Legend of the Great Sage

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Life is easy, but it is hard to grow old. Every year is Chinese Valentine's Day, and today is Chinese Valentine's Day, so I spent another fulfilling day.

I suffered from severe insomnia yesterday. I woke up at around 7 o'clock in the morning. My mind was in chaos and I felt a little depressed.

I remember Mom once taught me: watch horror movies when you are unhappy, and you will become happy.

So I watched a horror movie: the protagonist is a novelist who is trapped in a room, constantly having various hallucinations, and finally commits suicide.

This is... really... happy...

Note: Mom was my neighbor when I was a child, nicknamed Wang Mazi.

I slept for a while in the afternoon, but I was still in a state of confusion. I saw that my two friends had not answered the phone, so I went back and chatted a few random words. Finally, he said: "I'm going to fall in love." Hey, is this sentence the key point?

Note: I usually call this friend Banana, the full name is Angry Banana, also known as "Banana you Bara".

Then I continued to read a book called "Notes of Yuewei Thatched Cottage" and read a very interesting poem, "A hundred knots hanging on the temples and frost on the temples, eating ice and snow for oneself to moisten the jejunum. I can only enjoy the autumn and winter atmosphere in my life, but I will never know Luo Qixiang until I die..." "The author's original note: A heavenly scholar will never marry.

Note: A ghost note novel written by a very famous ancient man. It was also shown on TV in the past. He Shen always fought with that guy, yes, Liu Luoguo with iron teeth and bronze teeth.

I put down the book and continued my daily fitness plan to go for a run. I saw a dead toad on the road. I went back to the community to play with the horizontal bar, but because I was too tired today, I just hung on it, like the toad. There were three little girls playing on the swing next to me. One of them looked at me, walked under the horizontal bar next to me, and stretched up and down flexibly.

Can you... go play on your swing!

I walked away silently.

Note: The swing is more fun than the horizontal bar.

I had dinner alone, stood on the balcony for a while, and started reading and writing.

Why do I say this! It is to tell friends who read these words at this time that even if they are smart, wise, strong, brave, outstanding, young, rich, handsome, and unrestrained like me, they will still encounter these things. So laugh about it, it’s not a big deal.

Thinking carefully about today, I did not get up late, did not stop reading, it is the third month of quitting smoking, and I continue to study and exercise, so it is quite fulfilling. At least I have not let down this ordinary day, I have not let down your waiting, and there is no Weaver Girl and me.

Note: I really considered writing this book as a story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. After publishing the book, the first cover was the Magpie Bridge Club made by an unknown Lei Feng...

Of course, I also wish all lovers to get married eventually, including Banana and Bala. I wish you all happiness. If the world is full of unhappy people, what hope is there in life?

Finally, I present a character song from Xingye's famous movie: "I'm exhausted like a dog, I can't bark when I'm scolded, I'm like a dog, barking..."

Since I have written so much, I would like to ask for some monthly votes!

—Your most loyal friend. (To be continued.)

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