Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

The sea level is very calm, there is no wind and waves at all, and the endless sea is full of blue scenery.

The sea level is actually connected to the sky. A famous poet in the Tang Dynasty once left a famous sentence when he was viewing Tengwang Pavilion, "The sunset and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water is the same color. 35

But now, from Su Dong's point of view, the emerald green coastline is connected with the vast sky, which actually gave him a shocking feeling.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"Wow!!! So spectacular!! Is this the sea?!!"

"Woo woo woo inland children cry, what it feels like to have not seen the sea for 20 years. 35

"Don't say it, I'm in my thirties, I've been in the northwest all my life, I haven't seen the sea, but I often went to the desert when I was a child.

"Oh my God!! The water is so blue!! The sky is so blue!!!"

"It's so beautiful and shocking!!! It would be nice if there was a drone in the sky to take a panoramic view at this time."

"Don't make trouble, just move brother Zi and the photographer now, where's the panorama.

"I can only say that the photographer did a good job, and the photographer added chicken legs tonight!!

"Fuck! If I'm not mistaken, there's a fishing rod next to the photographer?! He's fishing too?!

"Hahahaha!! After coming to the sea, the photographer released himself!""

In the cabin, the uncle fisherman smiled and glanced at the two of them, then turned around and lay down and closed his eyes to rest.

This is what happened when I saw the sea for the first time.

Excited, excited, shocked.

He remembered the same when he first went out to sea as an offshore engineer, and he was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night.

Now I can't do it anymore. I'm getting old, and I'm exhausted when I go out to sea.

Thinking about it, the uncle fisherman slowly fell asleep.

On the boat, the two of them fished standing at first.

Later, for half an hour, the fishing rod didn't move at all. Immediately, the two found a small horse to rest.

An hour later, there was still not a single fish, and the two even started chatting on "Six Two Three".

Cai Kun scratched his head, "Brother, the fish in the sea don't seem to be stupid, it's been an hour, and no fish has been hooked yet.

Su Dong nodded and sighed a little: "It seems that no matter where the fish is, it is not easy to catch, and the good ones are all caught."

Cai Kun deeply agrees.

The people in the live broadcast room were suddenly speechless.

good guy?

Are you sure this isn't too much for you two?!

Although the fish in the sea are not easy to catch, they are not so difficult to catch, right?

At this time, Cai Kun's fishing rod moved.

"What the hell?! Brother! I seem to be hooked!

As he said that, when he was excited, he immediately put down the camera and slid over to grab the fishing rod and reel in the fishing line.

What the fuck?!

Su Dong's eyes widened?!

I haven't caught a single fish yet, how did you, a photographer, catch it?!

Unable to sit still, he immediately got up and ran over to watch it up close.

After dozens of seconds, with a click, a fish was dragged to the deck.

"Hahahaha!!! I caught a fish!! I caught a fish in the sea?! This is the first fish I caught in the sea! No, I have to take a photo.""

Su Dong's mouth twitched, Nima is so angry! How did this guy catch fish?!

After taking the photo, Cai Kun had the intention to observe the fish, and he was startled when he saw it.

"Tsk!" He curled his lips in disgust, "This fish is so ugly! Are all the fish in the sea so ugly?!

The strangely shaped body, the eyes and the mouth make up an ugly face, and children will cry when they see it.

He was stunned that he didn't recognize what kind of fish it was.

Su Dong nodded, restrained his smile and said, "Don't say it, I look a lot like you.

Cai Kun: "??? Meow Meow Meow?!""

He felt that he had received 10,000 critical hits, and he was just ordinary, so he couldn't be considered ugly?!

For the next half an hour, Cai Kun caught fish one after another as if he were hanging on.

"Hahahaha, brother, I caught another fish!! Tsk tsk, as expected of the species in the sea, it looks unusual, this one is flat, twenty centimeters long, and less than two centimeters high, it looks like a side Mirror, I don't know what kind of fish it is. 35

"Huh?! Another fish has been hooked?! Hahaha!! It turned out to be a grouper, so it's a fish I know!!"

"Fuck! It's only been five minutes, and there are fish again?! What kind of fish is this?! I don't know, forget it and throw it into the bucket first.

"It's moving again?! There's another fish?!! Good guy, it turns out to be a perch, is there a perch in the sea?! I always thought it was only found in freshwater lakes.

"Huh?! Another fish is hooked...+?! How did I catch the lobster?! Such a big lobster, it weighs two pounds, right?!

Next to him, Su Dong stared straight at him. He glanced at the bucket next to him that had nothing but sea water, and then looked at the bucket next to Cai Kun that was already full, and felt melancholy for a while.

A few days ago, Cai Kun looked straight at him fishing, but now it's better, it was his turn to look at Cai Kun fishing straight.

Sure enough, everything turns around!

In the live broadcast room, everyone laughed.

