Let you go fishing, you caught the nuke?
Chapter 33
“Sleeper!!! So many fish!! A lot of snakes!!! What is Su Dong doing?! ”
“This is a special thing, a small waterhole hides so many snakes, five-step snakes golden ring snakes silver ring snakes, and cobras, it is incredible.”
“Nima, how do these snakes look like they are running for their lives, running and flying, as if there are predators chasing after them?”
“Cough, good fellow, so many snakes, not a single one to bite the anchor and the photographer, wrong, so wrong.”
“Partial question, although it is a little impolite, but I still want to laugh, such a fish in the waterhole, are still big fish, the result of Su Dong actually perfectly dodged the past, this is also a special ability ah.”
“Shoot it down, it’s a thrilling scene, if no one around me is live broadcasting, I almost think this is filming, fish across the lake, a hundred snakes fleeing, this is a complete movie scene.” 」
“…… What, the zombie movie I just watched yesterday, there is such a scene in it, tourists disturb the zombies in the underwater coffin, causing the creatures in the lake to panic and flee for their lives…”
“Yikes! Don’t make trouble upstairs, now is a harmonious society, after the founding of the country is not allowed to become a jing! ”
………
Scene.
After a few minutes of slow pulling, finally, a behemoth slowly surfaced.
First the chassis, then the wheels, then the body, and finally the two-meter-long barrel.
With a roar, a large, soul-sucking cannon was pulled out by Su Dong.
Everyone, whether it is Su Dong, who is still pulling a fishing rod, Cai Kun, who holds up a camera, or countless live viewers watching the live broadcast in front of the screen.
They were all stunned by this scene.
It took a full minute for the entire screen to boil over, and everyone seemed to be celebrating the carnival of victory
“Sleeper Sleeper !!! This is a cannon?! This fucking cannon is it?!!! ”
“Fuck! This is definitely not the ghost of the program team?! Is this a real cannon or a fake cannon?! This fucking fucking can be fished out of the water?! ”
“Crazy! The world is crazy!! Hahahahahaha, I must be dreaming! How could anyone in this world fish for a cannon?! Hahaha, I must be dreaming!! ”
“Yikes! The lightest cannon howitzer weighs a ton, not to mention that this cannon is more than a ton at first glance, Su Dong is so thin, how did he pull up such a heavy cannon?! ”
“…… This is not the most outrageous, the cannon will be much lighter with the help of the buoyancy of the water, although it is somewhat incredible that Su Dong can catch it, but it is not incomprehensible, but! What I don’t understand the most! This fishing rod, this fishing line, this fishing hook, this how did this grandma do tank fishing continuously?! Lao Tzu has broken three fishing rods when he catches a fish!! ”
Scene.
Su Dong and Cai Kun were also stunned, the two were really shocked, if you say, fishing to catch a corpse, catch a gun can be understood, after all, the country is so big, fishing when fishing to catch a corpse gun fishing guy is not nothing.
Therefore, in the first three games, they can still accept it, the police can also accept it, and the people watching the live broadcast and the program group officials can also accept it.
But what the hell is this?!
What the fuck is a cannon?!
Is this something that can be caught by a angler?!
This is not common in military museums!
It’s a cannon!
Erected higher than him.
There are no small military history museums at all, and even large provincial museums only borrow a few days at most, and when the time comes, they will be taken away immediately.
Cai Kun was expressionless, stunned on the spot, holding up the camera in a daze, the words spoken by the manager of the security department supervisor training had been thrown behind his ears for a long time, and he felt that his legs were numb, and he asked in a panic
“Brother, is this true?”
Su nodded blankly, “If there is no accident, this should be true.” ”
“You caught the cannon?!” Cai Kun’s tone was raised, still asking in disbelief.
Su Dong looked at the fishing rod in his hand, and then looked at the cannon chassis hooked by the fish hook a few meters away, and gave himself a slap, hissing… It hurt so much, the strength was greater, and he had to say with tears:
“Hmm… I caught the cannon. ”
The power point of the dog system upgrade is a bit amazing, and you can’t use such a big force to fight yourself in the future.
“Brother, it’s like a dream, why don’t I believe it?” Cai Kun still didn’t believe it.
“Snap!”
Su Dong did not hesitate and slapped Cai Kun on the back of the neck.
“Sizzle… Brother what are you doing?! Cai Kun covered his neck and glared at him.
“Does it hurt?”
“! Your own tears are flowing out, do you say it hurts?! ”
“That’s not a dream.” With a slap, Su Dong was in a much better mood, looking at the cannon four meters away, and couldn’t help but touch Cai Kun with his arm
“You go and have a look.”
Cai Kun shook his head like a rattle, “Don’t go! I’m not going! Go for yourself! Just now a group of snakes ran towards me, frightening my legs to the point of weakness, and it hurt to move a step! ”
He is not stupid, the ghost knows what the situation of the cannon is, if he suddenly gives him a shot, or explodes on the spot, then he is not on the spot in the western sky?!
Don’t do it! Resolutely do not dry! Fools make head birds!
Sue gasped, “Look at your unbreathable look! Don’t dare to look at the cannon, thanks to you are still a photographer! ”
Cai Kun looked at the nose, nose, and heart, and no matter what Ren Sudong said, he resolutely did not move a step
Su Dong blackened his face, he was also a little intimidated, the main one had not seen, and he did not know what was inside the gun barrel, in case there was still a shell inside that had not been taken out, and it just happened to be soaked in water for such a time to explode, then what did he do?!
Although the probability of such an event is very low, incredibly low, ten thousand times lower than the winning lottery ticket, but even the corpse and the gun cannon have been caught, but the truth is that he does not dare to bet on the probability.
He felt that anything could happen to him.
Hesitating, the system’s judgment was late, and a column of words appeared in front of Su Dong’s eyes
[Name: Type 38 150mm Field Howitzer].
[Type: Old Artillery, Heavy Artillery, Howitzer].
[Data: caliber: 149.1mm; barrel length: 1880.0mm (L12.6); weight: 2090kg; with ammunition: grenades, arsonists, chemical bullets, armor-piercing shells; Artillery pitch angle; 0to+43.0 degrees].
[Year of service: First half of the twentieth century].
[Status: Severely damaged, unusable, no danger.] 】
[Note: During the Liberation War, the Sichuan warlord Yang Senbu artillery battalion cannon, in 1949 due to the revolt of most of the generals under his command, Yang Sen led a team of loyal concubines to escape, the cannon was ordered by him to find a hidden place in the mountain forest to dig a pit and bury it, and then poured a lot of rainwater into the formation of a lake. Isolated from the world ever since. 】
Good fellow, feelings are still the cannons of the liberation of the War of Resistance?!!
Su Dong inhaled a cool breath, but then, he noticed the three big words of no danger, and suddenly came to his senses.
He looked at Cai Kun with disdain and snorted softly
“Greedy people who are afraid of death!” Optimised how my brother did it! In the future, like a brother to learn, the next time you are so instigated, beat you to death! ”
After saying that, Su Dong walked over with high spirits.
Cai Kun: “??? ”
He saw it very clearly, this cargo was still going to die a minute ago, why is it so hard now?
Did the goddess of fate open and hang for him?
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