Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

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"Fuck, this is a cannon! What a mortar?! What a cannonball?! What a dozen boxes of cannonballs here?! A dozen cannons and dozens of mortars?! FUCK FUCK!!!"

"Unbelievable and unbelievable!!! There are so many cannons and ammunition buried in Shuzhong!! If it wasn't caught by this guy, I really don't know how long it can be hidden."

"This Nima, I announce that from today, Su Dong will be the middle of the whole Shu... No! The whole dragon country... No! The most awesome fisherman in the world!! There is no one!!"

"Really, it's amazing!! Others fish for corpses, others for snakes for guns, and others in the Air Force's direct artillery! It's outrageous!"

"What is a fishing guy who is never an air force!!! (tactical lean back)"

"Yes, fishermen are never in the air force, only in the army, referring to cannons (funny)"

"Pfft... Hahahahaha, you two made me laugh to death, it turns out that the fisherman is never in the air force. Hahahaha!!!"

"Tsk tsk, I feel that from today onwards, there will be many more fishing ponds and lakes in the wild countryside and ridges in the middle of Shu. It is estimated that there will be many more fishermen, not for other reasons, just to catch a cannon."

"...Someone has already done this. My second uncle is about to buy an off-road motorcycle and go to the deep mountains and forests to fish for cannons..."

"...Well, it's hard to say whether there are cannons in the old forest in the deep mountains. There must be some fierce animals like tigers, leopards, wild boars, bears, blinds."

"This time, the entire Internet has really exploded. If we just caught a few corpses and a few guns before, it would be better. It's not that no one has done it, but this group of cannons is so jaw-dropping. The most shocking news of the year!"

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"So, in the history of modern warfare, the power of cannons is extremely huge. Only, there are very few cannons left today. Many types of cannons have long since disappeared in the war."

A professor of the history department of a 985 college is teaching a class, telling the students the history of the development of cannons.

In class, a student suddenly raised his head and asked:

"Teacher, what would happen if, in the 21st century, more than ten cannons and mortars from a hundred years ago were suddenly dug up, and there were even dozens of boxes of shells?"

The professor was stunned for a moment, and then immediately asserted: "Impossible! The number of cannons captured during the war was originally small. After years of development, most of them have been damaged and aged and then re-trained into steel, and the remaining very few were preserved and placed. In the museum, where did dozens of cannons and mortars come from?!"

"What if...?" the classmate asked weakly.

The professor waved his hand, "Nothing in case!"

The classmate silently took out his mobile phone, clicked on the video he just watched, and handed it to the professor.

After a few minutes, the professor was silent.

I blew all his bullshit out, you suddenly took this out? !

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a historical museum.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter in the office, an old man who was nearly sixty years old was dancing,

"Hahahaha Xiaoli! Quickly book a ticket! I'm going to Shuzhong tonight!!! Hahahaha so many cannons, how can we all be divided into one for our little broken hall?!"

"Hmph, every time old man Song borrows your incomplete cannon, he makes a lot of demands, and waits until I get the cannon to see how I squeak in front of you!"

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A historical research laboratory.

"Professor Li, I'm sorry, this time the cannons are born, we must get the first batch of data to find out what models these cannons are and which army they belong to."

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A university master's degree.

"Wuwuwu boss, just take me there. I'm counting on this paper to increase its popularity."

"Ouch! You are a big man, talk well, and I will take you there when it is confirmed that it is safe!"

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a military district.

"Received the order and immediately set off to assist the Central Shu Armed Forces to deal with the situation of the artillery group."

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a geological institute.

"Everyone, bring your equipment and set off immediately. Make sure to find out the dispersion of cannons and cannonballs in the soil, and take out the cannonballs first!"

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A certain...a food stall in the suburbs of central Shu.

"Snapped!"

Putting down the bowl, Su Dong touched his round belly with a look of admiration.

"As expected of the black fish that is listed as the top-grade insect fish in the "Shen Nong's Materia Medica", it really tastes delicious, with few fish bones, so delicious!"

Cai Kun held a bowl and ate the fish like he was swallowing dates. After he turned off the camera on the mountain, he has never turned it on until now.

Anyway, there are enough things that broke out today, and there is no point in continuing the live broadcast. It is still tiring to carry, how can it be comfortable to carry a bag in the bag now.

I don't know if the chef did a good job, or the black fish itself is delicious, or it was stimulated by what happened today.

In short, the two of them had a very refreshing meal today, which was extremely refreshing.

They had no idea how much of a stir on the Internet they had done this afternoon.

A few minutes later, Cai Kun put down the bowls and chopsticks, took a contented interval, and squinted his eyes, "It's really comfortable... If only every meal could be so refreshing."

"Don't worry!" Su Dong said carelessly, "Follow my brother, keep the food that is popular and drink spicy, and stay in a top five-star hotel!"

"Don't worry, big brother! I will always be your most loyal little brother!" Cai Kun patted his chest and assured.

Su Dong grinned, and he became the most loyal little brother after a meal. How could he feel like a wine and meat brother?

After resting for a while, Cai Kun touched his stomach and suddenly asked:

"Brother, what shall we do next? Back to Waldorf Astoria?"

Su Dong touched his chin and said:

"Shuzhong can't stay for the time being, the trouble is a bit big, how about we go to Chang'an?"

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