Legend of Xiangjiang Tycoon
Chapter 56: Hilarious
The movie has begun to be shown. The first thing on the screen is the animation of the Kylin movie:
A unicorn came out from the darkness. A piece of land appeared at the foot of the unicorn. The shape of the land looked like Hong Kong. Later, the land gradually grew. The mainland, Southeast Asia, Asia, and finally the whole world was under the foot of the unicorn. Disappeared, only Kylin was left. The four characters "Kirin Pictures" descended from the sky and crossed the middle, and under the Kylin, the English "KYLINPICTURES" of Kylin Pictures appeared.
And music, if someone came to this world in the previous life, they would find that this music is a bit like the sound of Hollywood DreamWorks. Li Zhiwen has no creative ability, but he has memories that people here don’t have.
This animation was made by Li Zhiwen. The animation cost Li Zhiwen more than 50,000 Hong Kong dollars, and the result was barely satisfactory to Li Zhiwen. From this opening animation, you can see Li Zhiwen's ambition.
Then there was nothing on the screen, only a line of words appeared: producer, director, producer, screenwriter, art, music...
A large number of positions occupies half of the screen, with a name-Li Zhiwen written on the end.
The movie theater whispered: "This man is very powerful, he does everything alone."
"It's pretty awesome, but it depends on the quality of the movie."
Those who know how to do it know the hardships of Li Zhiwen in filming "Happy Ghost". If someone helps, who wants to put everything in the crew on themselves.
"Boom!"
There was thundering and thunder, a man dressed in Qing Dynasty official uniforms, with long braids, and lost his soul walked into the ruined temple, stepped onto the altar table and hanged in front of the idol. In the eerie soundtrack, a horrible ghost air diffused in the projection hall.
"Is there anything wrong, it's a ghost film that is being promoted for a long time."
"Don't tell me, this ghost is a little handsome," said the person who didn't know Zhang Guorong.
"That is, that is Zhang Guorong."
"......"
Happy Ghost in Cantonese means the heartless optimist. Although there is a word for "ghost", no one is thinking in the direction of ghost movies. Many people in the theater were attracted by the publicity of the "Kirin Daily". Otherwise, how could a movie made by a brand new crew attract so many audiences on the first day?
But seeing the scene of suicide at the beginning, I feel deceived. After all, there are a few who love to watch horror movies.
Zhong Chuhong was a little worried about Li Zhiwen. After all, he was disliked at the beginning, but it would be difficult for others to like it later.
"La la la la, la la la, la la la la, la la la..."
The picture turns, five young and beautiful girls go on an outing with schoolbags on their backs, the background music becomes cheerful, and the time of the subtitles has changed to 1979.
Zhong Chuhong's eyes lit up. Since there are so many girls, it must be developed in the direction of comedy, and he immediately looked forward to it.
Wang Jing from another theater also brightened his eyes. He was attracted by the soundtrack. Although I don’t know what the background music is, it is absolutely original. In addition to the hanging soundtrack at the beginning and the theme song of "Shanghai Beach", this Li Zhiwen is a music geek, but he can't sing, otherwise he would be more than enough to be an idol singer.
Wang Jing knew that Li Zhiwen’s movie was released today, so he bought tickets, took his wife and old beans to cheer Li Zhiwen, and let’s take a look at the movie made by Li Zhiwen.
And Wang Tianlin really thinks "Happy Ghost" is very good from the shooting angle, and he has an appetite for him.
Wang Tianlin originally thought that Li Zhiwen’s own small cost of making the film really wanted to play on his own, and all the details should be unsatisfactory. He did not expect that the photography and soundtrack work would be so sufficient. It can be seen that he has worked **** the film.
is actually because of the copycat, Li Zhiwen did not spend much time in the later period. In terms of songs, the male voice asked Zhang Guorong, and the girl asked Wen Bixia to sing. The rock accompaniment in the theme song of "Happy Ghost" was also sung by a small bar band.
Five girls came to the beach, and the names of the three heroines Li Lizhen, Wen Bixia and Li Saifeng were typed on the screen one after another. Amidst the cheerful singing, five beautiful girls took off their clothes and wore one-piece swimsuits playing on the beach. Their immature and beautiful figures made the male audience watching the movie pleasing.
