Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

"Fuck!

Su Dong didn't have time to explain, and under Cai Kun's stunned gaze, he increased his body speed to the highest horsepower.

In just a split second, he came to the front of the bomb, aimed his right foot at the bomb, used all his strength, and kicked it violently!

"boom!!!

In an instant, just like the flames of the Qianlong shooting the ball in a super-intelligent football, the entire bomb was quickly kicked away from the fishing boat and came into the air. In just two or three seconds, it was hundreds of meters away, and the speed continued unabated. fly forward.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Cai Kun actually saw an afterimage in the air. He looked at Su Dong in astonishment, and couldn't help but ask:

"Brother, this is..."

However, before the words were finished, an explosion sounded in the sky a hundred meters away:

"boom!!!

The flames blazed, wisps of black smoke rose, and countless shrapnel fragments lased into the water.

There was even a clanging sound on a fishing boat a hundred meters away.

It was the sound of bomb fragments hitting the fishing boat.

Fortunately, only a few of these fragments were shot towards the fishing boat, and after the 100-meter buffer, the power was greatly reduced, so only a few sounds and a few black spots were left on the hull of the fishing boat. Other than that, the hull was not injured.

This is what exploded 100 meters away. If it exploded on a fishing boat, the consequences would be disastrous.

At this moment, Cai Kun had already stayed where he was, looking at the sound of the explosion in the distance, he couldn't help swallowing saliva in his throat, cold sweat dripped down his forehead, and the whole person shivered and said:

"Brother...Brother...you...how do you know this thing...will...explode?"

Su Dong also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said with leeway:

"Nonsense, the fuses are all dropped, don't kick it away, let it explode here?!

At this time, in the cabin, the uncle fisherman came out in a panic,

"What's going on?? Why did the front explode? This is a war???"

He was falling asleep happily when an explosion suddenly woke him up from his sleep. He opened his eyes and was annoyed. As a result, he happened to see an explosion in front of him through the boat window, and he stared blankly. .

How could there be such a thing in peacetime, he just fell asleep and the world war started?!

Su Dong hurriedly comforted:

"Don't worry, uncle, there is no war, no war. The war is too outrageous. I accidentally caught the bomb and exploded it."

Uncle fisherman: "???"

After hearing what Su Dong said, he was even more confused.

+?!

What the hell?!

Did you catch the bomb while fishing?!

And the bomb just exploded?!

623 Why do I think what you said is more outrageous?!

In the live broadcast room, everyone was really scared this time.

If it was said that he was surprised by what Su Dong caught before, the surprise here is more like surprise and excitement.

But this happened just now, and it also shocked all the audience, but the shock here was a shock of shock.

"Fuck! F*ck!! F*ck!!! This Nima bomb actually exploded!!

"Nima, if I hadn't been watching the live broadcast, I would have thought I was watching a movie!""

"Fuck! I'm scared!! My hands are shaking when I light a cigarette now!!"

"I was also frightened! No, I have to go to the toilet, I almost scared me to pee just now.

"Nima, when I got excited just now, I threw the phone out subconsciously, and now the screen is directly shattered into eight pieces?! What a new phone, I feel so bad...

"I was drinking Coke just now, and I was frightened just now, but I spit the Coke on the computer, and the laptop crashed. I am watching it on my mobile phone now, Nima!!

'Damn! This is the life and death line in the live-action version. If Brother Dongzi saw the opportunity and kicked the bomb 100 meters away, Brother Dongzi and the photographer would not have survived.

"Should I say it or not, it's really too dangerous this time. Nima has been sleeping for a long time, and it still explodes. I'm stunned."

"Indeed, as far as Nima is outrageous, if it wasn't for Brother Dongzi's vision this time, I'm afraid neither of them would survive, and the uncle fisherman in the cabin would have a chance.

"The uncle of the fisherman may not survive... Didn't you see the fragments of the shell flying around? It really was going to explode on the fishing boat. The power was enough to let the fragments pass through the cabin glass and pierce the uncle's throat.

"Which... to put it another way, if Brother Dongzi hadn't caught the bomb, maybe it wouldn't have happened this time?"

"It can only be said that if you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet? The most people who are bitten by poisonous snakes are not fishermen, but snake catchers. Brother Dongzi's behavior of catching cannonballs one after another. , I am not at all surprised that this happened.

"Indeed, I caught cannons twice, and the first time I found dozens of boxes of cannonballs. Fortunately, those are well preserved. This time I caught one that has already been fired. It's outrageous for others, but it's not a big deal. For Brother Zi, it's normal, but this time there was an accident. 99

"Tsk tsk, I'm a little curious, how did Brother Dongzi be so decisive, he just caught it and kicked it out immediately. If it was me, it would definitely be a bit of a daze.

"I didn't hear the mover saying that the fuse was dropped? It's probably the helical thing on the deck, it should be called the tail? This thing should be the fuse of the bomb. When the fuse (bjfa) is dropped, the bomb will explode."

