Lazy God Possession

Vol 2 Chapter 872: : Kill Cats and Dogs

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The huge water waves splashed and blocked everyone's sight. Didicas Island is a volcanic island. The seawater around it is very shallow. The splashing water waves sprayed, and even the rock beds on the seaside were exposed. Come out. ???? hunting ????????????

Two boarding six boats were overturned by this huge spray, and the soldiers who fell into the water rolled over in the spray, screaming and struggling, but were like toys, rolled up by the spray, thrown high or caught on the sea floor. .

In this huge wave, a dark shadow slowly stood upright.

At noon in the northern waters of the Philippines, the sun is dazzling, and the huge figure, covered with water droplets, standing around the center of the splashing water waves, is like an icon bathed in divine light.

"What the **** is this!"

On the three ships participating in the exercise, everyone stayed.

Whether it was the Village Rain, the Spring Rain, or the Pilar, or even a small boat behind, observers from various countries during this exercise were observed with a telescope.

Just now, they thought that the two Japanese warships were crazy and would kill Hu Zhuofei and others on the land of the Philippines.

In the blink of an eye, two huge Blackhawk helicopters were destroyed, and no one on board was spared.

The No. 6 boat has also been overturned by this force.

What can appear before them is a scene that should never appear here.

This joint military exercise between Japan and the Philippines is very important for the Philippines. Although only a poor helicopter and dozens of soldiers actually participated in the operation, they can still let them write a lot of books and publicize them. .

So they brought reporters.

The reporters stayed on the Pilar. At this moment, the reporters were stunned. I don't know if I should continue shooting or stop.

"Is this ... did the aliens invade?"

As you see it, it is a huge, humanoid robot.

Its shape is very simple and simple. Its body proportion is the same as that of human beings, but it is dozens of times larger. It is like a giant wearing armor. Standing in the sea water three to four meters deep, the sea water just reaches its calf. .

Can this thing be made by humans?

impossible!

This must be alien technology!

Aliens have invaded!

At that moment, the people on the several boats were born with a kind of immediate sense of the Hollywood movie "Class Battleship".

Who will win the giant ship artillery against invincible technology?

On the Cunyu and Chunyu, the young sailors who still have a full of middle and second breath still have various voices in their mouths.

"Zagou!"

"Gundam!"

"EVa!"

"First machine!"

They shouted one after another, even the young crew members of the Pilar could not help but call these names.

"No, this is ... the mech soldier ..." The Captain of the Cunyu shook his head slightly, his heart bitter.

He remembered mentioning such a name in the briefs collected before the operation.

His eyes focused on the giant "Mecha" standing in the sea, and he could see at a glance that there were two prominent 1ogo on its chest.

On the left is the fantastic whirlpool logo of Lazy God Technology, but on the right is the head of a little boy with a grin and a missing tooth. Five small characters with big fists are written below: "Bear kid technology."

On its abdomen, there is a line that looks like a laser-etched inscription: "Mechanical God's Pilot Prototype Small Bench No. 1."

The text is small, but under the telescope, it clearly shows the origin of this huge robot.

At this moment, the giant robot shook his head slightly, just like a person who got out of the water, shaking his head on the water, shaking the water from his ears and his head.

This action resembles a human, light and fast. Although it still looks a bit slow because of its huge size, it does not look like a robot at all.

It is more like a human being magnified countless times.

"This thing ... really moves?"

And still moving so flexibly?

It seems that shaking his head made it lose its balance. It naturally took a step back, supported its body, and regained its balance. Its balance was no different from that of a person.

Then he lowered his head, the mask on his face suddenly raised, revealing a tough and handsome face like an ancient Greek statue.

It's just that the entire cheek is made of silver-white metal, and the next second, the corner of its mouth twitched, revealing a contemptuous smile.

Even if it has exhausted all the languages in this world, it cannot describe the shock that everyone saw at this moment.

And the unspeakable fear in my heart.

In this world, there is a theory called the "Terror Valley" theory, which is a hypothesis about how humans feel about robots and non-human objects.

When a robot is similar to a human, humans will think that the robot is very cute, but when the degree of similarity exceeds a certain level, humans suddenly become extremely sensitive to it, that is, even if the robot is slightly different from humans, it will be very eye-catching. , So the whole robot has a very stiff and scary feeling. At this time, the more simulation, the more horrible.

For a simple example, furry dolls are considered cute, but when you look at c-3po in Star Wars, it makes people feel a little uncomfortable. If you look like the kind that Japanese scientists have made, they will make expressions The extent of the robot can make people feel fear.

At this moment, what they felt was such a strange awkwardness.

The huge robot in front of him is like a human in armor, regardless of appearance or action mode.

But it isn't. It has a stiff, metallic face, and this metallic face can make weird contempt.

Fortunately, after showing this expression, he clicked and closed the mask again.

"Well, I designed this look very good, and shocked them all!" On the communication channel, Chen Haocong was proud of himself.

This nervous guy didn't realize that these people were deterred by something.

6 Fluffy gave him a glance, ignored him, and just said: "Uncle Chen, how do you feel?"

"Everything is OK!" Chen Yong's steady voice came.

On the chest and abdomen of "Small Bench No. 1", there is a closed space, about two meters square, and Chen Yong is not very tall. In this space, he is wearing a modified power exoskeleton. Suspended from a stand, his side, after being spliced by the camera, was projected at 360 degrees.

