Let You Drive The Excavator, You Dug Out The Nuke
16. I'm Just An Excavator Driver, And The Police Station Is Free!
Captain Wang smiled and patted Fang Yang on the shoulder: "Just to make a record, so that the police can file a record, don't worry too much!"
"No, I'm thinking about having lunch. I'm hungry too, and I want to eat. If I have to make a record, I want to ask.... Do you care about the meal?"
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the people around changed drastically.
The photographer looked at Fang Yang dumbfounded: "Brother, that's it...can you still eat?"
Fang Yang curled his lips: "If you can't eat it, it just means that your heart is not strong enough. In other words, you have vomited it all, aren't you hungry?"
Photographer: "..."
Captain Wang didn't expect this guy to be such a tiger!
"Young man, yes, you are a man, you have to take care of the food!"
"Well, can we record while eating?"
vomit~~
Once the words came out, the people around couldn't hold back any longer!
Only the forensic doctor smiled softly: "Young man, with your mental quality, it would be a pity not to be a forensic doctor!"
Upon hearing this, Captain Wang said with a strange expression: "He just studied forensic medicine!"
"Huh? Really or fake?"
"Before you came just now, he had an autopsy, and the answer he got was exactly the same as yours!"
Hearing this sentence, the forensic doctor looked at Fang Yang in surprise: "It's okay, young man. Our forensic doctor has successors, but I just saw that the corpse was embedded in the soil, and it hasn't been moved?"
Captain Wang smiled wryly and shook his head: "He really didn't move the corpse. You might not believe it, but he just walked around the corpse twice, and the answer he got was that the deceased was a prostitute, and he said it too!"
"What?" The forensic doctor's expression changed drastically, with shock written all over his face.
The two assistants next to him also had expressions of disbelief.
"The autopsy was completed after only two laps? And it's all right? This...I haven't seen such a genius in my 20 years of work!"
The tone of the forensic doctor's speech was subconsciously excited, and he turned his head to look at Fang Yang, his eyes sparkling.
"Young man, where are you working now? I applied to transfer you to my side, and you will work exclusively with me in the future. Your achievements will not be lower than mine in the future!"
They were not the only ones who were shocked now.
The surrounding audience were stunned.
Fang Yang was also stunned, and turned around in embarrassment: "...that... I'm just an excavator driver, not a forensic doctor! I'm sorry, Aunt, you made a mistake!"
"What? You're not a forensic doctor?"
The forensic doctor was a little suspicious of his life by his operation.
I didn't even know what to say for a while.
In the end, he could only sigh, took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Fang Yang.
"Young man, it's really a pity that you don't become a forensic doctor with such a talent. This is my business card. If you figure it out, you can contact me. I will take you to study systematically, get a certificate, and become an outstanding medical examiner in the future." Forensic doctor!"
Out of politeness, Fang Yang immediately took it over: "Thank you for your love, I will consider it!"
Hearing Fang Yang's answer, the forensic doctor took the corpse and left with a smile.
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1.
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1....
....
——【This scene seems familiar. It seems that the colonel invited him to be a guard yesterday. I'm so envious. This guy is lucky. 】
——[Facts have proved that being handsome can really do whatever you want. 】
——[He has half a dime relationship with being handsome. It's just that he is too good to be appreciated by others. I finally understand why some people can become famous at a young age. Gold can shine everywhere, even if it is driving an excavator. He is still the most handsome boy in the crowd. 】
——[If it were me, I would also refuse. Don't forget, the prize money for the competition is one billion. With his current situation, the probability of winning is quite high. Isn't it better to take the money directly than those jobs? 】
——[I don't think so, the competition has just started now, who knows what it will be like in half a year, but either of these two jobs at least guarantees that you will not be bad in this life. 】
——[Thinking too much you guys, have you finished screwing? Have you finished moving the bricks? Wake up, your task is to support yourself. 】
.....
Whether it's netizens, the surrounding crowd also cast envious eyes.
Captain Wang waved his hand!
"Close the team!"