"I guess so. Fortunately, this is a delayed bomb. It will take a few seconds for the fuse to explode before it explodes. If the bomb is triggered immediately, I am afraid that both of them will be cold. 99

"Brother mover may not be sure. With the reaction speed of kicking the ball... not... kicking the bomb, it is estimated that he can lie down at the moment when the bomb explodes. It is not necessarily cold, the injury is certain, but it is the photographer, ten Eight or nine times it will be cold. 39

"The old man pinched his fingers, and the coast guard is coming again."

"Nonsense, what do you say? Didn't see Brother Movezi already calling?"

"Captain, we have detected violent fluctuations in the northwest direction, and there is a suspected explosion?"5

The captain was stunned, "What did you say? Explosion?

Now is the age of peace, how could there be an explosion? Could it be that there are fishermen frying fish?

That's not right. In the 1980s and 1990s, fishermen used detonators to blow fish. This is the 21st century. How could such operations still exist?

"Turn direction and proceed immediately where the explosion occurred. 35

Looking at the chart, the captain's solemn face flashed a trace of doubt.

How does this direction, this distance, feel so familiar?

Just thinking about it, a marine policeman walked into the cab and saluted the captain and said:

"Captain, Su Dong called the police just now, saying that the bomb was caught. Just a minute ago, the bomb exploded on the sea, and no one was injured."

This is the fifth time to call the police, and all the connected police officers know and write down Su Dong's name.

In normal days, it is rare to call the police a single person, but today it is good. In two hours, this guy called the police five times, and it is difficult to remember his name.

Hearing the policeman's words, the captain immediately understood what the problem was.

He just said how this place is so familiar, they have all been there four times today!

"How did this kid Su Dong catch the bomb?? And the bomb exploded?!" the captain asked with a blue face.

The police officer twitched the corners of his mouth and said bravely:

"He said he caught the bomb by accident, and when the bomb went to the deck, the tail fuse fell off. He felt that something was wrong, so he kicked the bomb away, and then the bomb exploded in the air."5

The captain stared at him in disbelief.

"Is this what this kid really said?! 35

The operator nodded, and he asked three times, Su Dong always said the same thing, he can only tell the truth.

"Is this kid talking nonsense to me?!" The captain raised his voice and said with a dark face.

Su Dong's words also lie to others. He is a veteran soldier who has been exposed to bombs. If he can believe that there is a ghost.

Can bombs be so easy to catch?

Most of the bomb fuzes are on the head, and the tail is basically a flight balancer. How can a fuze be placed? Do you really think this is World War II?

What's more, how did he recognize the fuse? Ordinary soldiers don't know about it.

In the end, he even said that he realized something was wrong, kicked the bomb away, and then exploded in the air?!

What an international joke?! Bombs are really so easy to kick off, or are they still bombs?! Even if it is a time-delayed bomb, it is not something that ordinary people can react to in just a few seconds. What are you talking about?!

"Humph! Why didn't you notice that this kid Su Dong is full of lies! Speed ​​up and get to the scene, I want to see if this kid dares to say that in front of me!"

The captain had a dark face. He didn't believe what Su Dong said at all, so he had to see it with his own eyes.

A few minutes later, the familiar giant white ship kissed the fishing boat for the fifth time.

Just after getting down to the fishing boat, the captain, who was about to start an inquisition, hadn't spoken yet. Su Dong took the initiative to take out his mobile phone, opened the live broadcast platform, clicked to his live broadcast room, replayed the moment before the bomb exploded, and then handed the mobile phone to the captain.

The captain was confused by Su Dong's series of movements, and he took the phone and looked at it in a daze.

A minute later, his eyes widened, and he blurted out a mouthful of national quintessence,

"Fuck!

He glanced at the playback on the phone, then at Su Dong, then at the playback on the phone, then at Su Dong, his face full of disbelief.

shit!

The bomb was really caught!

shit!

The tail of this bomb is really a fuse!

shit!

What a quick response this guy is!

shit!

This bomb weighs 10 to 20 pounds, how did this guy fly?!

shit!

Did the bomb actually explode in the air?!

In the captain's heart, 10,000 alpacas were collapsing.

Nima, this is the first time I saw someone kick the bomb off!

This is the bomb! Not football!

This thing will explode and kill people!

Are you not watching a movie yourself?!

This is too fake?!

After a moment of silence, the captain could only say dryly:

"The lad is nice, has quick reflexes, strong leg muscles, and is very alert. 35

He felt that his worldview was disrupted. It was the first time he had seen such a showy operation. The bomb could be caught from the sea, and someone could kick the bomb into the air. The movie didn't dare to shoot like this!

On the fishing boat, the uncle of the fisherman scratched his hair blankly. How could he feel that the two guests were so familiar with the coast guard, as if they had seen each other many times.

Isn't it the first time for the two of them to go out to sea?

The accent sounds like a foreigner, how can you know the coast guard in Nanyue?