This is the operating principle of "Little Bench No. 1", which directly connects the mech and Chen Yong's power exoskeleton, and manipulates the mech through Chen Yong's automatic self-reaction and program correction.

This feels a little weird. It's like a tickle on the boot. There is always an unreal feeling, but Chen Yong quickly got used to it.

He was most shocked that he descended from the sky at such a high degree, and although the body automatically squatted to cushion itself, he did not feel physical discomfort.

In fact, just as Elk and others were concerned before, this polar aircraft such as Shiratori cannot carry people, because no one can withstand such a large degree of gravity and impulse.

Chen Haocong Although they installed a very strong magnetic shock absorber on this control bin, it was still impossible to completely offset the increase in gravity. The method they used was like cheating.

That is, toss Chen Yong to the Lazy God Gym for two hours to recharge, and then resist the gravity increase, and then lift the weight lightly.

Because directly matching the mech and the body, this operation method is extremely simple and intuitive. For example, some cameras were stained with drops of water just a little, and Chen Yong just shook his head, and his sight immediately became clear again.

The auxiliary control system automatically detects the people around the lock, helping Chen Yong analyze the situation.

This set of combat support system is hundreds of times better than the best support system on the plane that Chen Yong drove. He liked it as soon as he used it.

You hear a prompt: "Camera now!"

"Are there cameras? It looks like there are reporters?" Cuiweis's voice sounded, "Hurry up, open the advertisement!"

"Can't open the ad?" 6 Furry asked weakly, "We just threw for three seconds!"

"This is not okay. We are sponsoring and collecting advertising fees. If we breach the contract, we will be accused of losing everything." Cuiweisi said.

"Open the advertisement." Chen Haocong ordered dullly.

Even though Chen Yong, who was accustomed to obeying orders, was helpless at this time, he was silent for two seconds before answering: "Yes, open the advertisement." Then he whispered in a voice command: "Recycle the two swords!"

There was a bang, similar to the sound of a steel wire popping out. On his shoulders, the two wires tightened instantly, and the two swords shot out were collected.

As the sword approached him, he raised his hands and held the two swords accurately in his hands, crossing his chest.

The two swords in hand, then suddenly lighted up, showing two lines of handwriting on it.

When the two swords of the Mech Magician were lit, everyone present thought that this would be a high-tech laser sword, a high-frequency wave sword and the like.

Whoever thought of it turned on, everyone was stupid, just two lines above.

About a few hundred meters away, a major observer from the country saw the above word on the boat just approached, and saliva spurted out, spraying a Thai officer with a short head in front of him.

An officer from Taiwan next to him was also constipated.

The mech magic soldier's small bench No. 1-for the time being the name does not vomit-stood handsomely there, the two swords crossed in front of his chest, it seems that a very fast attack will be launched next second.

The two swords in its hands are very bright, and they are also said to be 160,000 true color RPG belief lamps.

I saw the two lines of bright flowing words.

The left-hand sword reads: "Multiple pictures to kill cats, the last wave of 618 store celebrations, Jingdong audience full reduction of white bars and interest-free."

The right-hand sword reads: "Slay the dog in the righteousness, buy furniture, food, appliances, 3c, and Tmall."

"What's written on the two swords?" The crowd widened their eyes and speculated what exactly was written on the two swords.

"I guess it's written Prajna Paramita, Amitabha in the south ..." This is a Nepalese officer.

"It's the soldiers who are fighting in front of each other!" This is an Indonesian officer.

"I guess it's a verse that kills a person ten miles without leaving a line?" A Korean official stared.

"Is it a haiku?" An American wondered.

"Well, that's from Japan." The domestic officer finally responded, but he stared for a long time without knowing how to explain to them.

These two really deserve to be domestic e-commerce giants. The advertisements are ...

The officer next to Taiwan laughed with a smile, at this moment he looked serious: "The names of the two swords written on them, these two swords, one is called a cat and the other is a dog."

"Kill cats and dogs? This name is not too domineering!"

"However, for it, killing us as tiny humans is as simple as killing cats and dogs ..."

Everyone talked about the meaning, charm and other of these two swords.

Two officers from Da-6 and Taiwan glanced at each other and suddenly felt a sense of cherishment.

It is a lonely pain to have culture!

How can you young people understand my great China?

At this moment, the mech soldier took a step forward, leaning over his body, revealing behind him.

The crowd was suddenly shocked, and suddenly remembered that Hu Zhuofei and others who had just been swallowed by the torrent of steel shot by the machine gun.

Now I'm afraid that the flesh is blurred.

Then they saw that behind the mech magic soldier, a huge shield-shaped item close to 20 meters in height was obliquely inserted in front of the pier. The shield hit the object and inserted into the sea floor, even if it had withstood dozens of machine guns. The attack was still intact, leaving no trace of scratch at all.

Just now ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Before the mech soldiers landed from the sky, it must have been the first time that the shield was dropped, and it was a dangerous and dangerous moment, blocking the torrent of fire from the cannon.

Everyone's eyes were subconsciously attracted by the shield. This shield looked like glass fiber reinforced plastic, completely transparent, but able to withstand the impact of falling and inserting the rock under the sea without breaking. Its performance was surprising.

Just now, before the mech soldiers landed from the sky, they must have dropped the shield first, and the dangerous and instantaneous moment blocked the torrent of fire from the cannon.