Legend of Yi Emperor Rebirth

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Bruce Bowen's season reimbursement made all the fans in the league except the Spurs feel happy.

And Yi Jianlian scored 54 points, so that LeBron and Durant's two consecutive season scoring record was broken again. This makes the Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans feel happy.

So to sum up, the Bucks fans are about equal to the fans in the league except the Spurs!

Thunder fans:? ? ?

Cavaliers fans:? ? ?

Durant:? ? ?

Anyway, on this very happy evening, there was a guy who looked particularly frustrated and Bill Simmons was buying baguettes at the bakery.

And in the phone he is holding, the page is the message board mocking Yi Jianlian on his Twitter homepage, with many new comments on it:

"Mr. Bill Simmons, do you remember what you said?"

"Mr. Bill Simmons, I am a pastry chef. I can make some baguettes for you. How many sticks do you have? It seems to be 40 sticks?"

"Hahahaha, I really want to laugh again, and pity you, Mr. Bill Simmons, please start your performance!"

…

Yi Jianlian once again achieved a new season high, and once again crushed LeBron's 53 points and Durant's 52 points with 54 points. This performance cannot be said to be unbelievable.

Bill Simmons had to keep his promise.

In fact, he can not do it, but he is a public figure, at least in his own opinion, he is!

Since he is a public figure, sometimes what he says must count.

Otherwise, he might not be able to continue to comment on this post as a reporter!

Why do you think Barkley kissed the ass?

People all over the country are watching it!

Can I not kiss me for my future career?

The same goes for Bill Simmons. Now that the bet has been stated, it must be done!

But why did I say baguettes at the time!

With a desperate look, Bill Simmons took the two full convenience bags that the waiter handed him, filled with baguettes.

"Have a nice evening, sir!"

"...Thank you!"

Bill Simmons glared at the waiter.

Am I beautiful? Me!

***

Everything was ready, and Bill Simmons was ready to start. Before officially opening the convenience bag, he glanced at his wife who helped him shoot with some worry, and solemnly said again: "Jenny, once I'm about to fall, you Must call an ambulance the first time!"

His wife made an ok gesture at him.

"Let's start then!"

Bill Simmons finally made up his mind, opened the convenient bag in front of him, and drew the first baguette from it.

"I must admit, something seems to be wrong with me!"

"But Yi Neng has such a performance, I don't think I am surprised by myself!"

"Okay! I did something stupid once, I shouldn't have made such a bet!"

"Oh~"

Bill Simmons was eating and thinking about it, and when he finished eating the fifth baguette, he couldn't help it anymore, leaned over and vomited.

"Damn it, maybe it's a bit beyond my expectation, but I'm a guy with integrity, I'm willing to bet, okay! I never thought I would fall to this point!"

"Oh~"

Once again the baguettes he ate in his stomach vomited, and Bill Simmons collapsed.

After repeating this five or six times, Bill Simmons finally collapsed on the table, with unfinished baguettes beside him...

***

The video ends here.

According to Bill Simmons' latest update on Twitter, this guy entered the hospital.

"This should be a lesson that Bill Simmons will never forget?"

"I think so, of course this is also because he is unwilling to admit Yi's ability, and he deliberately devalued the consequences!"

"In fact, Bill Simmons should have suffered this kind of loss again. The bad manuscripts he wrote in the past two years are not just to deliberately belittle Yao to get attention?"

No one sympathized with Bill Simmons, especially the Rockets fans sneered.

"It seems that the Chinese players are a nightmare for the American basketball experts! They have already played two famous guys, one let Charles Barkley kiss the **** of the donkey, and the other let Bill Simmons eat baguette and eat it into the hospital. ! Maybe you can say so! Don't underestimate the Chinese players, maybe this sport is not friendly to Asians, but that doesn't mean they have no genius!"

Barkley disagrees with this passage: "Don't put that fellow Bill Simmons with me. I mocked Yao back then, but that was when Yao hadn't scored yet. Bill was different. Yi could already He scored 50 points in a single game, and this guy was still there deliberately belittled. This is self-inflicted. I just despised Yao a little back then. This can't be said together!"

Yes, the eldest brother still dislikes the second elder brother...

***

Adult movie star Christina also updated her Twitter when Bill Simmons entered the hospital: Wow, I didn’t expect Yi to have a more powerful performance so quickly, which made me feel rushed, but fortunately, the script has been selected. , I can guarantee that this is a brand new attempt, so stay tuned.

Christina Fan No. 1: Thank you Yi.

Christina Fan No. 2: I think I will like the Bucks from now on.

Christina Fan No. 3: My God, as long as the rhythm of Yi is concerned, I will support Yi unconditionally!

***

The regular season continues.

The next game of the Bucks returned to the home scene against the Clippers. Due to the poor strength of their opponents, they ranked first in the Western Conference, so Xiao K will play the Spurs to defeat Yi Jianlian. Truce.

This time, the home fans are disappointed again!

Without Yi Jianlian, the Bucks have played back and forth with the Clippers, but it’s not that thrilling. The East, New York and West Clippers are all teams that have been bad for years and cannot see the future. They don’t need to target. I collapsed just as I hit myself.

94 to 84, the Bucks continued their winning streak.

On December 15th, the league announced the latest week's best of the week. Yi Jianlian still failed to be elected due to a lack of one game. The best of the week was given to LeBron.

The Cavaliers' record last week was a complete victory. In addition, LeBron scored 53 points in a single game. Except for Yi Jianlian, none of them can overpower him.

The best one this week is given.

What the Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans are most concerned about is another official NBA mvp list.

LeBron is still number one, which is no surprise.

They want to see if Yi Jianlian's ranking has risen.

It is said that they have been arguing for so long, including some experts who have stood up to speak for Yi, and Yi Jianlian has once again set a new high in his career scoring record. The league official can't be invisible no matter what!

Shouldn't the rankings rise this time?

"Seventh place: Yi Jianlian, Bucks (ranked eighth last week)."

Huh~

Really rose!

The Bucks and Yi Jianlian fans were amused!

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Just one?

This is too difficult!

Some fans reluctantly speculated: "Perhaps only after Yi Jianlian meets LeBron, and after seeing his matchup with LeBron, will the league be willing to give a correct evaluation!"