special club, and its application conditions are also almost harsh, and they are getting higher and higher and more demanding.

At first he thought it was just a kind of hype, and also laughed at those old fritters in the business world who had been fooled by such a little trick.

But even the fire pit. He must also jump in because everyone else is inside.

and so. He also asked the secretary to fill out an application form, pay an application fee of up to 100,000 yuan, and then waited to become a member of the Lazy God Club.

The results surprised him, his application was rejected, and Nima's application fee was unrefundable!

How can this not be refunded! This is simply cheating money!

At that time, Xiao Yixing almost called the police directly.

And this time. The secretary put the faxed “rejection of application” on his desk, and when he saw the signature on it, he was suddenly discouraged.

The application for the qualification of the Lazy God Guild Hall needs to be reviewed by the Lazy God Guild Hall and the Member Committee, and then signed and confirmed.

A "rejection of application" needs to be signed and confirmed by a main person in charge of Lazy Club and three members of the member committee.

For Xiao Yixing. The name "Xia Yiyao" is just heard, but the other three people, the name is too big, too full to speak, but these three people lame, Qingyang City will tremble three times of.

Not to mention anything else, for the 100,000 yuan, the signatures of these three people are worth it.

For the first time, Xiao Yixing started to face up to such a strange-sounding hall, and wanted to know why he didn't pass the review.

He carefully read the "rejection of application", which was written in between.

"The reason why you did not apply is that you may have, but are not limited to, the following reasons: 1. Your form is not clear and informative; 2. You have not met the minimum conditions for joining the Lazy God Club for the time being; Audit of the Shinseikan; 4. You have not passed the audit of the membership committee; 5 ... "

After reading the content written above, Xiao Yixing wanted to make a fuss. This is nothing at all. Who knows why?

Xiao Yixing called to the Lazy God Club. The customer service was very kind, but it was also very straightforward: "Sorry, all review work will not be announced to the public. I sympathize with your experience ..."

Sympathy for a ghost!

Xiao Yixing made a few more phone calls to a friend who knew him, only to find out that the person who had suffered from him was not just him.

Most of his friends were rejected by the Lazy God Guild Hall, and more than once.

His friend Lao Huang said to him mysteriously: "I know a few people who are very researched in this area. It is said that after their counseling, the chances of successful application will be much higher. Tomorrow we will have a study session and ask him. Pass on some experience and meet and study together. Would you like to come? "

Xiao Yixing's heart rushed through millions of grass and mud horses, but he still went.

Xiao Yixing always thought that the scene of the "Learning Meeting" was funny, but Xiao Yixing couldn't laugh.

Can you imagine a group of business elites, just like primary school students with poor grades, studying the scope of the next exam after class?

And this learning session gave Xiao Yixing the feeling. The member of the Lazy Gods Club is said to be just an ordinary gold card member. His face is full of restraints that he wants to hide, but he can't hide, so rich that he almost overflows from his face.

And a lot of bosses and bosses, taking a small book below, with a serious and sincere face.

What application form is best filled out by the boss himself, the content should be as detailed as possible, and the attitude must be very sincere. Do n’t make false statements about your income and company development status. Be as honest as possible, because they value integrity very much ...

Even so, it is necessary to prepare for multiple applications. It is said that there is a weight coefficient inside the Lazy God Club, and each application will add a little weight, and the member himself applied four times before passing.

Xiao Yixing feels funny, but he is still like everyone else, he wrote it down from a small book, and also did it.

Even Xiao Yixing felt sad.

Finally, after the fourth application, what he got was not the "rejection of application", but a membership card sent by post with his name printed.

At that time, Xiao Yixing could hardly believe that he had spent 400,000 for this thin card, and he felt that he was like a dumb in the news who was cheated by a liar.

Along with the card, there was also a thick membership code and a thin appointment book, which reserved for Xiao Yixing a massage service at 3 am three days later.

This is the "newcomer welfare" that the senior repeatedly emphasized in the "Learning Meeting", which must be cherished.

At that moment ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Xiao Yixing thought it was just funny, how could someone help him massage at about 3am? Does the massager's hands be made of gold?

But he spent 400,000, which is not so bad, so he drove to a small county called Wenji with a sense of doubt, and enjoyed a so-called massage massage in the small and narrow building.

Then Xiao Yixing felt that all the hard work, all the expenses, all the waits before were worth it.

This is cheating! This meow is definitely cheating!

How could there be such a wonderful experience in this world?

Xiao Yixing even felt that his first half life was simply a waste of life.

What's even more wonderful is that after many days after that massage, his body is obviously much better than before. His body has been emptied all day, and all kinds of illnesses and tortures have been alleviated, and his work efficiency is high A lot. Leaving the Lazy God Guild Hall, Xiao Yixing managed an extremely efficient high-end excavation with an annual salary of 10 million yuan, earning a profit of nearly ten times the application fee. (To be continued ...) u