League of Legends Millennium Warlord

"So why on earth are you, a cowardly stupid bastard who is afraid of snow rabbits, following me? Is it because I hit you with a rabbit when you pouted? Or is it because I have spent more than a year with you, a super coward? moon?"

In the Shimmering Silver Mountain Range, on a big white rock halfway up the mountain, a strange, furry creature was staring at its own buttocks with the only small dark red eye that was intact.

To be precise, it is a big-eyed dragon lizard (the original text is dragon lizard, and all subsequent texts will be replaced by dragon lizard) following behind.

"Gulu Gulu~"

The dragon lizard with yellow-green scales opened its mouth wide and spit out its long tongue. It made a strange sound to the irritable plush dwarf, but the dwarf knew that it was an expression of kindness.

"Although I don't know why I can understand your ridiculous monotonous voice, you'd better not follow me. A timid lizard is not a warrior's companion, even if you are a female lizard! Your smelly *doesn't work for me!"

Coming down from the boulder, feeling that he had lost the blessing of his height, the short man sighed and tightened the big ax on his shoulders, pressing down on his stinky fur hat.

"Just like when we left Bandle City, the great warrior will eventually leave this damned mountain, leave the stupid lizard perched on the mountain, and embark on his own path of bravery. Farewell, idiot!"

"Guluhuhu~"

The yellow and green dragon lizard widened its eyes and hid behind the big rock. Its square head stared at the dwarf who was about to go away, making a pitiful sound.

After walking a few steps, listening to the whimpering sound coming from behind, the little dwarf seemed to feel that it was too heartless for him to walk away, and suddenly turned his body, waved his little hat at the stupid lizard hiding behind the stone, and completely killed him. Cut off the last trace of thought, and then ran away.

"Gulu uh~"

Accepting the little man's invitation, the dragon lizard made a cheerful voice, and followed the furry little man again with joy, making the little man's ears stand up angrily.

"Female lizard! I waved my hat at you to tell you not to follow me, not to follow me!"

"Purring?"

The dragon lizard rubbed against the dwarf's body flatteringly, his eyes were bright.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't care about you! Do whatever you like!"

"Snoring~"

"This is the path you chose, stupid lizard. Follow Kret. Sooner or later you will die on the road of the brave. You are an out-and-out idiot, looking for a dead end! There is no cure! Idiot so stupid that even the air will save you Feeling suffocated!"

"Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~ Ska!"

"Okay okay, I know your name is Skaar, don't keep emphasizing this with me...Grandma, what the hell, I would call such a stupid name for a lizard, must be fooled by a stupid lizard The emphasis is confusing.

Listen, stupid lizard, if you want to follow me, you have to be brave, you can't... at least if you see a rabbit..."

Before Kret finished speaking, the dragon lizard named Skaar jumped up on the spot, ran to the rear quickly, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Just... uh... run away..."

A gust of mountain wind blew past, and Kled's little hat fell to the ground with a 'click'. The yordle stared blankly at the dragon lizard that disappeared in the blink of an eye, widened its eyes suddenly, and let out a roar.

"Dead animals!! Don't come back!"

After yelling, Kled picked up his beloved big axe, and angrily stared at the somewhat surprised humans not far away.

"Humans, for the sake of scaring that stupid lizard away, get out of here, or Uncle Kled will definitely open your head with a big axe! Let you know why the flowers are so red!"

"Jit's biological visitor? Li can speak human language? No wonder Wawa is afraid of Li."

The boy with half of his face swollen was not afraid, but walked a little closer.

"Impolite little thing! Can you speak human language? Even a yordle can speak human language, and you can't? Didn't your mother teach you to speak human language when talking to yordles?" ? Or do you think this uncle is not human?"

Klein bared his fangs, and raised the ax in his hand high, only to find that the young man in front of him leaned towards him even more curiously... It was so simple, completely different from the group of humans who ran away screaming. , the eyes of this human being... Do you really think of yourself as a monkey?

"For the sake of your courage, Master Kret will give you a chance to escape..."

Talking to himself, Kled picked up the hat and saw the stupid human cub that was two heads taller than him put his stupid hand on his stupid... ah no, it was a smart and brave head, rub it Kneading, and soon attacked his ears again.

"It's so cute~ it seems a bit stinky... the mouth is also stinky, what's your name?"

"Shame! There is no doubt about it! It is a naked shame! Kled's shame! The great warrior's shame! The greatest shame in the history of the yordles! Now! It is time to wash away the shame! Stupid human cub! I will let you Understand the great price of offending Kled!"

Waving open the boy's right hand, the cursing Klein just took off the ax on his shoulder when the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking came from behind him.

Without looking back, he also knew that the stupid sound was made by that idiot, bastard, coward, and coward.

but……

Claire grinned.

"Stupid lizard! You came at the right time! Let me show this arrogant human kid in front of me..."

Before he finished speaking, Klein was picked up by the big mouth of the fearful dragon lizard. Klein with a frozen expression only had time to grab his big ax and small hat before he was carried by the dragon lizard in the air and charged towards the mountainside. , The yordle who reacted kept cursing all the way.

Not even the fiercest thunderbolt is as powerful as the fierce words of a yordle.

Seeing the farce in front of him, Aisaiah was stunned for a while, and then burst into a belly laugh, with tears streaming down his face.

"What an interesting guy!"

The strange visitors on the mountain are cuter than the people in the village, and they speak better, much better than at home~

Following the dragon lizard's footprints, Isaiah thought for a while and decided to catch up. He always felt that as long as he grasped the rhythm of the conversation, he would not be hacked to death by the axe of that irascible furry dwarf.

After being brought back to the Shimmering Silver Mountains by Skaar in less than three minutes, the angry Klein raised his small hand and hit the dragon lizard hard on the stupid head, but saw that the dragon lizard not only did not show any pain, but also He made two comfortable 'gurgling' sounds, then stuck out his tongue and licked his face.

"Hmph! Female lizard! Are you sure you can run away? Your head is still so hard."

"Guluhuhu~"

"Okay, I know you don't understand what I'm saying, talking to a fool for a long time, I'm really a fool, but compared with you, I'm still not as stupid as you... Don't try to refute me, because the refutation of a fool is nothing It's meaningless!"

After rearranging his luggage and patting his fur skirt, Kret picked up his big ax and walked towards the way he came.

"Snoring..."

Skaarl suddenly rushed to Kled's side, followed by a strong pungent gas blowing towards his face, which made people feel so painful that they felt like vomiting.

Kled was stunned, and the next moment he flew into a rage. He took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and pointed at Skaar with a slightly trembling finger.

"You fat ass bastard! Can you point your stupid ass at your enemies? Oh my god, I've never been wronged like this in Bandle City, and I Attacked with a bioweapon by a stupid lizard, omg I bet you could take your ass on your distant cousin the dracodon and knock those flat-haired brutes off, oh shit it stinks ugh ...I'm going to spit out my overnight meal..."

"Gulu huh? Woohoo~"

"I'm not complimenting you!! Ahh! Why did I meet such a stupid and cowardly creature like you! Except for a big stinking fart! You are nothing! Nothing!!!

How I regret wanting to have you as my mount! I, Klein, am really blind! You shouldn't have been given that rabbit in the first place! "

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