Lazy God Possession

Wan Scientific Research was sitting in his office, humming the small song, while imagining the look of shame and anger in the opposite Nan Ming. [Read the latest chapter ..]

This is not the first time he has embezzled other people's achievements. Since 1993, he became a doctoral tutor. It has been more than two decades. During this time, he has led several major projects and has collectively made several Wisdom or the achievements of his own students, according to his own, has published dozens of papers. Although there are not many papers on cns, he always comforts himself, saying that he studied in the field of engineering, so he was treated unfairly. .

However, because of his poor reputation, he was unable to enter the Academy of Engineering, watching everyone younger than himself enter the Academy of Engineering and become an academician. Do n’t worry too much.

In terms of domestic ship research, Wanwan Research can be said to be a high-ranking class, but there are too many disciplines and industries in this world.

And Nanming said at the beginning: "Sorry, if your highest achievement is only the localization of an engine, I have contributed so much to China's ship scientific research and industry so far." Suddenly regretted that, in terms of ship engineering, the starting point of the Chinese was too low, no matter how hard he tried, it seemed difficult to enter the Academy of Engineering.

For a Chinese scientific researcher, becoming an academician of the two academies is almost the highest pursuit of his life. As long as he is allowed to enter the Academy of Engineering, Wanscientific Research can be at any cost.

When he saw the small cube, he had an irresistible thought, and the opportunity came!

Not to be missed!

Metal hydrogen! This is an amazing discovery that will shine in any field. Will it be the first to appear in the shipbuilding industry?

This is simply the opportunity God gave him!

In the past two decades, the continuous encroachment on the achievements of others has made Wan Scientific Research unbridled and almost unthinking. Wan Scientific Research took out the results of the group's preliminary research and put it under its own name.

The research on metal hydrogen is still in a state of strict confidentiality at this time. Those who participated in this study were consciously tight-lipped.

And even the lazy God technology did not leak the slightest wind, this is a perfect blow!

As for "Ship Joint Laboratory". He prepared it for his son.

As a second-generation researcher, Wan's son followed in his steps step by step, mixing everything in the shipbuilding system all the way. Although there was no success, it was because of Wan Scientific Research. Receive rewards every time.

He fancied that the day when his father and son would become famous together, just thinking about it, he would almost become high.

And several papers published at the same time immediately brought him a reputation like sun and sky, metal hydrogen, the highest crown in human materials science, the best superconducting material that humans can find in theory, and the importance of human conquest of the universe step.

Now, the word metal hydrogen is firmly branded with his name.

And he. In the near future, we will personally welcome the Nobel Prize and become the first Chinese to win the Nobel Prize in Natural Science! (This is the beginning of 2015, and Tu Da has not yet received the award.)

Kings are all over the world!

This is the power of his research!

The tangible benefits were found immediately. Beijing University invited him to become a visiting professor under various preferential conditions, and built a joint laboratory for him to participate in the research of metal hydrogen. .

Invitations to various academic conferences have already stood tall on his desk. He was invited to give a conference special report, to publish a conference paper, or to invite him to become the honorary chairman, honorary director and so on ...

Wan Scientific Research considers himself his life. Not greedy for money, disgusting, the only thing I like is the name!

When fame really came one after another, Wanscientific Research had become inflated.

He wasn't worried about revenge by Lazy Technology, or what, the scientific community was like that. The cost of encroachment on the results is pitiful, and the domestic scientific community has always been short of exclusion. He has worked hard in the academic world for decades, without hard work and hard work. At that time, even if a lazy technology person comes to trouble him, he can also instigate. The emotions of others joined together to resist the anti-lazy technology.

Could a lazy technology be able to fight everyone?

He was even willing to provoke Nanming, who wanted to get revenge on what Nanming said at the time.

Wan scientific research himself was intoxicated for a while, and felt that Nan Ming must have been violently thundering at this moment, so he was very happy, took the invitation on the table to see.

One of his doctoral students knocked in the door and said, "Boss, this is the list of students who want to enter the lab internship in advance this year. You can decide ..."

