League of Legends Millennium Warlord

Jin Province, Quanshui City, Nancheng District.

Facing the night, a tired young man in his 20s turned the key with slumped shoulders and opened the dirty security door of his home.

Bang, bang, bang, the door shook, and dust fell.

"Ahem...the dust is gone, and I have made a great contribution to the world's air purification...but I remember to wipe the door, but why didn't I do it? Because I wanted to wipe it with my feet, but I didn't I can't work with my feet, so a logic bug occurs, so the brain terminates this meaningless behavior..."

Talking nonsense to himself, the young man felt that the empty living room was a little deserted, so he subconsciously turned on the TV, but after hearing the lively sounds from the TV, he felt even more sad. .

When he came to the bathroom, the young man turned on the faucet.

He casually picked up some water and washed his face. Taking advantage of the coolness that had not dissipated from his face, the young man stared at the mirror in a daze for a while with his lovely big glass eyes.

It’s not about being obsessed with one’s boundless beauty and magnificence (not a typo).

Young people just want to see through the mirror what the guy who has been tricked by the world looks like.

Sure enough, since you don't want to be a harem, you can only act like a ghost.

The young man was extremely sure that if Pu Songling saw his ghostly appearance, he would definitely arrange for a lovely and beautiful young lady to fall in love with him and become the successor to the grass python hero Xu Hanwen and the undead archer Ning Caichen. 'A Ghost Face and a Thousand Gold Top' after Dragon Knight Yin Zhiping.

The face in the mirror perfectly inherited the masculinity of his father and the femininity of his mother. However, the messy black hair and the dark circles under his eyes that were so thick that they were about to become national treasures slightly ruined the outstanding temperament and made him look a little decadent.

Yes, very depressing, very depressing.

The kind that is about to fart.

Recalling what he saw and heard today, the young man decided to leave his last unyielding voice in this hellish world in his diary.

So, he chose to go back to the desk and picked up the thick locked diary.

The password for the small lock in the diary was 404. He always remembered it. Although he tried desperately to forget it, he could not forget the damn password anyway, because this password was both today's date and his birthday. If he didn't If there is an accident, it will also be the anniversary of his death.

Tomb Sweeping Day, birthdays, deaths, guided by fate, we finally bumped into each other and can never be separated.

If the three knots are combined, the world is invincible; if the three joys come to the door, they will not give birth to a child.

Why don't you light some incense to celebrate the occasion?

It's a pity that I have used too much incense recently and it has been burned out...

There was a little regret on the young man's dejected face, and he felt somewhat lonely in the days without incense...

Having said that, since April 4th is my birthday every year, shouldn't I give myself a drink today? Forget it, drinking alcohol will damage your kidneys...

Now that I think about it, I have saved a lot of financial burden on my family since I was born. If my birthday and death anniversary can be celebrated at the same time... Sure enough, it seems that I can save a lot of money by kicking my legs today?

Looking at the black and white photos of themselves, my parents will definitely smile happily, right?

The young man holding the pen in his hand and staring at the blank page of the diary fell into deep thought. Of course, this did not involve great philosophy.

In any case, at least the police officer must understand that the cause of his death was not homicide but self-murder, so that extra police resources will not be wasted and the already tired police officer will be taught another tired lesson.

His life is already in a mess, and this is his biggest wish now to cause as little trouble to others as possible.

The black carbon pen slid across the new page of the diary. The young man bit the pen cap twice and quickly lowered his head.

"On April 4, 2021, the weather was sunny... but I always felt it was overcast, the kind of overcast old coins, because as always, I didn't feel the warmth of the spring breeze when I was walking on the street. God has no good intentions. The old coin has been staring at me somewhere, playing with my pure body and soul, and is really not prepared to leave any privacy to me..."

"Although I have long realized that the thief has been bent on messing with me since I was born, from top to bottom, from the outside in, and tortured people in any way, and has been persecuting me, but I am still too young, I didn’t expect that the thief God has no lower limit, and even my sister was taken away by my father...

Forget it, I'm used to losing anyway, but what's a bit regretful is that, facing the thief God, I can't get it back, what a loss! "

"So angry! So angry! So angry! Click, click, click, click, click..."

