Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?

Su Dong felt that he was very innocent, obviously he was also a victim, how could he become a plague god?

In the crowd of anglers, someone shouted a voice

“Su Shen, can’t I call you Su Shen?” This lake is so small that you can’t tolerate this big god, or do you go fishing somewhere else? ”

As soon as this word came out, the cloud came from the set.

“Yes, yes, although this lake is small, there are anglers almost every moment of the past twenty years, and it is impossible for anyone to bury the corpses here, there are really no corpses here, or you go to other places to fish for corpses.”

“Really, this kind of place is full of insects and snakes, two hours ago I caught a water snake, accidentally bitten the dog to bring, not that we don’t let you fish, mainly this place is too dangerous, what if you are bitten?” 」

“Su Dong, I know a good fishing spot, where there are many fish and good water, and there are special services, I will take you there, right?”

“Really, brother, it’s not that we don’t welcome you, it’s really the corpse thing, we ordinary people really don’t want to see, I watched your record clip last night, and as a result, I was scared to wake up three times at night, across the screen, if I really saw it on the spot, I’m afraid I would have to go to the hospital.”

“Yes, yes, yes, we are not targeting you, so, brother, you leave a contact information, wait for me to have a guest in the evening, let’s have a good drink, like you make amends okay?”

Su Dong: “…”

Cai Kun: “…”

In the past, he had seen on TV how the people around him treated the plague god, and who knew that today he actually experienced it himself.

A group of people in the live broadcast room were all smiling numbly.

“Poof, laugh me to death!” I just know I know! Corpses this thing ordinary people who want to see? Such a place must be a place where people from nearby come to fish, and no one wants a murder near their home. ”

“Su Dong: What is the true plague god descending?” (Tactical Backward)”

“In fact, it’s quite normal, if I, Su Dong don’t leave, I’m going to leave, and the ghost wants to meet the corpse.”

“Shoot it down, such a fun video sent to the b station playback must be high.”

“Sigh, I just saw the video from the b station, and then specially watched the live broadcast, to be honest, I want to know if the anchor can catch the corpse again today.”

“Say it or not, Su Dong is on Weibo hot search, hot search is about Su Dong can not catch the body again today, there are actually a third of the people who think that they can catch it, too outrageous.”

“Hahahahahahaha, this is not the most outrageous, I know that there is an online casino to arrange Su Dong fishing on the gambling table, there are 1069 people who can’t buy and catch a corpse, 5320 people who buy and catch a corpse, 2093 people who buy and catch two corpses, 3126 people who buy and catch three corpses, 561 people who buy and catch more than three corpses, and 23 people who buy Su Dong to catch fish. Laugh me to death, the casino actually knows to keep pace with the times. ”

“Sleeper, old man upstairs, so much to buy Su kinetic energy to catch corpses?” That’s an exaggeration. ”

“No way, the odds of catching a corpse are high, you may not believe it, the casino is the place that believes in science the most, according to the probability theory calculation, the probability of catching the corpse is too small, so the odds are very high, even if Su Dong has caught three corpses before, the probability is also low.”

“Low probability to buy?”

“The probability is low to buy, the odds are high, give a fight, the bicycle becomes a motorcycle, who do you think the gambling dogs are?” Gambling dogs are more than a dozen who owe money, or even more than a hundred, these people almost all think about winning back the money they lost, of course, which odds are high. ”

“Gamble on dogs not to die!” My dad was borrowed by the gambling dog for 100,000 yuan, and now everyone is gone! ”

“Poofhahahahaha, you found no, only 23 people bought Su kinetic energy to catch fish, even gambling dogs do not believe that Su kinetic energy can catch fish, laughing at me.”

“Crooked, bullet screen don’t mess around, don’t talk about this thing, in case the live broadcast room is blocked, what else do I watch?”

The live broadcast room was chaotic, and the lake scene was not comfortable.

However, the problem is not big, because of the problem of improving the intelligence of the three points, Su Dong’s brain is incomparably clear, and immediately, he thought of a way to break the situation.

I saw him look at the crowd and suddenly ask a question

“When I caught the corpse yesterday, three people at the Yishui site conducted a live broadcast of the corpse, do you know why they broadcast it that day?”

Crowd: “???? ”

Everyone is at a loss, what does this have to do with fishing or not?

The young man who was approaching subconsciously asked, “Why?” ”

Su Dong held out five fingers and said seriously:

“Fifty thousand! Just one day’s effort, they earned an average of fifty thousand tips! This number will only be more, not less! ”

“That day, the three of them didn’t watch anything, just live broadcasting, all kinds of angles, shooting corpses, photographing the surface of the water, explaining the scene at that time to the audience in the live broadcast room, and then they earned fifty thousand, and the top of the live broadcast for one year!”

The breathing of the nearby anglers began to quicken, fifty thousand, enough to top their income for half a year.

Most of the people who come here to fish are not rich people, the wilderness, all kinds of poisonous snakes run around, but also feed mosquitoes, rich people do not come to this kind of place.

Those who come here to fish are either the working class or the middle class, in short, fifty thousand is very tempting to them, not the usual large.

The scene was silent for a moment, and the young man closest to Su Dong rubbed his face, immediately changed his expression, and said enthusiastically

“Su Ge, come, do my fishing, I have made this nest well, there are a lot of fish in this position, don’t listen to their blind words, this is a public lake, anyone can come to fish, Su Ge you of course can also be, Su Ge you are not thirsty, I have iced black tea you drink or not, Su Ge …”