Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Chapter 130 In order to fish for cultural relics, the national anglers learn to do radio gymnastics!!

“Hahahahaha! I caught something too! This turned out to be a rusty mortar! Tsk, I don’t know how long I’ve been at the bottom of the sea. ”

“It’s the same! I actually caught a piece of jade pei, it is strange, with such a small eye on the jade pei, how did the hook just fit in? ”

“Nima! Bad luck! How did Lao Tzu catch the devil’s katana, damn it! What a fucking shame! ”

“Huh?! I caught the metal detector, and luck is not ~ wrong! ”

In the live broadcast room, everyone was stupid when they saw this scene.

Crouch?!

One can still be an accident, two can barely be said to be lucky, but these three or four, can still be fished, this is definitely not the reason for luck!

There must be other factors playing tricks.

Thinking of what Su Dong said just now, and practicing radio gymnastics for half an hour, where can you not understand what it is!

For a while, everyone was boiling!

“Crouch! What Brother Dongzi said just now is true?! They practiced for half an hour, and they actually caught a seawater detector!!! ”

“Crouch! Crouch! Crouch! Can this be taught?! At first, I thought Brother Dongzi was joking!! ”

“Shhh… I thought Brother Moko was joking!! Who would have thought that this thing could also be taught! It’s so exaggerated!! I’m stupid now, Nima, we’re still in Bluestar, right?! Or science, right?! ”

“Who is not! I now doubt whether our world is scientific or fantastic! ”

Program Group Headquarters.

Meeting room.

Everyone looked at the big screen and gasped.

They thought a lot, thought that Su Dong would continue to fish, would rely on his unparalleled strength to teach everyone to practice martial arts, they even thought that Su Dong would continue to fish under the pretext of teaching everyone to fish all kinds of strange items, and when they saw the beginning of the live broadcast, they thought they had guessed.

As a result, seeing that now, they never expected that Su Dong was not pretending to teach everyone to fish for various items, he was playing really, he really taught again!!! Nima!

Can this be taught?! Crouch! This is also too fake, right?!

For a while, everyone in the conference room was excited,

“Director!! I have a hunch! The traffic in the Sudong live broadcast room is probably not only not falling, but will rise! He’s such a wizard! ”

“Nonsense! Why use you to say?! This fool can see that it will be hot! ”

“Shhh… Director, I think we can discuss and raise the advertising fee of advertisers! ”

“Domestic advertising fees are somewhat unrealistic, we charge high enough, it is not good to backtrack, but we can look abroad, eagle sauce, the country of U, the country of kimchi, and other countries and regions, can accept advertising, but to charge more!”

“Don’t say it, Nima, my saliva is all left!”

“In fact, there is a question, that is, is it appropriate for Su Dong Live to teach everyone how to catch these things? If you forget it in private, there will be dozens of them, but this is a live broadcast, there are so many people in the live broadcast room, if everyone learns it, isn’t it a big trouble? ”

“Shhh… What you said makes sense, I didn’t expect this for a while, Nima, if all the staff ran to fish for these things, it would be a lot of fun. ”

“In fact, don’t worry, they must have thought of this before the live broadcast, it is estimated that this skill has a trick or something is not so easy to practice, I am afraid that it will not work by relying on moves alone.”

“Also, it shouldn’t be so easy to practice, otherwise the captain of the coast guard ship wouldn’t agree to Su Dong doing this.”

“But Su Dong is really generous, this profound move will even be taught to others, and my saliva will flow down when I see it.”

“Well, since there will be no problem with traffic, then continue to work, the main thing is to promote programs in other countries, by the way, find advertisers to charge high advertising fees, they are developed countries, I believe there will be no shortage of money, remember to slaughter them fiercely, especially the country of Wu!”

Live streaming platform.

A group of people up to the general manager and down to the technical department manager were relieved.

“The technical department shows that the traffic in the Sudong live broadcast room not only does not decrease, but is getting higher and higher, and the expected traffic reduction has not happened.”

“Very good, it seems that the false popularity originally prepared is no longer needed, and it is good. False popularity is good for a short time, and after a long time, it will definitely be found to be problematic. ”

“Hahahahahaha!! I really didn’t expect that this Su Dong would leave such a hand, what a beautiful job!! I will give out 20% of the tip. ”

“Indeed, at present, the flow of Su Dong this week has stabilized again.”

“Not true! Sudong live broadcast room suddenly came to many users, so many people came at once, the live broadcast room is about to be unstable. ”

“What?! Fast shunt! Lead it to the sub-live room! It’s only the first day, and the live broadcast room must not collapse! Damn, what does your technical department do on weekdays?! Why does the live broadcast room always collapse?! ”

“General manager, it’s none of our business, it’s the reason for the server, the original server can’t accommodate so much traffic, the newly purchased server hasn’t arrived yet, that’s it.”