The police took away the body of the python.
Fang Yang made a free shuttle bus with the photographer.
At the same time, in the office building of the program group.
The supervisor quickly rushed to the manager's office with his mobile phone in hand.
"Manager, take a look!"
"What's the matter, flustered."
"You'll know it when you look at it."
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and opened Douyin Hot Search.
#Contract for a year’s laughing point, call the police to dig up the corpse turned out to be a dummy#
#Outrageous! As soon as the dummy was dug, the real corpse was dug#
#西海市field site found a female body#
#Accidentally shoveling to death is it against the law to protect animals in the country? #
These videos were released not long ago today, but because of their bizarreness, their popularity has soared rapidly.
Coupled with the lunch time, the heat was directly topped the headlines.
The comment area below is even more popular.
——[This place looks familiar, why does it look the same as the place where the national defense optical cable was dug yesterday, so it can't be the same person who did it? ah? Can't! 】
——[There are strange flowers every year, especially this year, and I dare not act like this in a movie. I was scared twice on the same day. Please ask the psychological shadow of the excavator master. 】
——[It’s so scary, it’s said that the corpse has been completely rotten, only a little bit of carrion is left, who did it. 】
——[These are all true. I have been in the live broadcast room for the past two days. There is no need to polish the plot, just make a movie directly. 】
——[This is too exciting, life should be like this, full of surprises everywhere! 】
——[This is not a surprise, but a shock. My friend was at the scene. He told me that the corpse was eaten by a snake, and the stench was so bad that many people vomited and collapsed. 】
——[I hope that the police Uncle can find the murderer as soon as possible and let the deceased rest in peace. This method of death is too cruel. 】
.....
Follow the manager to click on the video to view one by one.
The expression becomes very rich.
Then he looked blankly at the supervisor: "These are all made on the 26th?"
The supervisor nodded with a wry smile.
"This is a good thing. He is a contestant, and his popularity drives the popularity of our show. Why are you smiling bitterly!"
"Hurry up and hold a meeting for the following, write more articles, publicize the deeds on the 26th, don't make announcements, remember, don't bring any words related to our program!"
"Ah? Why?" The supervisor was a little confused.
"You are stupid, if it were you, you know that this contestant is an anchor, would you be curious and want to see it?"
"Yes!"
"Then it's over. If he becomes popular, the program's ratings will naturally increase. After advertising, it will fail. This is called giving someone a rose, and the fragrance in your hand!"
The supervisor suddenly realized: "Understood the manager, I will arrange it now!"
"go Go!"
After the supervisor left, the manager quickly returned to his seat, opened the live broadcast room No. 26, put on his earphones, and watched the live broadcast attentively!
....
After Fang Yang arrived at the police station, it was time for dinner.
Captain Wang arranged for someone to buy some lunch boxes and deliver them over.
The photographer looked at Fang Yang who was devouring, and couldn't help but move his throat.
He was very hungry, but he was afraid that he would continue to vomit after eating, so he could only watch eagerly.
Captain Wang rubbed the center of his brows, and smiled helplessly: "Eat slowly, and no one will snatch it from you!"
When people enter the police station, they either ask him, or they are arrested.
Who dares to eat like him without caring about his image at all.
Those who didn't know thought that he had been hungry for three days and hadn't eaten.
The most important thing is that not only did he not vomit when he dug up such a disgusting corpse before, but he can still eat it so vigorously at this time.
Is this still a normal person?
Even Captain Wang himself didn't have much appetite at noon.
I originally planned to take notes while eating, but seeing Fang Yang reincarnated from starvation, I could only watch and wait for him to finish eating.
Finally the photographer couldn't stand it any longer, grabbed the lunch box on the table and started to build it.
Fang Yang asked with a smile: "Aren't you too hungry?"
"Infected by you... I can't stand seeing how delicious your food is!"
Just kidding, I vomited from eating in the morning, and I was exhausted.
If you don’t eat it at noon, you may have to go to the hospital for glucose in the afternoon!
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