Let You Drive The Excavator, You Dug Out The Nuke

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then the sound of drinking water was heard.

Gudong~~~Gudong~~

"Ah~~~Take a deep breath...take a deep breath..."

"Tell me, are you sent by your peers to cheat me?"

Fang Yang was stunned.

"Ah? Boss, what are you talking about?"

"I... Lao Tzu... Uncle, you are really an ancestor, I am so convinced, if this continues, I will be stimulated to death by you sooner or later! Just wait for me, I will come right away!"

clap~~

beep~~

The phone is hung up.

Fang Yang looked at the phone with a slightly embarrassed expression.

vomit~~

The sound of the photographer vomiting kept coming from the side.

Looking at that posture, I vomited out all the prawns I ate last night.

Fang Yang hurried over to help him sit down, and took out a bottle of mineral water from the car and handed it over.

"Brother drink saliva to moisturize your throat!"

The photographer quickly took the mineral water and drank it in big gulps.

ah~~~

Huh~~ha~~huh~~ha~~

After taking a few deep breaths in a row, he finally recovered.

"Brother, I'm really convinced of your luck, we don't bring such scary ones!"

Fang Yang shook his head with a wry smile: "Do you think I want to dig this?"

The photographer drank a few more sips of water, and choked out: "Ahem~~ What should we do, cough~~ Are you waiting here?"

"Otherwise, the police have already said, protect the scene of the crime."

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Twenty minutes later.

A burst of sirens sounded.

Two police cars drove up.

Fang Yang stood on the excavator and waved to them.

Soon the car drove in his direction, and there were gusts of dust on the road.

When the police car pulled up nearby, five officers got out of the car.

The leading policeman seemed to be in his forties, with a serious face, and strode over: "Did you call the police and dig up the body?"

Fang Yang nodded quickly, while pointing his right hand in the direction of the big pit ahead.

"The body is in there, only half of the body is left."

Hearing this, the police officer led several subordinates straight to the pit.

When the police officer saw half of the body in the pit, he immediately turned his head and said, "Call the forensic doctor and let them come over for an autopsy."

"Understood, Team Wang."

After Wang Dui finished speaking, he jumped into the pit and walked towards the corpse.

Fang Yang also looked over curiously.

However, in the next second, Team Wang uttered a sound of surprise!

Hiss~~

"Xiao Li, don't rush to call later!"

"Ah? What's wrong, Team Wang?"

"Come and have a look! Is this a corpse?"

Hearing that several other policemen jumped into the pit curiously to observe.

Because the body was covered with a lot of mud, it was impossible to see clearly.

They didn't dare to destroy the scene casually, so they had to look left and right.

In the end, Team Wang couldn't identify it, so he took a stick and carefully removed the dirt on the corpse bit by bit.

in a minute.

Everyone stared at the corpse dumbfounded.

Fang Yang was dumbfounded.

The photographer is also numb!

The live room exploded!

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....

....

——[Haha, I can't laugh anymore, who is so wicked to bury a dummy in the soil, and it just happened to be dug out. 】

——【Fortunately, it’s not a corpse, so I’m not afraid at night now, it’s so dangerous. 】

——【This seems to be the kind of model that sells pants in a clothing store, right? Not to mention that it really looks like a corpse buried in the soil, and you can't see it if you don't look carefully. 】

——[Contestant No. 26, I thank you, you contracted my jokes for a year, and when this incident is posted on the Internet, it may be another funny news of the year. 】

——【Curious question, does this count as a false alarm? Will they be arrested. 】

——[Fortunately, it was dug out in broad daylight, if it was dug out at night, the soul would be scared away by him. 】

——【To be honest, I kind of hope it's a corpse, it's so exciting, it's interesting! 】

.....

Wang Dui stood up and looked at Fang Yang, his lips moved slightly, and after holding back for a long time, he finally said: "Young man, thank you for calling the police. Call the team!"

He didn't blame Fang Yang.

Because he knew it was definitely not intentional.

Even he himself had to study for a long time before he found out that it was not a corpse, let alone a frightened discoverer.

Fang Yang smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, I wasted your time!"