South Guangdong Maritime Police.

Inside the office.

Zhao Ye secretly looked at Su Dong’s live broadcast room, and a trace of shock also flashed in his eyes.

Good fellow, even if he has read the information given by Wang Ze and the results of yesterday’s fishing afternoon, he will still be suspicious.

It is true that the news brought by Wang Ze is too shocking.

As a result, now he watched the live broadcast and found that Wang Ze still said less.

In just an hour, I caught two seawater detectors, a metal detector, and all kinds of miscellaneous things, such as a jade pei, a rifle, a rusty mortar, and so on.

Most importantly, there are only about twenty people!!!

Twenty or so people caught so much in just one hour, if the time was extended for a month or even a year, and then the number of anglers was extended to the entire coast guard fleet.

What Su Dong said at the beginning, it is really not impossible to sweep away the foreign spy agencies in the entire southern sea!

“Only after his guidance and learning can you have a chance to succeed, otherwise even if you watch it on the spot, you can’t receive his guidance, even if everyone in the live broadcast room watches and learns, they can’t catch it, it’s such a weird kung fu.”

“Tsk… This Su Dong is really a strange person. ”

The thought of sweeping away the spy equipment in the entire southern sea area was another proper achievement, and Zhao Ye’s mood was better.

Dog day foreign countries, really don’t face, across such a hike for thousands of kilometers, the keyboard also put so many spy equipment in the southern sea, today all for you to catch!!

Coast Guard ship.

Before I knew it, half an hour had passed again.

At this time, a round of fishing had passed, and in this round, ten of the twenty-five people caught the item, and Su Dong suddenly obtained ten attribute points, and his mouth was crooked for a while.

This is only an hour to add ten attribute points, at the end of the day, isn’t there at least a hundred attribute points?!

Crouch?! This wave is so cool!

Without doing anything, a hundred attribute points came into the account.

He looked at the twenty-five disciples on the deck who worked for him, and his smile couldn’t help but also raise his eyebrows,

“Come, continue to practice, how long has it been?” I’m afraid your training is much higher than this on weekdays, right?! ”

“Keep up the good work that has already been caught, strive to catch faster next time, and strive to reach the level that one practice is enough to fish several times as soon as possible.”

“Don’t be discouraged if you don’t catch it, you will always catch it if you practice a few times, and last night there were a few people who practiced several times before catching something.”

It’s a simple thing to motivate.

It’s hard to say how the effect is, anyway, it looks good, one by one, full of energy, the smile that has been caught is full of faces, the practice is more energetic, and the one that is not caught is gearing up, striving for shame before the next snowfall.

After half an hour of training, everyone once again set foot on the fishing battlefield

Cai Kun was in charge of shooting, and he gave the camera wherever he caught something, while Wang Ze and Su Dong took stock of what everyone caught.

It stands to reason that this kind of work should not be done by Wang Ze, who is the captain of the ship, but now the idle population has been arranged by him to fish, and he himself has nothing to do, so he simply checks and registers it himself.

And Su Dong, he was also idle, volunteered to run over to help.

“Tsk, this is a mortar, you can actually catch a mortar, these boys can, Su boy, if I’m not mistaken, it seems that you also caught a mortar.”

“Hey, reminiscing about the past turbulent years, it’s all in the past, there is nothing to say about mortars, by the way, Lao Wang, you look at this jade pei, this jade pepe is not simple, the charm is very exquisite.”

“Cut, what is so beautiful about a jade pei, even if the research is not my research, anyway, I will throw it to the Cultural Relics Bureau later, let them be busy, you look at this, the small image is not like an ancient dark artifact?”

“It’s hard to say, the degree of rust is too light, and it is likely to have fallen decades ago.”

Just as the two were muttering and registering, on the deck, a succession of reports sounded,

“Report! Caught a nameless hairpin!! ”

“Report! Caught an unknown piece of iron! ”

“Report! Catch a rusty submachine gun! ”

“Report, caught an empty shell!!”

“Report! Catch a Malaysian seawater detector! ”

This time, two more things were caught than last time, and a full twelve items were fished up.

In just an hour, twelve more attribute points arrived, and Su Dong’s smile became even brighter, frightening Wang Ze, who was registering items next to him.

Crouch!

Why did this kid suddenly laugh so obscenely, shouldn’t there be some conspiracy?!

Extranet.

After the second one-hour fishing operation, except for a few levers, this time completely dispelled the only doubts that some people had left.

The first ten can also be considered by luck against the sky, and the second time there are even two more things caught than the first time, which is really unexplainable!

It can only be shown that Su Dong teaches real martial arts, the real Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu.

Immediately, everyone discussed more intensely in the live broadcast room.