The doctoral student paused and said, "I just heard the news that Lazy Technology has protested to the military."

Wan scientific research smiled. Although he led several military researches, he belonged to the academic circle. People in the military did not hesitate to take him.

"Let ’s put it down, I'll see it later." Wan scientific research shook his head and looked at the beautiful words on an invitation card, very proud.

The doctoral student retired, Wan Scientific Research picked up the list, and swiped on it.

"Ding Xiaohui, Zhao, Ma Jincheng ..." Then he left the list aside, and when there was time, he was notified, and let these people participate in the internship.

Then he picked up another invitation, looked at the inviting unit, and immediately raised his eyebrows.

International Society for Materials Research.

"Dear Honorable Researcher Wan, the xxth Annual Conference of the International Materials Research Society will be held in Suzhou. You are invited as the opening speaker of the conference to give a special lecture on metal hydrogen ..."

Wan scientific research smiled. The opening speaker of the International Society for Materials Research. This is an honor he couldn't even imagine before, but now he is lying on his desk with nearly a hundred invitations. It was like three thousand beauties in the harem, glaring at him to Linxing.

"Xiaocheng!" Wan Scientific called out, and the doctoral student came in just now.

"You help me prepare, I'll go to this society, if you have time, go with me, seeing insights." Wan scientific research said.

"Thank you boss! Thank you, boss!" Xiao Cheng suddenly overjoyed, and following the Taishan Beidou like Wan Scientific Research to participate in this top-level society annual meeting is his greatest opportunity in this academic small transparency!

Xiao Cheng bought a lot of gratitude, Wan Wan scientific research was very enjoyable, he said to himself: "Xiao Cheng. I think you are also very hard and serious, but I don't feel how to master the method, in fact, doing scientific research is Learn to write a dissertation. Scientific research is better. Not as good as a dissertation. You really should be a journal of the CNS. The criteria for publication must be major discoveries? No, they choose splendid articles ... "

Xiao Cheng nodded again and again, taking notes of 10,000 scientific researches.

"Go on. Work hard, I'm optimistic about you." Wan Scientific Research waved his hand. "Yes, this list, you also deal with it, today ... no, tomorrow, call these people for me to see."

Xiao Cheng was ordered to go, Wan Rongji returned to his desk and looked at the invitations. Humming while watching.

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At the same time, on an island in Dongbin City, 30 kilometers northeast of Qingyang University's Dongbin Campus, the nerveless sword prince Yang who had high hopes from Nanming opened the mailbox, and immediately saw the notice of rejection from Nature.

"I rely on it!" Prince Yang sweared in swear words. In fact, since the invasion of Wan Scientific Research, Wang Ziyang immediately wrote a dissertation, refuting Wan Scientific, but he dismissed Wan Scientific's dissertation several times, but all were rejected. Even the preliminary review failed, let alone entered the peer review stage.

"I said, you still listen to me obediently, go straight to the media line." See Wang Ziyang's expression. Cai Wendi knew that Prince Yang had been rejected again.

He knew at a glance that this guy didn't even know how to write a dissertation.

Wang Ziyang has written a graduation thesis in this life, and he has not yet defended. How can such a thesis for undergraduate graduates be accepted by the editors of top journals such as Nature?

And such a thing. It may not be necessary to refute the dissertation, as well as direct exposure or development conference.

Prince Yang and Cai Wendi have a good personal relationship. In fact, Cai Wendi was already here when Nanming called Cai Wendi.

"I don't believe in evil!" Prince Yang stared, but how could a person who found and made metal hydrogen be as good as a fake?

Wang Ziyang is like this. The more uncomfortable he is, the more he has to work. This is another extreme of procrastination.

In fact, as Wan Wanji said, a thesis is not the same as scientific research. Some well-written papers can add a lot to the achievements that were not worth mentioning.

There are also many buried scientific research achievements in the world, and the outstanding findings that were rejected by cns are all due to poorly written papers.