"Don't say it's a thief, for God's sake, the more you talk about it, the more you get angrier!

…”

The pen tip paused, and the young man sighed deeply, his eyes full of despair.

"It's better to say it, otherwise there will be nothing to say. You can't open this diary in vain...

… I never imagined that a month ago, in disbelief, I had just attended the wedding of my mother and her adoptive father for free, witnessed my mother becoming a legal couple with her adoptive father, who was twenty years older than her, and today I witnessed that my biological father had no relationship with me. The daughter who is related by blood but raised by her own hands gets married.

The most outrageous thing is not that the two chose to get married on the Qingming Festival, but that the marriage registration office did not have a holiday during the statutory holidays. The staff not only approved the marriage of the two, but also sent their blessings in a trembling manner! ?

You guys have completely understood this red line, yin and yang take all, right? Is the other end of the red one white?

Now that I think about it, the reason why the registration office agreed is because someone got married and got a certificate during the Qingming Festival, right? Right? Right?

There is a red notebook in the white paper money, and I ask you if you are afraid? Anyway, I'm scared...

Forget it, after going through so much, I actually understand the registration office.

Who dares to mess with such a ruthless person who gives you wedding candies on Qingming Festival? To this day, I still deeply remember those two pairs of trembling and frightened eyes inside the dark door of the seemingly unrelated marriage registration office during the day...

Now that I think about it, the staff must have been coerced by something unclean. If I guessed correctly, it was definitely a thief!

All in all, the meaning of the registration office is probably: after the father and mother divorce, the father and daughter do not have a certificate of three-generation direct or collateral blood relationship, which is enough to break the shackles of the law and change from illegal to legal, so the father can have no scruples with his love. Marrying his adopted daughter is a legal marriage and is protected by law.

but……

I understand nothing! What about the agreed upon relationship between adoptive daughter and adoptive father? Why do you just turn a blind eye?

As soon as I entered the registration office, I saw the staff going crazy and shivering. Oh my god, you still said you weren't the one doing it? "

After forcing himself to calm down his excitement, the young man once again immersed himself in writing.

"To be honest, I'm going to split, no, I've already split, not my butt, but my head, wait, it seems my butt is also split, anyway, it's all split, my butt and head are split...wait, What nonsense am I writing?

The reason for the split was not that my family members all found their own family members in my family and became each other's new family members. In the end, I was left alone as a lonely person who had lost all my family members.

It’s not that my father, who has always been a strict father to raise my sister and me, is quietly watching “The Group Dotes on My Spoiled Wife, The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me” on his mobile phone, nor is it the father’s face when he sees the plot of his beloved wife being pampered. There is an indescribable feeling of comfort...

No, really, police uncles, don’t believe it. Well, maybe believe it a little, because it’s so outrageous. The person dad is replacing is not the overbearing president...

By the way, to get down to business, the main reason for the split is that I realized that after tonight, my sister will become my mother. She will call me brother and I will call her mother.

My sister is actually the daughter of my mother and her adoptive father, so I have to call my grandfather stepfather, and my father needs to call me brother-in-law. If he has another son with my sister, I should call him What? Why don't you call me grandpa?

Anyway, I am just a grandson, a turtle grandchild, my family members are all married, no one cares about my feelings..."

Wiping the wet corners of his eyes, the young man continued to write with tears in his eyes.

"So, this world is no longer worthy of love. When I was a child, my ambition of 'crying alone, true love is invincible' has gone far away. Let alone true love, I think I am lacking in love, and God is lacking in heart..."

Being completely targeted by the world, I decided to stick to the southeast branch. I really didn’t want to call my sister’s son grandpa, so I decided to die early and be reincarnated early to create a new name and strive for greater glory.

Eighteen years later, I, Xia Enzhou, am a hero again! But God, you have bullied me for so long. Open your eyes and don’t send me to India next door. I’m really afraid of those ruthless people who like to eat cow dung cakes dipped in the holy water of the Ganges. Don’t send me there either. Bangzi Country, I don’t want to apply for World Heritage at the top of my lungs every day just for the peacock dance fingering..."