"I laughed so hard, the photographer's side is full of harvest, and the mover brother's side doesn't even have a cat's eye snail. Sure enough, there is no harm without comparison.

"This Nima stunned me, there is nothing on the left, there is a fish on the right from time to time, and finally even caught a big lobster, awesome!! 35

"One thing to say, the first fish caught is really ugly, how can there be such an ugly fish in the world. 35

"Upstairs, people are in the deep sea, you can't grow up casually, anyway, no one is watching (funny)"

"Pfft, it's alright to grow as you want, and to grow like this, you need to be skilled.

"Although it's ugly, people are very ugly!"

"Well... Ugly is very special... It means especially ugly..."

"There's nothing wrong, just like complimenting someone who is just beautiful and not obvious, it means that people are obviously not beautiful, which is the difference between low emotional intelligence and high emotional intelligence.

"Upstairs, let you analyze the problem, not let you infer other things!"

"Tsk tsk, the photographer is very lucky. Although there are many more fish in the sea than on land, it is not so easy to catch them. He caught so many fish in just over half an hour. Suck it away?""

"Don't talk nonsense, where did Brother Dongzi get his luck, people have never caught fish before!"

"Upstairs, who said Brother Dongzi never caught a fish?! Isn't a shark a fish?! (manual dog head)"

"Hahaha, Brother Dongzi doesn't want to fish. He caught the shark as soon as he caught it. He is the first person in history!"

On the deck, Su Dong looked at the big lobster with envy on his face, what a big guy!

Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly glanced at his fishing rod, and his fishing rod moved, and he was overjoyed.

"Hahahahaha!! My fish is also hooked!! Little Caizi, watch my brother catch a sea fish weighing more than ten kilograms for you.""

Cai Kun grinned, good guy, Brother Dongzi actually caught a fish, he said he would never catch a fish?!

Even the people in the live broadcast room were surprised.

"Good guy, Brother Dongzi caught a fish?! Ye Qing is back!!"

"It's not necessarily. Although dead wood and garbage can't be caught in the sea, it's not necessarily fish. It's not impossible if a coral reef is caught."

"No way? Looking at the floating degree of the fishing rod and line, it is obvious that something is struggling, and there should be a living thing underneath."

"It's hard to say, don't look at the calm sea level now, but there are a lot of undercurrents on the bottom of the sea, which are especially easy to create the illusion of struggle."

"Look at it again, I don't believe that Brother Dongzi can catch fish. From the experience of the past five days, it is not uncommon for him to catch such strange things, and he can catch fish alone... Impossible! "5

"Hey hey, so do I! But there are so many strange things in the sea, I don't know what the mover can catch.

A minute later, Cai Kun stared dumbfounded at the fishing line that was still being collected, and asked speechlessly:

"Brother, how many fishing lines did you put down? It's been all this minute and it hasn't been collected yet.

Su Dong grinned, "Five or sixty meters.

Cai Kun:

"Brother, what are you doing with such a long fishing line?! Put four or five meters, seven or eight meters in the sea water, and if it's not enough, it's almost ten meters. What are you doing with fifty or sixty meters?"

"Hey, didn't I just think, the deeper the sea, the more fish, and the stupider and easier it is to catch?!

Cai Kun was speechless for a while, my dear, brother, you really dare to think about it.

After more than ten seconds, the fishing line finally came up,

"Come here!! The deep sea of ​​more than fifty meters, let everyone see what fish can be caught with this sea line!!!" Su Dong said excitedly.

Cai Kun immediately picked up the camera and aimed at the position of the fishing rod.

After Su Dong said that, he picked up the pole, and threw it violently.

"Whoosh! 99

A one-meter-long, yellow, cylindrical object with a diameter of twenty centimeters was thrown onto the deck.

Su Dong:

Cai Kun:

Studio:

"Hahahahaha!!!! I'm laughing crazy!! I knew it!! How could Brother Dongzi catch fish!!"

"Nima! I'm waiting to see what kind of fish Su Dong catches! It turns out I'm still too young!!! Shouldn't I believe he can catch fish?! 35

"Hahaha, cough! I got my throat. It really was like God's help. I felt that my brother couldn't catch the fish in my life.

"Well... let's just say, Brother Movezi is outrageous, I've never seen such an outrageous flag!

"Before there were two people in the entertainment industry who were very outrageous, a rain god, where it rained, even if the weather forecast was sunny, it was sunny when he went, but it rained as soon as he came, and there was a singer who released an album in the entertainment industry. Someone had an accident, and every time someone collapsed. I thought that these two people were outrageous enough. But I never imagined that there is a great god called Brother Moozi! 35

"Nima, Rain God and Brother Feng combined are not outrageous than Brother Mozi.""

"Speaking of which, what kind of thing did Brother Dongzi catch?!

"I don't know. There are millions of people in the live broadcast room. Has anyone recognized it?"