I slept for more than two hours, what happened during this period?

The uncle fisherman looked messy.

After checking the blast site, the captain left with mixed feelings, taking fragments of explosives and a fuse.

When he left, he also tried to straighten his right foot and kicked it subconsciously, looking puzzled.

For the fifth time watching Dabaichuan leave, Su Dong touched his stomach and said:

"It's past eleven, I'm hungry, let's have lunch, shall we?

The corner of Cai Kun's mouth twitched fiercely, this big brother is really big, and only escaped the disaster, how can he eat?

"Fan, I have instant noodles here, it's really inconvenient on the boat, the two of you are simple...simple..."

The uncle fisherman was about to take out his half box of Master Kang subconsciously. Who knows, he glanced at the two buckets of seafood slowly, and was immediately stunned.

"Lobster... Bass... Grouper... Octopus... Squid... Jellyfish... Asparagus... Crab..."

He stared blankly at the two large buckets of seafood, and asked incredulously:

"This... these are the ones you caught all morning?!

"How is that possible!" Cai Kun said.

The uncle of the fisherman breathed a sigh of relief immediately, and he said, "I can't catch so many good things with my fishing net. How can I catch only two fishing rods."

At this time, Cai Kun raised his chest and said excitedly:

"How could it be that the two of us caught it, I caught it all by myself!

Uncle Fisherman: 66.……………….

Su Dong's face darkened instantly.

Special grandma's, do you know if you pick up people without revealing their shortcomings?!

He caught so many foreign seawater probes, isn't it much more valuable than your fish?!

"Eat and eat!! Stop talking nonsense!" Su Dong said angrily:

"The lobster, crab, octopus, squid can be washed and boiled in water. No salt is needed. Let's deal with the sea bass and grouper. Steam them with some hot oil and ginger slices. The jellyfish and asparagus need to be dealt with. , It's a must to put the seasonings and mix it with cold, the uncle will come over to eat together later, we can't finish it all."

The uncle of the fisherman was a little embarrassed, "You guys can eat it, I'll just eat instant noodles."

"Hey, it's alright, the two of us can't finish eating so much. Besides, we also need to use your pots and pans to adjust the pots and the gas stove. It's alright, let's eat together.

The two couldn't bear to persuade each other, or maybe the three big lobsters were too attractive.

In short, after a while, the three of them started to get busy.

The uncle fisherman handled the fish. At his suggestion, one of the other three fish was too ugly. The uncle did not recommend eating it because he had never seen such an ugly fish before, so he didn’t know if he could eat it. It was released to the sea, and the remaining two mediocre fish were cleaned up, and the fish soup was boiled with onion, ginger and garlic.

Su Dong is responsible for handling other seafood, three large lobsters, two crabs, a few small squid, one large squid, cleaned up, and then put them in a pot to cook, so much seafood, put in one pot, no need to put anything at all, It is delicious in itself.

Cai Kun chopped green onion, ginger and garlic, then processed jellyfish and asparagus, cut into sections, added vinegar, soy sauce, horseradish, chili oil, sesame oil, etc.

Fortunately, there are two pots on the fishing boat, and the gas stove is also two in one.

The first pot boiled octopus, squid, crayfish, and waited for the mixture. After the water boiled, I added a few packets of instant noodles and seasonings, and the fragrance filled the boat.

Su Dong also took a look at the instant noodle packaging, and it was really his mother-in-law Master Kong. These days, even Master Kong has pirated copies.

The second pot is used to cook the fish soup, and a steaming plate is placed in the middle, and on the steaming plate is the sea bass grouper used for steaming.

Twenty minutes later, the three gathered around two pots and ate heartily.

The live broadcast room I watched this scene was full of people.

"Nima, I'm hungry, I haven't eaten lunch yet."

"Wori! Three lobsters!! There is also an octopus, several squid, and the two crabs next to it are blue crabs? Why do I feel that Brother Dongzi is better on the ocean than on land?

"Tsk tsk, I have to thank the photographer for this. Without the photographer's efforts to turn the tide and catch so many things, the three of them could only eat instant noodles bitterly at noon today."

"Indeed, photographers occasionally drop gods!!

"To be honest, I admire the courage of the three of them. They were almost killed by a bomb in the last second, but they still have the heart to eat, and they are so delicious! 35

"People are iron, rice is steel, and you will not be hungry after a meal. No matter what happens, you will still have to eat."

"Tsk tsk, look, it's still good to be ugly, at least people don't want to eat when they see it, so they won't be released into the sea in the end."

"Upstairs, I guess you must not be handsome?"

"Hahahahaha, I'm a little worried about whether these things are enough for Brother Dongzi to eat. Given his appetite, if he really wants to let go, it's not necessarily enough.

While the three of them were eating, a video of Su Dong catching a seawater detector and a bomb had already been posted on the Internet by self-media.

This time, including the intranet and extranet, Su Dong is all on fire.