After writing this, the young man who felt a little off topic sighed, paused slightly on his pen tip, and then lowered his head again, like a defeated person admitting defeat.

"...So, if any police officer sees this diary, please believe what is said in this diary. The things recorded in this diary, including the reasons why I killed myself, are all It's an ironclad fact. If you don't believe it, just check the font. It's definitely not someone pretending to be someone and trying to kill me. At this point, I have to mention that Conan is really difficult sometimes. I think it should be renamed 'Ke Difficult'. Well, after all, where Conan is, the Japanese are in trouble...

... There are too many digressions. As expected, I am a little abnormal, so let’s get back to the point.

Uncle policeman, I have been cursed by God. My life is in a mess, so I choose to release myself. Yes, desperate boys are so confident.

Let me briefly explain the crime process to the police uncle. The murderer is myself. My crime tool is a hemp rope picked up from the vegetable market. I have seen pigs being hung with my own eyes. It is absolutely strong.

The place where the crime was committed was on a crooked tree in the back hill of Xingfu Community, which is the mountain near National Highway 404. The scenery there is very good. I think I can...

Die a little happier? Maybe.

Just like that, leave, don’t miss it...wait, no one will miss it, right? I'm so pitiful...

At 23:12 in the evening, Xia Enzhou, a senior dropout who was tired of living, wrote his last words.

He was 24 years old, so he should be gone, right? Not sure, but if I have more to say, I will write more..."

When the pen tip reached this point, Xia Enzhou could no longer write. He closed the pen cap and inserted the carbon pen back into the pen holder.

Xia Entropyzhou trembled and closed the diary he named "Curse Diary". He stared blankly at the 404 on the password lock, then took a deep breath, reached out and turned off the dim light on the desk. Warm desk lamp...

"According to the latest news from the Meteorological Bureau, a meteorite from 404 light years away will fall on Earth tomorrow.

The meteor will slide across the night sky of the northern hemisphere and fall somewhere in China. I hope that the majority of astronomy enthusiasts will watch it at home and watch it in a civilized manner, and try to avoid traveling, so as to avoid disasters from the sky and tears from their loved ones..."

The chattering TV was turned off casually, and the female host with a friendly smile disappeared from the screen.

Smiling self-deprecatingly, Xia Enzhou put on his long-prepared crime backpack, opened the security door, and then gently closed it.

He was too lazy to lock the door.

If a thief really pried it open, then it would be considered as helping the poor. Of course, this is when the police don't come to the door. If they come to the door, there is nothing you can do, right? Who asked you to steal things?

The things of the dead are never easy to take. Once taken, whether they are alive or dead, they will look for you day and night.

Just kidding...

Anyway, since this place involves missing persons, the police will definitely come to investigate. The thief will definitely not be able to escape. It is better to let the thief take the money and live happily for a few days, and I will consider it as accumulating Yin Deeds.

"But then again, this meteor came at a really bad time. If it came earlier, maybe it could hit me under the persecution of the thief God. Now, it has nothing to do with me, right? Because I will hang myself today..."

As the voice fell, the young man's back disappeared in the corridor, and the voice-controlled lights went out, and the corridor was completely dark.

The air outside the building was a little humid, and the night breeze blowing in the face was a little cool, mixed with some fragrance of soil and garbage.

Mm, it smells really good, yes, I mean garbage.

Leaving the door of the second unit, walking towards the slope above Xia Enzhou Community.

It was late at night, and under the cold solar street lights, no residents could be seen wandering at night. After all, the smell of garbage accumulated all day at night was too fragrant. If the cultivation was not enough, it would probably ascend on the spot in the fairy air.

Except for those immortal cultivators hiding in their beds and browsing P-stations and the primary and secondary school students who are still struggling to do their homework, most people have entered a sweet and terrifying dream, exhausting their energy day by day, wasting the little time left.

Except for those immortal cultivators hiding in their beds and browsing P-stations and the primary and secondary school students who are still struggling to do their homework, most people have entered a sweet and terrifying dream, exhausting their energy day by day, wasting the little time left.