Although a few girls have beautiful big white legs, but because a few girls are young, they don't feel salty and wet, but they make people feel very youthful and beautiful.
Especially for the elderly audiences, they all want to have such a beautiful and lovely daughter. Then five boys will appear. The second male number played by Li Zhiwen is much more handsome, especially the scene of playing the guitar on the beach. The audience's eyes lit up.
The first 10 minutes of the play created a youthful and cheerful atmosphere for the audience, and it will inevitably make people feel bored after a long time. But when everyone felt too bored, the appearance of the fat sister Shen Dianxia activated the atmosphere of the film.
If a film is always a kind of atmosphere, it will be annoying for the audience to watch. After all, the film is not a short film of a few minutes, but a film of nearly 100 minutes.
There is no need for the fat sister to say a word. Just as Shen Dianxia wriggled her hips and mopped the floor while humming with headphones, the audience burst into laughter.
Then the rope attached to Zhu Xiucai moved on its own, frightening the puppy, scaring away the wretched uncle played by Wang Jing, and making the atmosphere in the theater warmer.
Wang Jing’s wife pointed to Wang Jing on the screen and laughed so hard that she couldn’t stand her body. She intermittently said: "A Jing..., you really treat yourself as... It shows up and laughs me to death."
Wang Jing was a little speechless, regretting going to guest appearances.
After the happy ghost played by Zhang Guorong appeared in the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, laughter and surprise were endless, especially the lines inside made people laugh. When filming, the staff on the scene could not help but laugh, let alone the audience. .
Li Lizhen: "Who are you? Dead thief, dressed as such a robbery?"
Zhang Guorong: "Xiaosheng is not a thief...I am not a human being."
Li Lizhen: "Of course you are not a human being. You are a beast. In the middle of the night, you broke into someone's room and didn't touch anything. You touched the feet of people's feet. You are perverted and you are a pervert."
Zhang Guorong: "I am not a wolf..."
......
Zhang Guorong: "What does makelove mean?"
Li Lizhen: "Makelove means good friend."
......
Li Lizhen: "Zhu Xiucai, please don't care about anyone, and speak straightforwardly."
Zhang Guorong: "Well, then I'll be straightforward, and I will make love with the two young ladies."
Wen Bixia and Li Saifeng: "Ah, you are really direct, you are really shameless."
Zhang Guorong: "I have made love with her, now it is your two's turn."
......
The sports meeting that followed was full of laughter~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and the audience burst into tears.
"Hahaha, this Zhu Xiucai is really a pig stupid, so stupid."
"Lin Jingjing is so cute, which actor did it."
"These three heroines are all pretty, I don't know where the director came from."
"Actually, for the movie, the happy ghost is also very handsome."
......
Wang Tianlin and Wang Jing heard the laughter in the cinema. As insiders, they knew that "Happy Ghost" was a success.
Wang Tianlin couldn't help sighing: "Since ancient times, heroes have been born young, and the ancients are sincere not to be deceived."
After , the theater will be heated up, will there be laughter, especially in the section of repairing the nun, many audiences are laughing.
"This nun seems to be Chen Yulian. Although she looks ugly, she can't escape my golden eyes."
The feeling of watching a movie by one person is different from that of a group of people watching a movie. Watching a movie by yourself and seeing a funny plot, you can just smile a little, but when a group of people watch a movie, you will be unconsciously influenced by other people’s emotions. Infect.
After countless hilarious laughs, the following plot pierced the audience's tears, especially when the nun burned the rope of the happy ghost, many people in the theater shed tears.
Wang Tianlin concluded: ""Happy Ghost" makes people cry and laugh. Li Zhiwen is about to succeed. A Jing, Awen, you have to make friends, he is very talented."
"I understand, Lao Dou." Wang Jing said.
At this time, Zhong Chuhong's family in another theater also walked out of the theater, with some meaning still left.
"A Hong, Awen's film is considered a success," said Zhong's mother cautiously.
"It should be considered a success, after all, the audience laughed so happily." Zhong Chuhong said uncertainly.
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