“Wow!! This is simply cool!!! At first, I thought that Su Dong was teaching Dragon Country Kung Fu, but I never expected that he would teach everyone how to catch F22 and how to catch a nuclear bomb?! ”

“Shhh!!! Doesn’t that mean I can learn too?! Nima! Who wants to fish if they can catch these lost technologies and artifacts in the water?! Wouldn’t it be cool to catch these things!! ”

“Even buy Karma! It’s just amazing! The theme of this week is teachers, and it turns out that Su Dong really taught everyone how to catch these things, which simply taught everyone the things at the bottom of the box!! ”

“Tsk, a total of five detectors were caught, four were Eagle Sauce, Eagle Sauce, how do you make me believe that you are a good person?!”

“Hahaha, Eagle Sauce’s face is swollen, and now the whole Blue Star, the ghost believes Eagle Sauce’s words!”

“Hehe, far away in the southern sea on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, the second dragon country of the blue star, Eagle Sauce has secretly dropped so many detectors, there is no need to say how many probes there are in the seas of other countries!”

“Don’t worry, anyway, the video of Su Dong teaching these people how to catch things has been told us through the live broadcast, and now we can also cultivate, and we can also catch foreign probes in our own national waters!”

“Hahahahahaha, in this way, we also have to thank Su Dong, who taught us such precious kung fu for no reason, and it was really a shame for a while.”

“Hahahaha! I’m going to catch the Titanic! I also want to fish for nuclear bombs outside Chang’an City. ”

On the banks of the Weishui River.

This is a big river, and in ancient times there was a saying that nine waters surrounded Chang’an, and the so-called Weishui is one of them.

The river is famous in history, and the famous Weishui Alliance was signed again.

Similarly, the river is also famous geographically, and this is not mentioned in high school geography questions.

Such a river naturally attracts a large number of anglers.

On a single tributary, there are more than 200 people fishing on both sides of the river, making the already small position a little crowded.

Originally, it was very quiet here, because if you want to fish, the most taboo thing is to quarrel, naturally you can not talk without talking, and you can speak quietly.

However, inexplicably, just when everyone was fishing quietly, suddenly a young man stood up, his face was red, he was full of excitement, and he actually made all kinds of strange movements in place.

At this moment, it attracted everyone’s attention, and several people who were close to each other whispered to discuss,

“What’s wrong with this kid? Lose your marbles?! How do you exercise here? ”

“Who knows, if you don’t fish well, what kind of park exercises are you doing here?”

“Does anyone remind this kid not to do it here?! The sound is so loud, it affects fishing! ”

Just when everyone was talking, a person next to the young man couldn’t help but go over, wanting to remind him to be quiet, others were fishing, but the young man said something, suddenly stunned, after looking through the mobile phone, his face was also red with excitement, and then opened the mobile phone, and even followed the young man to do it.

Everyone: “??! ”

Crouch! What is the situation here? How to infect another one? Is this action toxic?

Just when everyone was talking, a news spread,

“Did you hear that?! As long as you follow the video to do this action, there is a probability of catching various items such as cultural relics and technology wreckage and mortar guns. ”

As soon as this news came out, it immediately caused an uproar.

“Crouch! Really fake, huh? And such a good thing? I specially practice directly to the wasteland!! ”

“Fake, right? How can it be true, at first glance, these few people saw which stupid self-media remarks from their mobile phones, and then took it seriously. ”

“You even believe this news?! Tai Temo is nonsense, the entire blue star, only Brother Dongzi has this ability, to catch the nuclear bomb, F22, Chuanguo Jade Seal and Kyushu Ding, I don’t accept it. But even Brother Dongzi himself can’t figure out what this is all about, let alone others. ”

“…… If, I mean if, is there a possibility for this method. Is it taught by Brother Dongzi? Here’s the video for you to see. ”

“？ No way!! Absolutely not… The sleeping groove turned out to be real! Hiss…… I’m going to learn this too! ”

“What a fool I am! Thanks to me I still believe in Brother Dongzi! Nima! I want to learn too! If you can fish cultural relics cannons, ghosts want to fish! ”

“It’s the same! There are so many cultural relics in Chang’an City, I don’t believe I can’t catch one! ”

So, an incredible scene appeared on the bank of the Weishui River:

On the entire bank of the Weishui River, more than 200 anglers did not even fish and switched to radio gymnastics!

For a time, the pedestrian aunts who passed by had strange expressions, and even some people with strong vigilance already suspected that this was the resurgence of various qigong evil skills at the end of the twentieth century, and they all took out their mobile phones and prepared to call the police.

At the same time, this scene appeared up and down the Dragon Country… Countless lakes, rivers, seasides.

A group of people, including teenagers, young people in their twenties, middle-aged people in their forties, and elderly people over sixty, looked at their mobile phones and stood up, clumsily and slowly learning to do it.

“One, two, three, four, two, three, two, three, two, three, three, two, three

“Come on, everyone, don’t give up! Strive to catch the relics as soon as possible and hand them over to the state! Child! ”