Wang Dui smiled: "It's okay, this is our responsibility, there is no delay, wouldn't it be better if it wasn't a murder case, what do you think?"

"Yes, yes, brother, go slowly!"

"Okay, boy, bye!"

As a puff of dust drifted past, the police car slowly disappeared from sight.

Not long after, a big Benz drove over again.

Boss Yang got out of the car aggressively and came over: "Where's the body? Where is it?"

Fang Yang smiled wryly and pointed to the half dummy in the pit.

"Damn it! It's really a corpse, you're the reincarnation of Broomstar, right? Hurry up and call the police!"

"The police are here, just leave!"

Boss Yang had a question mark on his face: "What do you mean? Are you shaking me?"

Fang Yang shook his head and sighed: "That's a dummy, not a corpse. The police took a look and left!"

"Ah? I'll go and have a look!"

A minute later, kicked up.

Pooh! ~

"unlucky!"

Boss Yang climbed up out of breath: "Since there's nothing wrong, then it's the best. I'll leave first if there's nothing wrong. You should work hard!"

"OK!"

Watching the boss leave, Fang Yang sat in the cab again and started working.

The photographer had long sat there motionless.

Although it was just an oolong just now.

But the caring people in the live broadcast room have already recorded and broadcasted it to make a short video and posted it on the Internet.

Such a big event happened yesterday, some people have a keen sense of self-media, and promptly posted short videos related to Fang Yang on the Internet.

Although the videos were all taken down afterwards.

But the traffic brought by video is the greatest value.

Many people gained millions of fans in a day just because of one video.

It made those who hadn't reacted thump their feet.

You must know that millions of fans are worth enough to make a Common family live a wealthy life.

With such a big benefit, who would not be jealous.

Although what happened just now only took about 20 minutes, but several versions have been circulated on the Internet.

Those self-media people with a large number of fans have gained a lot of viewing traffic and likes and collections in just a short time.

The one with the most comments has even broken a thousand.

——[This seems to be the guy who dug the fiber optic cable yesterday. He is really a genius. He almost dug up the body today, and the police went for nothing. 】

——[I can't laugh anymore, just now I saw a few people squatting down and studying that scene in front of the dummy, almost burst out laughing. 】

——【Actually, I can understand it. At that time, I thought it was a corpse, so I must have been very careful and didn't dare to act rashly. 】

——[Does anyone know where this person's live broadcast room is? A good man is safe in life, I really want to watch his live broadcast, it's very fun! 】

——[I think the funniest thing is the boss, although he looks very hot-tempered, but he is quite cute. If I had such a boss, I wouldn't go to work all day to catch fish. 】

——[The worst boss of the year, it is not easy to meet such an employee alive. 】

....

Fang Yang had the surprise before, but now his mentality was much calmer.

You are not so restrained when you do your work.

Soon another large hole was dug out.

Just when he was about to dig a little deeper.

With a shovel down, a half-meter-high red liquid instantly splashed into the soil.

Fang Yang looked at the red liquid on the shovel of the excavator, and his brain was in a daze!

His intuition told him that it was blood!

This means that something has been dug up again.

The photographer also saw the blood on the shovel, and his pupils dilated unconsciously, as if he had seen a ghost.

He turned his head to look at Fang Yang.

The two looked at each other the same way, with a little doubt and fear in their hearts.

The police just left, and he just had an oolong, he didn't want to do it again.

It's really embarrassing.

To figure out exactly what to dig.

Fang Yang decided to dig out the soil to have a look.

As a shovel went deeper, a large piece of soil was brought up.

There's more than dirt on a shovel.

There was also a living creature writhing.

Fang Yang took the courage to look carefully.

I saw a half-length boa constrictor sandwiched in the soil.

The boa constrictor looked as thick as an arm, and it was biting the bucket with its bloody mouth open.

It's as if it knew it was the bucket that split it in two.

"Brother, look quickly, it's a big boa constrictor!"

Fang Yang nodded, he didn't expect to dig a python.

But why are pythons here? It stands to reason that they should prefer to live in areas with water.

On the one hand, food is plentiful, on the other hand, boa constrictors like water.

Is there any special reason for this?

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