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It was beyond everyone's expectation.

The third person who cheered for Xiao Ping'an was actually... Emperor Jing.

"Good, good poem."

Emperor Jing laughed and clapped his hands.

"It is indeed a good poem."

The Queen Mother looked at Xiao Ping'an and said uncertainly: "This should be the child of the Xiao family."

Seeing that the Queen Mother and the Emperor had spoken, Xiao Ping'an certainly would not choose to be deaf and dumb again. Just kidding, he didn't really want to die. He wiped his mouth quickly, stood up, and saluted Emperor Jing and the Queen Mother.

"Thank you for your compliments, Your Majesty. I am the eighth son of the Xiao family."

"Your father has seven brothers. What a pity." The Queen Mother's tone was a little sad. She looked at Emperor Jing and said: 'Your Majesty, the children of the Xiao family have been loyal and brave for the country and the people all their lives. Now there is only this child left. Don't treat him badly. ’

Emperor Jing smiled and said, "Don't worry, mother. I will never mistreat anyone, not even the Xiao family."

I didn't believe you, and I was treated badly by the old man... Xiao Ping'an pretended to be grateful and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

"Your name is Xiao Ping'an, right?" said the Queen Mother.

"Yes."

"Ping'an, Ping'an, what a good name. I am very satisfied with the poem "Snow Plum" you wrote. In this way, Xiao Qi has made a contribution by presenting poems, and Ping'an has made a contribution by writing poems. They must be rewarded. Come on, give the young master Xiao a golden silk armor, and give Princess Chengze a jade ruyi."

An old eunuch came over with a tray.

On the tray, there was a golden glazed armor.

The brilliance was dazzling and bright.

"Wow, this is a golden silk armor. It is said that this armor is invulnerable to swords and spears, and can resist 90% of the power of the master, and can resist all attacks below the master."

"Queen Mother, what a big deal."

"I'm jealous."

"What's the point of being jealous? Who told you not to write poetry!"

"..."

Everyone looked at Xiao Ping'an with envy.

Emperor Jing was slightly stunned, as if he didn't expect that the Queen Mother would suddenly give such a big reward. You said that it would be fine to give it to Zhang Xueyu Ruyi, but she actually gave the golden silk armor to Xiao Ping'an. You know, even he coveted this golden silk armor.

Thinking of this,

Emperor Jing's eyes flickered, and he glanced at Xiao Ping'an, and said with a smile: "The Queen Mother rewarded you with a golden armor, so I can't be stingy."

"Well, today is the Queen Mother's birthday. You, the most talented man in the capital, must write a poem. If it is well written, I will give you a gift. If it is not well written, I will punish you."

Fuck, dog emperor.

I really don't want to show off, but you insist on forcing me.

Xiao Ping'an said: "Your Majesty has an order, how dare I refuse."

"Then let me set the topic. So, Chen Zhou, you write a birthday poem for my mother."

Emperor Jing said with a smile:

"I can give you three incense sticks of time."

Xiao Ping'an: "No, Your Majesty, you just need to give me a cup of tea."

"Hmph, some people should not be too arrogant. Be careful, the wind is strong and your tongue is flicked." Ye Wudao said sarcastically.

"Okay, then a cup of tea."

Emperor Jing glanced at Ye Wudao, who was frightened and immediately bowed his head.

...

After a cup of tea.

Emperor Jing looked at Xiao Ping'an: "A cup of tea is up, you thought of it."

"I thought of it."

"Then read it."

"Yes." Xiao Ping'an nodded, and the first sentence shocked everyone: "This woman is not a human!"

This time, the Xiao family had seven sisters-in-law and Xiao Rong accompanying Xiao Ping'an to attend the birthday banquet. After hearing this, the faces of these eight people changed drastically, and they almost peed in fear.

Uncle (myna), are you going to die?

Hao Tong, Ye Wudao, and Zhang Jian almost jumped up with excitement.

Especially Zhang Jian, who was ecstatic in his heart and roared: "Bold Xiao Ping'an, dare to insult the Queen Mother, the Imperial Grandmother, your grandson suggests that you quickly put him in jail and execute him by slow slicing."

The Queen Mother did not speak.

Her brows furrowed.

Xiao Pingan glanced at Zhang Jian, who was jumping up and down, and ignored him, as if he was just a clown.

He just read the second sentence slowly: "The Ninth Heaven Fairy has come down to earth."

As soon as these words came out.

Zhang Jian seemed to have his throat choked, his eyes widened, and he couldn't speak.

The Queen Mother's brows relaxed.

Zhang Xue couldn't help but roll her eyes. This Xiao Pingan, does he like to play so much? Be careful not to lose your life.

The fifth princess Zhang Chunhua glanced at Xiao Pingan, and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

However, the next third sentence.

Let everyoneThe mood that had been calmed down suddenly turned upside down again.

"Raise a son who will become a thief!"

Raise a son.

Everyone was stunned and looked at Emperor Jing involuntarily.

Isn't this referring to Your Majesty?

After all, Emperor Jing was not born by the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother had no son, only a daughter.

At that time, Emperor Jing's biological mother died in the harem.

The late emperor placed Emperor Jing with the childless Queen Zhao Xuemei.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Emperor Jing was raised by the Queen Mother.

The face of Emperor Jing darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye. He frowned and glanced at Xiao Ping'an.

Did he mean something?

Because he was embarrassed once just now, Zhang Jian did not dare to shout at this moment.

After all, Xiao Ping'an was poisonous. God knows whether this guy will turn around again later.

This time, it was Ye Wudao who shouted: "Bold Xiao Ping'an, you dare to insult His Majesty, Your Majesty, I suggest that Xiao Ping'an be dragged down and beheaded immediately."

"Bold Xiao Ping'an."

"Looking for death."

"What kind of shitty poem did you write."

"..."

A bunch of people from aristocratic families seemed to have found an opportunity to kill Xiao Ping'an, and they all criticized Xiao Ping'an with their pens.

Do you think that you can ignore Emperor Jing just because you have the teacher to protect you? You are courting death. If Emperor Jing wants to kill you, see if the teacher will still protect you.

Ignoring the abuse around, just treat them as dogs barking.

Xiao Ping'an said lightly: "I stole peaches to feed my mother."

The last sentence fell.

Everyone was speechless.

...

In silence.

Emperor Jing laughed: "Although this poem is not very good, it is thoughtful. In this way, I will reward you with ten thousand gold."

…………

On the way back.

In the carriage, Xiao Ping'an, his ninth sister Xiao Rong, and three sisters-in-law, the fourth sister-in-law, the sixth sister-in-law, and the seventh sister-in-law, were riding in a carriage.

"Fuck. Wanjin, that's 10,000 copper coins. This Emperor Jing is too stingy."

Xiao Ping'an frowned.

"Uncle Eight, don't talk nonsense. Be careful that the secret agents in the palace hear you and take you to the imperial prison." The sixth sister-in-law reminded.

"Brother, do you know? Just now, I was really scared to death." Xiao Rong patted her ordinary big b, "You dared to say that His Majesty is a thief. Fortunately, you barely made up the last sentence. Otherwise, our Xiao family would be finished."

"Ninth sister, calm down. Don't be afraid with your brother here."

Xiao Ping'an patted Xiao Rong's shoulder and said with a smile.

Emperor Jing insisted on asking for a scolding, what could he do? Of course, he would satisfy him.

...

That day.

It snowed in the capital.

The heavy snow covered 99% of the buildings in the capital. Even the road surface was covered with a thick layer of snow and frost.

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