Let You Drive The Excavator, You Dug Out The Nuke

"Really! I have a chance to introduce you."

"That's necessary! I haven't finished talking yet. In the afternoon, the foreman asked him to drill the wall in order to prevent him from digging out. Guess what,,, he drilled directly into a cave. Ammunition, cannon! Now the online game has given him a screen name, called Fang Dapao!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

The man was so shocked that he couldn't speak, and kept lying.

Fang Yang outside the box was dumbfounded.

"Blow the cannon? What's the name? It doesn't sound right the more you hear it! Also, it's only been a few days since I've just crossed over. Where's Fa Xiao? Where's my brother?"

The photographer lay on the table and laughed: "Brother, you are so hot! Is this really your brother?"

Fang Yang smiled and shook his head: "I don't know!"

Today's meal was really not in vain. I was already full of melons before eating barbecue.

Listening to what other people say about himself, Fang Yang feels like he is listening to heaven.

If it was replaced by him listening to the story, he would definitely not believe it.

At this moment, the third person in the box spoke again: "I saw the latest news on my phone just now, I laughed so hard, let me tell you."

"What? Is it related to Fang Yang?"

"Yes, Fang Yang dug up a stone at noon and sold it for more than 1 million. It's called Tianhuang frozen stone. It looks like frozen. Later, he dug up porcelain. Many people were jealous and brought shovels up the mountain to dig the stone. .”

"A guy picked up a frozen yellow stone on the mountain. It looked very beautiful and crystal clear. He insisted that it was Tianhuang frozen stone. Those who went up the mountain with him were envious. It was beautiful for that guy. From time to time Just licked it and said it tasted like ice cream."

"What do you think happened?"

The two people next to him looked at him curiously.

"What's wrong?"

"Say it quickly, I'm so anxious!"

"Haha, it's funny when I think about it now, but he licked and found that the stone was getting smaller and smaller, and finally the ice on the outside melted away, and the thing inside was Xiang!"

"Fuck! Vomit!! I'm still eating!"

"No, why? Why is there such a thing?"

"Experts on the Internet said that it fell from the plane. After the passengers of the plane finished eating, they would automatically freeze and find a place where no one was around. He happened to go to a deserted mountain, so he picked it up. That's it."

"Awesome! I'm afraid this guy will have a shadow all his life!"

"My mother, I feel sick just thinking about it! This riding horse is not a Tianhuang steatite, it should be called a dung yellow steatite."

Fang Yang burst out laughing outside.

The photographer covered his stomach and laughed: "Brother, you are really harmful!"

"This has something to do with me!"

"No, I'm dying of laughter, why is there such an unlucky fellow?"

Fang Yang also laughed beside him and said no.

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——【I searched it out, and there really was this news, I burst out laughing at dinner! 】

——[The point is that the guy still thinks it tastes like ice cream, has he lost his sense of taste? Can this also taste like ice cream? 】

——[When I think of the picture of him licking Xiang, I want to spit out my lunch, it's too disgusting. 】

——[Nimma...Thanks to me watching the live broadcast, I picked up one just now and thought it was a treasure. Fuck, I'm so disgusted. 】

——【This session of netizens is the funniest and weirdest I have ever seen, it is what kind of anchor brings out what kind of netizens. 】

——【Digging for treasure is risky, so be careful before licking it. This fact tells us that not everyone can save themselves from danger every time like Fang Yang. 】

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The three people in the box couldn't help laughing, they kept chatting about topics related to Fang Yang.

Especially the person who said he knew Fang Yang, he could feel from the outside that he must be spitting and bragging now.

Fang Yang listened to books while eating barbecue, and he was quite comfortable.

It's like listening to someone else's story.

Especially when the man just blew out how they played together when they were young, slapstick together, and flirt together.

What he said was well-founded and well-founded, and people who didn't know really thought what he said was the truth.

Until more than half an hour later, when the three of them walked out of the box happily.

One glance at the camera on the table, when he sees the person sitting on the chair.