After all, Cai Wendi ate a bowl of rice with a pen and still knew a little about the thesis. He said, "In fact, it is not difficult to write a dissertation. The most important thing is to write an introduction. Writing an introduction is like writing a fairy tale. A dragon grabs it. After the princess, introduce why your problem is worth studying; how hard and hard the dragon is, and emphasize the importance of your research; the prince comes on with a bling sword instead of a broken axe and spear, your method is good Where is the others, where is the others; how does the prince defeat the dragon, and your method introduction; since then, the prince and the princess have lived happily together and solved the problem. The other things are just a few details and write Some principles. "

"Wait, what are you talking about? Writing a dissertation is like writing a fairy tale?" Prince Yang suddenly hesitated.

Fairy tales have inherent patterns, simple and normative, as well as essays.

Even the thesis is simpler, more standardized, and more logically organized step by step.

In other words ...

Prince Yang pushed away the piles of printed manuscripts on the table, dragged his notebook, and began to slam into the storm.

After a while, Prince Yang whispered, "Little sheep, load this program on my desktop!"

Little Sheep is the name of Prince Yang's smart car.

As the prince Yang's voice had just fallen, a white sheep image appeared on the screen in front of him, and the sheep opened his mouth to swallow the code file on the desktop, and then began to execute it on the "green big lazy god".

"Little sheep, began to search and traverse several major paper databases, extract patterns, analyze their structure, grammar, and common sentences ..."

With the order of Prince Yang, the little sheep icon on the desktop closed his eyes and began to chew things constantly. This animation represents the little sheep traversing all the papers in the database, then indexing, extracting their common patterns, standard formats, common grammar, Common sentences ...

Cai Wendi stared at Wang Ziyang with eyes wide open. This guy even wrote a program to help him write a dissertation?

He's not kidding!

These guys from programmers, you never know what they are thinking.

At this moment, Prince Yang suddenly became dazed again. He stared at the little ruminant sheep, and had another thought, and came out involuntarily.

Just get the "metal hydrogen" signature right back?

That's just to take back your own things, Wanwan Research has not been punished!

He must let Wan Scientific Research know the consequences of causing his nerves, Prince Yang.

That's all forever!

If he can fundamentally veto 10,000 scientific research, veto all his previous research, all papers, he can wipe out 10,000 scientific research from the scientific community!

Since then, no one has read his tutorials, bought his books, listened to his lectures, quoted his papers, because everything is wrong, he is a joke!

Thinking of this, Prince Yang's heart bounced, this is the biggest punishment for a person!

But is this possible? Can it be done?

Although Prince Yang didn't know if he could do this, but once this idea appeared, it couldn't be suppressed.

Wang Ziyang is like this. Even if he didn't even write a dissertation, he thought about writing a thousand disputing dissertations all at once. He was so greedy!

Prince Yang immediately started typing on the keyboard again, and saw lines of code flashing on and off, swiping line by line on the screen.

Not long after, Prince Yang completed another piece of code, and he said to the little sheep: "Little sheep, load the program I just wrote, run in parallel with the previous program, and search all papers with a signed scientific research in all databases."

Soon, the little sheep howled and popped statistics on the desktop.

Ten thousand scientific researches, published a total of 54 papers, 3 of which are domestic journals ...

Wang Ziyang didn't care how many of these papers ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He also ordered: "Deep index all the papers of Wanscientific Research, cross-reference all the papers, and look for similarities and contradictions with other papers ... "

Similarity can correct plagiarism, contradiction can look for mistakes!

The lamb screamed, and a few question marks emerged from his head.

This is a hint that the code just ran wrong.

Prince Yang frowned, opened the code just now, checked for a long time and didn't figure it out, scratched his head, and called the iron egg: "Iron egg, what are you doing? Meal delivery? A little pursuit is good ... I have a few paragraph The code may be problematic during execution. You can give me a glance, and it would be better to help me change it ... "

This guy, Iron Egg, obviously has the most amazing programming talent, but prefers to do manual labor. There are so many weird people in the world.

Within five minutes, Iron Egg sent a program back and asked the Prince Yang, "Your boy, isn't it going to be an engine to write an automatic thesis."

(To be continued.)

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