League of Legends: King Returns
Chapter 42: I want to become SpongeBob to make you laugh
"Say! Why would a pair of birds get electrocuted when standing on a wire? You have to know that a bird standing on a wire alone will not get an electric shock. The live wire and the neutral wire are in contact with each other to get an electric shock, but why These two birds were electrocuted! Are they doing shameful things!"
I looked at Han Siqi and asked curiously
"Guess what they are doing shamelessly will be electrocuted"
"They're not kissing, right?"
Han Siqi said curiously!
"Haha! Only half of the answer is correct, why is it half? Because it stands to reason that the bird’s mouth is made of limestone. It stands to reason that limestone is not electrically conductive, but why would they still be electrocuted!"
I watched Han Siqi pretend to be mysterious and said!
"Why! How do I know why! You said the answer! Is the cute family fun?"
Han Siqi couldn't wait to know the answer, and began to urge me to come.
"Okay! The answer is"
"That pair of birds! They are kissing each other! That's why they were electrocuted."
I proudly said the answer,
"Cut! Disgusting! Not funny at all,"
Han Siqi gave me a roll of eyes and said!
"I didn't say it was a joke, it was just a brain teaser, don't compare it to a joke!"
I patiently explained to Han Siqi what to do if I'm afraid this little Nizi will be upset for a while.
"Anything else?"
Han Siqi looked at me sideways and asked!
"No! I only have these two in my life, a joke and a brain teaser"
I am embarrassed to explain!
"Which one wants to line up!"
I tentatively asked Han Siqi who was sitting next to her.
"Not coming! Another day! I'll watch more TV for a while"
Speaking of Han Siqi, she opened iQiyi and said that she was searching for TV on it and watched it, and I only prayed. Han Siqi shouldn’t be watching some sad soap operas. After watching TV, she was crying. , I really don't know how to comfort her.
When iQiyi was playing SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing, I finally took a sigh of relief. I shouldn't cry when watching this!
In this way, Han Qi was watching her SpongeBob SquarePants next to me. From time to time, she would make some laughter. This made me suddenly think of a lyrics. I think I’m not good enough to make you tears away. You hit me and scold me. Don't black out, I want to become SpongeBob to make you laugh! This song really seems to be written by me and Han Siqi.
I originally wanted to play a game. Since Han Siqi is not in the mood to play, I don’t have much interest in playing it anymore. Seeing Xia Yuqian’s portrait on the desktop is still flashing, I hesitated for a moment and decided to go with someone else. reply.
I looked at Han Siqi, who was staring at the screen and looked at her SpongeBob SquarePants intently. I probably wouldn’t find it. So I opened the QQ message carefully, and I was shocked when I opened it. Xia Yuqian sent me dozens of messages. news.
I probably read it again, but I can’t just think about it, and the treatment! There is also the reason for begging me to help her, there is no way! After thinking about it, I decided to go back to someone with a message. After all, this appearance is very rude.
So I looked at Han Siqi next to me and felt that everything was normal, so I cautiously replied to the keyboard
"Which! I'm sorry! I haven't thought about this professional thing yet, so let's talk about it later!"
After saying that, I posted it, and within two seconds, Xia Yuqian sent several messages over, which meant that I really wanted to think about things that I wanted to talk to me face-to-face.
Seeing these, I have to reply to
"Sorry! There is nothing to consider, so let's do it!"
It took a few seconds for Xia Yuqian to send a message
"Where are you studying, is it convenient to talk about it?"
In order to end this conversation quickly, and to prevent Han Siqi from discovering, I quickly replied
"Seventh Middle School, OK, I'm off! Don't say it!"
After sending this message, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Han Siqi didn't notice it, but how did I feel that someone was exhaling near my ears!
When I just turned my head and saw Han Siqi's cute little face next to me, I almost scared me to pee.
It turned out that Xia Yuqian and I were chatting, she saw all of them.
"Huh! She wants to dare to come to 7th Middle School to see if I don't clean up her, and why are you giving her the school address!"
Han Siqi looked at me angrily and said!
"This! Didn't you see it too? She sent so many messages, I will always go back to others! Otherwise, people will think that I am putting on airs! And is I the one who answered her, I want to be quiet and quiet earlier!"
I looked at Han Siqi and explained helplessly, but this little Nizi really had two things. Since I was lying in front of me and peeking at me and chatting, I didn't notice.
Next, Han Siqi didn't pay attention to me either. Anyway, she warned me to stay away from that woman. Of course, I was dumb and didn't dare to refute, so just don't detonate the bomb.
When I listened to a song, where did the time go, I still get old before I feel young! Then I looked at the time on the computer desktop and it was almost 6 o'clock, and then I took out the kidney 4S and looked at it. It was 6 o'clock before he took off the earphones, said Han Siqi, who smirked from time to time.
"Hey! Should we leave now! We have classes tomorrow! I'm going home for dinner"
"What! What did you tell me just now?"
Han Siqi took off the headphones and curiously forgot to say!
I go! Gan Ming'er all those words I said just now are just as fart.
"I said! It's late! I'm going back to eat! Can I leave? I have class tomorrow!"
"Oh! Oh! No hurry! Waiting for me to finish watching this episode, yes! I will have dinner out for a while, don’t have to go home to eat, I’ll treat you."
Speaking, Han Siqi put on the headphones again, where did she look at her SpongeBob with a smirk.
I want to help this episode finish, it should take more than 20 minutes! So I lit a cigarette and stood up from the sofa, ready to open them and go out.
"Where are you going!"
Han Siqi took off the headphones and stared at me with wide eyes and said!
"Which! The little one goes to the toilet, this is not illegal!"
"There is a toilet inside! If you don't go, why did you go outside, do you want to find that woman"
Speaking, Han Siqi quickly shouted the pause button, and ran over barefoot and blocked the door not to let me go out.
"Where to go,"
Speaking, Han Siqi pointed to a small door at the back of the private room.
"I'm wrong! I just go to the toilet, how can I behave like taking care of the prisoner? Could it be that I was imprisoned,"
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