A burst of exclamation!

"Fang Yang?"

When Fang Yang heard that the voice was that bragging buddy, he raised his head with a smile and said hello: "Brother, how are you!"

The man's face turned red with just a swipe, and he should have guessed that Fang Yang heard him bragging.

But he didn't expose it, and smiled awkwardly: "What a coincidence, I didn't expect you to eat barbecue here too!"

"Would you like to sit down and eat together?"

The photographer's face was almost ashamed, and he was holding back his laughter. When he saw the man's embarrassing expression, he almost couldn't control himself.

"No, no, my brothers finished eating, and you still have to record the show, so I won't bother you. By the way, I've invited you for today's meal!"

After speaking, he took a few buddies out to pay the money, ignoring Fang Yang's dissuasion behind him.

The other two heard that it was Fang Yang calling out to stay and take a group photo.

"What the hell, didn't you see that he was recording a show? Hurry up, and next time when he's not busy, I'll ask him for a big sword, and then I'll let you guys get to know each other!"

With such a puzzled look on their faces, the two pushed and dragged away.

Fang Yang looked at the table full of barbecues and couldn't help laughing.

"I was ready to spend a bit of extravagance today, but there was still someone to treat me to!"

The photographer ate a bunch of mutton in one bite, and his mouth was full of oil and cumin powder: "In the future, when we go to dinner, we will say that your name is Fang Yang, and someone may invite you every time!"

Fang Yang directly stuffed him with a big chicken leg: "Eat your chicken leg, what are you thinking about!"

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——[The moment the man came out just now, I was so embarrassed that I dug out three rooms and one living room with my toes. 】

——[As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed. It's a good thing Fang Yang didn't expose him, otherwise he would lose all face. 】

——[Facts have proved that you can't be intimidated and bragging, maybe one day your bragging partner will be listening next to you. 】

——[This man is definitely a social fear, if I just drag Fang Yang to drink, he will come out of nothing! 】

——【Understood, is there any brother like this, give me a dozen, I also want to eat without spending money. 】

——[I think the method the photographer said is feasible, as long as Fang Yang is willing to come to me, I will definitely treat him to a big meal! 】

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After eating the barbecue, the two prepared to go back to the hotel to rest.

Just when they went upstairs to return to their room, they found three people standing at the door.

One was in a suit, one was in overalls, and one was in a military uniform.

Fang Yang had a question mark on his face: "Could it be that you want to buy Tai Sui too?"

The photographer nodded suspiciously, it should be!

When the three people at the door saw Fang Yang coming back, they immediately greeted him.

The man in the suit was the first to speak: "Mr. Fang, I am from the Bureau of Cultural Relics. Thank you for bringing a batch of very valuable cultural relics of the Anti-Japanese War to the Bureau of Cultural Relics today. The Bureau specially asked me to bring you a reward of 50,000 yuan and a banner. !"

"Hello, Mr. Fang, I'm from the Xihai Institute of Archeology. Professor Qin specially asked me to personally hand over the 500,000 reward to you, and at the same time, I also rushed to make a pennant for you!"

The man in military uniform also said politely: "Mr. Fang, I am from the Veterans Affairs Office. Thank you very much for bringing back the remains of the martyrs. The Kyoto side attaches great importance to this. They specially called to ask us to thank you, but we didn't Prepare bonuses, only one pennant!"

After listening to the three people's words, Fang Yang was stunned!

If it's such a coincidence, the three of you will come together.

Besides, what's the use of the pennant or something?

Fang Yang politely took everyone's pennants.

He originally wanted to refund the discount, but in a blink of an eye he decided to forget it.

"I'm sorry to bother you, thank you!"

The three also responded politely, chatted for a while and left.

As for the bonus, it was transferred directly to Fang Yang in order to save trouble.

The photographer looked at the few people who had gone away and still didn't come back to his senses: "Brother, I think you can put away the pennants, there are more pennants behind if you don't keep them all!"

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