"Well, it looks like a sea water probe, but I don't know what's going on, and I can't tell. 35

what is this?!

Su Dong and Cai Kun both stared at each other.

Cai Kun blinked and asked in a low voice, "Brother, what did you catch?! Why do you think this thing is unusual?! 35

Su Dong also has some scalp tingling, nonsense, can this thing be normal?!

If he read it right, the yellow thing on the outside looks like yellow tape, how does this thing feel so similar to the sea water probe he saw at a naval exposition?!

You won't fish the sea water detectors installed by the state, will you?!

It's over, I really want to catch the national seawater probe, and I won't go to the detention center, right?!

The corners of Su Dong's mouth twitched, and he approached the caught item, ready to take a closer look.

Cai Kun immediately followed with the camera.

After approaching and taking a closer look, Su Dong immediately relaxed, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother? What is this?" Cai Kun asked curiously.

"Detector." Su Dong said slowly.

"detector?"

"Yes, sea water detectors are used to detect water sources, organisms, exploration, search, photography, etc. in the sea area."

Cai Kun immediately shivered, "Brother, we caught our own country's seawater probe?!

"Brother?! This isn't illegal, right?! We are broadcasting live, so it shouldn't be a problem to throw it back into the sea now, right?! By the way, brother, you threw this thing on the deck just now, so it shouldn't break, right? ?

"Brother, we won't be detained, will we? We didn't do it on purpose. Even if we break it, we'll just lose some money, right?"

Su Dong waved his hand and smiled, "Relax, not only will we not be detained this time, but we will be rewarded."

Cai Kun was immediately confused, and he caught the country's seawater probe. Will there be awards?

Brother, are you kidding me!

Su Dong picked up the detector, which weighed more than 30 pounds and was quite light, and said with a smile:

"If we fish our own country's seawater probe, there will be no awards, but what about other countries?"

Cai Kun was stunned, and suddenly said subconsciously: "How is it possible, this is the South China Sea, within the nine-dash line, it is our sea area, how could there be other countries... er...

At the end, Cai Kun also reacted with a thoughtful look on his face,

"Brother, are you saying that this was secretly released by some other country in our waters?

Su Dong grinned, "Anyway, I didn't hear that the full text of Longguo's seawater probe was introduced in English, not Chinese at all!

Speaking, he raised the detector and pointed to a series of English words below,

"Tsk tsk, it's all in English, and I don't know which country secretly released it, so I was caught by accident."

Cai Kun blinked, realizing that he was overjoyed: "Brother, that is to say, we have made a contribution?!

Su Dong nodded, "If nothing else happens, you've done a good job!

"Call the police!!! Brother, why did Haili call the police?!

"Call the coast guard?! Are you stupid?! The coast guard phone is posted on the cabin without seeing the uncle?!

"Oh, I was so excited just now that I didn't see it.

In the live broadcast room, everyone boiled.

"Fuck?! Is this a fucking sea water probe?! 99

"Good guy!! I call it a good guy!! Brother Dongzi actually caught the sea water probe! It's from another country!""

"Nima, I thought it was from my own country at first, and I worried about Su Dong for a while, but I was worried about my feelings just now?!"

"Hahaha, it's really in English. I don't know which country put the 5.0 in our waters, but it was caught by Brother Zi. It's outrageous."

"Tsk tsk, if I'm not mistaken, this seawater detector is quite new, it should have been caught by Brother Zi soon after it was launched, and this wave of blood loss.

"I laughed so hard, I knew that Brother Dongzi can catch anything but fish. In the past, he only harmed the inland rivers and lakes, but now he is starting to harm the ocean."

"What is a scourge? Brother Dongzi, this is a good deed!!

"Dongzi brother: It is impossible to fish. It is impossible to catch fish in this life. You can only catch some foreign seawater probes to mess around."

"Brother Dongzi is awesome! I've seen the news of fishermen catching the seawater probe before, but who would have known that Brother Dongzi could do it today.""

"The fishermen have been fishing in the sea for decades. They have been fishing every day for so many years. It is not uncommon to be able to catch a seawater detector. I caught the sea water detector!

"Hey... that's what you said too!!! Looking at it like this, Brother Movezi is outrageous and has gone to the solar system."

"Hahaha, I'm really looking forward to the scene when the coast guard arrives!!

"Me too!!

On the vast expanse of the sea, a coast guard ship is sailing slowly on the water surface, performing daily sea patrol tasks.

At this time, the captain of this ship was watching the data in the cabin.

Suddenly, a marine police officer came over,

"Report! Fishermen call the police!"

The captain turned his head, his eyes sharpened instantly, "What's going on?! 39

The coast guard said: "The fishermen reported to the police that they caught a foreign seawater detector while they were fishing on a fishing boat.

"???"

The captain's sharp eyes instantly became puzzled, and he asked repeatedly:

"You mean, there are fishermen who caught foreign seawater probes while they were fishing?!"⁹.