Leisure life: I have 10,000 mu of grassland
Chapter 30 Lively Barrage, All Netizens Are Talented!
Jiang Feng's live broadcast room was full of [hahaha] laughter.
The sentence "kick the file" is simply a reply from God, which makes netizens laugh.
[Hahaha, kick the gear, the anchor is really a talent! 】
[No matter what others do, I absolutely can't stand it! 】
[I learned it. A woman can't stand a crotch kicking movement! 】
【Which man can stand up to such a woman? 】
The barrage was drowned in laughter.
Everyone noticed that Jiang Feng's surface was calm and breezy, but in fact his words were sharp and he had a dark belly.
Jiang Feng had nothing to do, moved a small bench and sat in the yard, teasing Xiao Bianmu, chatting with netizens in the barrage.
The majority of netizens feel that they have been challenged, and sharp questions emerge one after another.
One person posted a barrage:
[Owner, I would like to ask, what happened when I weighed myself after taking a shit today and found that my weight has not changed? 】
Seeing this barrage, Jiang Feng frowned slightly.
"How is it possible, how could the weight not change after shitting?"
Immediately, he suddenly realized, and asked:
"Have you pulled the scales?"
After his words fell, the audience in the live broadcast room exploded again.
Countless netizens were overwhelmed by Jiang Feng's brain hole.
[Too stalky! Hold the grass! 】
[The scale is on, what kind of magical brain hole is this? 】
[I was wondering if the scale might be broken, so what the owner said makes more sense! 】
[Stop talking, I don't dare to think about that picture! 】
[Hahaha, the angle is so strange! 】
Jiang Feng remained calm.
The little Bianmu squatted in front of him, letting him touch him, very happy.
At this time, a netizen proposed a soul torture:
[Anchor, let me ask you seriously, if I pee with the leader, how can I relieve the embarrassment? 】
This question was unremarkable.
Jiang Feng also replied seriously: "Don't talk when you pee with the leader."
However, one stone caused a thousand waves, but other netizens gave their opinions one after another.
[Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior]: [Just tell him 'Yo, you pee standing up too'! 】
[Life passer-by]: [Leader, I know a genius doctor who specializes in treating bifurcations in urine. 】
[Sai Yue Lei Ran]: [The friend in front who knows the genius doctor, don't go, I have a friend who wants to meet you, the genius doctor! 】
[Qingfeng]: [Is there anyone like me who can't urinate when standing next to someone? 】
[Medical University Liu He]: [It is normal for someone to stand next to him and not be able to urinate. Medically speaking, this is called "shy bladder". 】
Seeing these bullet screens, other netizens couldn't bear it anymore.
[Hahahaha, god damn shy bladder! 】
[This thing can still be shy? 】
[They are all talents! 】
Jiang Feng also looked at these barrages.
Netizens love these gossip.
That's not all.
I only heard the netizen named [Sai Yue You Ran] ask again:
[I want to ask if there is anyone who sprays urine like my friend? 】
As soon as this barrage came out, many people were completely speechless.
【spray? I thought the urine trident was already the limit! 】
[How much pressure is this! 】
【Let me go, my stomach hurts from laughing! 】
Jiang Feng smiled and shook his head.
Unexpectedly, there are so many crouching dragons and phoenix chicks in his small live broadcast room!
At this moment, it was getting late, Jiang Feng sat in the yard and looked towards the sky.
The red sunset was about to fall from the horizon, and the light of the grassland also dimmed.
Everything will be silent again.
It's time to rest on the ranch, and everyone is going to rest after eating.
Looking around, the years are quiet and good.
However, Jiang Feng's live broadcast had an extremely warm atmosphere.
All kinds of sarcasm from netizens emerged one after another.
Someone posted a bullet screen saying:
[Brothers, how often do you change your underwear? 】
Someone was very straightforward, replying with a word and a question mark.
【Change? 】
Someone else was very calm and replied:
[It depends on the amount of feces. 】
Some people despised:
[You guys are so disgusting, I will feel uncomfortable if I don’t change them for 15 days. 】
The barrage was so lively for more than 20 minutes. After everyone laughed, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room relaxed again.
Jiang Feng teased Bian Mu for a while, and then went for a walk outside the cattle pen and sheep pen.
After the sheep are shaved, the wool grows very quickly, and the fluff will grow out in two or three days, which can cover the body, so there is no need to worry too much.
At this time, Yang Maolin asked Jiang Feng to eat, and Jiang Feng bid farewell to the netizens and started the broadcast.
The day's live broadcast ended in a cheerful atmosphere.
Netizens were reluctant to leave, and made an appointment to come to the live broadcast room to watch the sheep shearing again the next day.
Jiang Feng greeted the ranch staff and began to eat and drink.
Both the meat in hand and the yurt are full of meat, as well as side dishes bought from the management area, buttered tea to relieve the greasy, and a few glasses of Mongolian wine.
Everyone ate and drank happily.
Liu Hongjun originally said that he wanted to drive and not drink.
But everyone's enthusiasm was high. Anyway, there are many rooms in the ranch, and there are guest rooms and bedding, so Liu Hongjun is left here.
The atmosphere is very lively.
Because there was still work to do the next day, everyone was restrained, and went back to their rooms to rest after drinking to their heart's content.
The two border collies sleep in the yard and are in charge of vigilance at the same time.
Xiao Jinhua is in Jiang Feng's house, a room away from Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng was very happy that night, and he didn't have time to settle the popularity value, but the popularity value can be settled the next day.
In the early morning of the next day, after he woke up, he washed up and settled down yesterday's popularity.
Yesterday, more than 400,000 people were online in the live broadcast room for more than one minute, with an average online time of 2.2 hours, and a total of nearly 900,000 popularity points were obtained.
Counting the remaining 30,000 from the previous lottery, Jiang Feng's popularity reached 930,000.
The number of people entering his live broadcast room has increased, indicating that his traffic has begun to increase, but many people are not diehard fans, so the average online time has been shortened.
But his total popularity is increasing.
Jiang Feng is not in a hurry to draw the lottery, the ordinary lottery draws are all common things, so it is better to do the advanced lottery draw.
By the way, take a look at what you can get for the items in the advanced lottery.
He walked out the door, stretched his waist, and moved his body a few times.
Seeing him coming out, Laifu and Laicai immediately rushed over to show off their cuteness.
Jiang Feng touched their heads.
Then, surrounded by three dogs, he patrolled the ranch.
Jiang Feng strolled in front, and Santiao Bianmu followed behind him.
It's quite a feeling that the king is taking the younger brother to patrol the territory.
Jiang Feng went to the sheep pen to check the condition of the sheep. In just one night, some fluff could be seen growing on the sheep.
When the weather is good, let the sheep go out for two days. Under the sunshine, the wool of these sheep will soon cover the whole body.
Sheep have changed from "cotton coats and trousers" to "autumn clothes and long trousers", which is more refreshing.
Not long after, the staff of the ranch came out for activities. Breakfast was ready, which was the leftover big buns from yesterday, as well as pure milk and bread.
Everyone had a full meal and started a new day of work.
The drone was lifted up under the operation of Jiang Feng, and the situation in the ranch was broadcast live.
Some sheep stayed in the pasture, and some sheep went out of the pen and ran to the grassland.
The shepherd holds a whip in his hand and drives the flock forward with the sound of the whip.
Laifu and Laicai are on both sides to help, watching the sheep to make sure they are walking in the normal direction.
The bleating of sheep is endless, mixed with the sound of the shepherd waving his whip.
The originally peaceful pasture suddenly became lively.
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