Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Su Dong felt that he was innocent. He was also a victim, so how could he be the god of plague?

In the crowd of fishermen, someone shouted,

"Shen Su, can't I just call you God Su? Our lake is so small that we can't accommodate a great god like you, why don't you go fishing elsewhere?"

As soon as these words came out, the cloud was gathered.

"Yes, yes, although this lake is small, fishermen have existed almost every moment in the past 20 years. It is impossible for someone to bury a body here. There is really no way to catch a body here, or you can go fishing for a body elsewhere. Bar."

"Really, this place is full of insects and snakes. I caught a water snake two hours ago, and it was bitten by the dog. It's not that we won't let you fish. The main reason is that this place is too dangerous. What if you bite?"

"Su Dong, I know a good fishing spot. There are plenty of fish and water, and there is a special person to serve you. I'll take you there, right?"

"Really, it's not that we don't welcome you, brother, it's really a corpse. Ordinary people like us really don't want to see it. I watched the clip of your record last night, and I was woken up three times from a dream at night, across the screen. It's all like this, if I see it on the spot, I'm afraid I'll go to the hospital."

"Yes, yes, it's really not that we are targeting you. So, brother, leave your contact information. When I treat you to dinner in the evening, let's have a good drink and apologize like you?"

Su Dong: "..."

Cai Kun: "..."

In the past, I saw how the people around me treated the god of plague on TV, but today he actually experienced it personally.

The face of a group of people in the live broadcast room was numb.

"Pfft, hahahaha, laughing to death! I knew I knew! Who would want to see a corpse? People from the neighborhood must be fishing in such a place, and no one wants a murder to happen near their home."

"Su Dong: What is the real God of Plague coming into the world! (Tactical leaning back)"

"Actually, it's quite normal. If this is me, if Su Dong doesn't leave, I will leave. The ghost wants to meet the corpse."

"Photographed and filmed, such a fun video sent to station B must have a high number of broadcasts."

"Tsk tsk, I just saw the video from station B, and then watched the live broadcast deliberately. To be honest, I just want to know if the anchor can catch another body today."

"If you don't believe me, Su Dong has been on Weibo hot search again. The hot search is speculation about whether Su Dong can catch the body again today, and one-third of the people think that he can catch it, which is outrageous. "

"Hahahahaha, this is not the most outrageous, I know that an online casino has arranged Su Dong fishing on the table, there are 1069 people who can't buy a corpse, and 5320 people who buy a corpse. , 2093 people who caught two corpses, 3126 people who caught three corpses, 561 people who caught more than three corpses, and 23 people who bought Su Dong and caught fish. Laughing to death, the casino actually Know how to keep up with the times.”

"Damn it, man upstairs, so many Su Dong can catch the body? It's too exaggerated."

"No way, the odds of catching a corpse are high. You may not believe it. Places like casinos believe in science the most. According to probability theory, the probability of catching a corpse is too small, so the odds are very high. Even if Su Dong has caught three before, the probability is still low."

"Is the probability low, still buy it?"

"Buy it when the probability is low, the odds are high, give it a try, and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle. Who do you think betting on dogs? People who gamble more on dogs owe more than a dozen, or even more than a hundred. Almost one by one, these people are thinking of winning back the money they lost, of course whichever has the higher odds.”

"You can't bet on a dog! My dad was borrowed 100,000 yuan by a dog, and now everyone has disappeared!"

"Pfft hahaha, did you find out? Only 23 people bought Su Dong and could catch fish. Even the betting dog didn't believe that Su Dong could catch fish. I laughed so hard."

"It's crooked, don't mess with the barrage, don't talk about this stuff, if the live broadcast room is blocked, what will I watch?"

The live broadcast room was a mess, and Su Dong was not feeling well at the lake scene.

But it's not a big problem. Because of the improvement of three points of intelligence, Su Dong's brain is very clear. Immediately, he thought of a way to break the game.

I saw him looking at the crowd, and suddenly asked a question,

"When I caught the corpse yesterday, there were three people at the Yishui site who broadcast the corpse live. Do you know why they broadcast it that day?"

Everyone: "????"

Everyone is at a loss, what does this have to do with fishing or not?

The nearby young man asked subconsciously, "Why?"

Su Dong stretched out five fingers and said seriously:

"Fifty thousand! It's just one day's work, and they earned an average of 50,000 per person! This number will only be more, not less!"

"On that day, the three of them didn't watch anything, they just broadcast live, looking for various angles, shooting dead bodies, shooting the water surface, explaining the scene to the audience in the live broadcast room, and then they made 50,000 yuan, and the live broadcast per day lasted for a year!"

The breathing of the nearby fishermen began to quicken. 50,000 yuan is enough to cover their income for half a year.

Most of the people who come here to fish are not rich people. They are in the wilderness, all kinds of poisonous snakes run around, and they have to feed mosquitoes. Rich people don't come to this kind of place.

Those who come here to fish are either working class or middle class. In short, 50,000 is very attractive to them, not ordinary.

The scene was silent for a moment, the young man closest to Su Dong rubbed his face, immediately changed his expression, and said enthusiastically:

"Brother Su, come and do my fishing. I have already prepared my nest. There are a lot of fish in this position. Don't listen to their nonsense. This is a public lake. Anyone can come and fish. Of course, Brother Su can do the same. Su Brother, are you thirsty, I have iced black tea, you can drink it, Brother Su..."

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