League of Legends: King Returns

"Oh! That's the way it is! Actually, I know how you feel! When you meet some women who pretend to be pure, they feel like a pig in the grass. I can understand that feeling! But this aphrodisiac is not cheap! I can't Give it to you for nothing!"

Uncle looked at me and said with some embarrassment!

"Is it expensive? This thing!"

I looked at the uncle curiously and asked!

"Nonsense! You thought it was mineral water for two yuan a bottle. We have the best aphrodisiac perfume here! Just one spray! A woman asking is like a **** in heat, unlike those counterfeit products, which can be used for a long time after spraying. No!"

The uncle looked at me as a big customer and explained to me with great patience!

"Aphrodisiac water is used to spray?"

I still looked at the uncle curiously and asked! Because I only know to administer medicine! The medicine should be eaten!

"Haha! You don't understand this young man. We have many series here. Of course, the perfume you spray can't be aimed at everyone. It is mainly aimed at young women, but there is a kind of aphrodisiac to eat, which can be fierce! !"

"Fuck! So awesome! Show me quickly!"

As soon as I heard what the uncle said, I immediately became interested, and hurriedly asked the uncle to bring me the goods for a look!

Talking about the uncle and mysteriously took out a beautifully packaged box, which said,! Said God! Two big characters.

"Fuck! This name is too awesome! God, even God can be R. But why is it in Chinese! It won't be made in China!"

"What is domestically produced, imported from Germany! It's just that it's all in German, so you can type it up in Chinese because you don't understand it. Do you know the meaning of these two words! Even if God takes this medicine, you can only wait for it to be obediently Yeah, understand? And this is the best product our shop sells. Now it’s in this box. Would you like it?"

"Fuck! So awesome! How much is this?"

"Not expensive! Seeing you are a nice guy, I will give you a 20% discount of 600 yuan!"

"What! 600 yuan! Why is it cost 300 yuan for a man to take 3 boxes of medicine and 600 yuan for a woman's bottle!"

I asked distressedly! After all, 600 yuan is still too much!

"Expensive, expensive, what is expensive, I ask you to give you 600 and ask you to go to grass Andy Lau, are you grassy?

"No grass! I nodded honestly!"

"Then I will give you 600 yuan of grass, Fan Bingbing! You are not grassy!"

"Grass! Grass! Don't say 600, 60,000 I have grass!"

I looked at the uncle's incomparably wretched answer!

"That's not right! Can a man compare with a woman? An *** is worth tens of thousands, and a *** can be worth a few dollars. I'm talking about our stuff, you get what you pay for, you know this The medicine woman can replenish qi and blood without any side effects after taking the medicine, and beautify her face!"

"Fuck! Do you want to be so awesome! What is this made of!

Upon hearing what the uncle said, I immediately asked curiously!

"Hehe! I'm afraid of scaring you to death! People use nanotechnology to develop 70 kinds of Chinese herbal medicine with Cordyceps. Lycium barbarum. Deer, Tianshan snow lotus, spruce, etc. In short, it is a good thing!"

"Okay! Don't tell me! I'll buy it! Hurry up and wrap it up for me!"

Saying that I couldn't wait, I asked the uncle to wrap it up for me. After all, I heard the uncle said that this was the last box, so I was afraid that someone would take it away.

When the uncle saw that I agreed so readily, he immediately laughed from ear to ear. This is really not open for three days, and eat for three days after opening! There are so many silly guys. There are so many swindlers. The idiots are obviously not enough! Fortunately, I was lucky enough to install one today.

He said the uncle and wrapped it up with me. To be honest, I may be an expert in games, but I don't know anything about these things, so I am full of countless curiosity. Anyway, it doesn't cost 1,000 yuan, and I think it's nothing.

But the uncle saw that I was a rich man and wanted to get something on me, and asked me if I would like an inflatable doll, airplane cup or something. Seeing that I bought so many, I can sell it at half price with me, and I grabbed the medicine in my hand. Said it was unnecessary and ran away.

Looking at the back of me, the uncle realized that he had made a mistake. Everyone who has a girlfriend bought a hairy inflatable doll. If he knew it, he would recommend some Indian magic oil. But thinking about the cost of less than 100 yuan and earning 900 yuan, it is still worth it, and the uncle hummed a little song and suddenly remembered something that made him extremely scared. Damn you, that kid hasn't given the money yet. Too! Am I going to you? I ran away without giving me the money! I mean why he runs so fast.

And at this moment, I was rushing all the way with my pocket, and I didn't even remember that I didn't pay for it. I just want to go back quickly and try the effect of this thing in front of Han Siqi.

Saying that I ran into the room out of breath, and Han Siqi, the little girl, was still taking a shower. I was so depressed. Did you take a shower this summer? Is it so long? Ugh! Let me take care of her first to see how the medicine works.

Speaking, I quickly poured a glass of water, ready to try it on me now. The effect is good on Han Siqi. After I took out the aphrodisiac and tried to taste a little bit, I realized that it was Han Siqi's food. I should eat it hard. For 7 days, but suddenly I feel that the names of these medicines are so awesome! One is called Yueshen, and the other is called Hard 7 days. Then I will taste how many days this medicine can make me hard.

As I said, I took out one and threw it directly in my mouth, taking a mouthful of water, and my heart thumped, thinking that the effect of the medicine would take a long time!

Speaking, I lighted a cigarette and waited slowly. The cigarette was half smoked. I suddenly found a problem. I just ate one cigarette. Isn’t it going to be hard for 7 days? But I just want to be hard for one day! Sorry! I go! I was too excited just now to forget that I can only eat half a piece.

However, after smoking a cigarette, I found that there was still no movement. I couldn't help but feel fortunate that I didn't have to be hard for 7 days, but I suddenly felt that I was deceived by you! The beast, actually lied to me 900 yuan, and even said that he was hard for 7 days and he was hard for 7 seconds. But I suddenly remembered that I ran too fast just now, as if I didn't pay. As I said, I started to pack my pockets, and found that I didn't give any money. But thinking of that stupid B deceived Laozi is also acting on his own. But at this moment, I suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"Take me to war!"

As I said, I lowered my head and saw that my little brother Yizhu Optimus's top of the pants was high, thick and hard, and felt that the pants were about to burst.

"I'll go! Don't take such a fun!"

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