Let you inherit the zoo, you actually raise dinosaurs?

About the 258 pieces of this meme, there are actually many on the Internet.

In the forum of Suchen Zoo, there are also many netizens who are communicating how to use this meme:

“I told my wife today that I signed up for an online weight loss class, and the price was 258, and she actually believed it haha!”

“I’m talking about inviting the boss to dinner, the dishes are just 258, and my wife praises me for not spending money indiscriminately!”

“？？？ Why did my wife ask me if I was going to soak my feet to see the little girl?! ”

“Maybe the price of 258 is too ambiguous, it’s really like the price of Footwash City haha.”

“I lean! Co-authored I said going to the zoo? Say it’s summer homework, but my mom is going with me now! ”

……

Netizens really went to the zoo to trick 258 into going to the zoo really painstakingly.

There is even a blogger who opened a special post to share how to ask his wife for these 258 yuan.

In short, all kinds of excuses are emerging on the Internet.

Many people use almost the same excuse.

If you see a better excuse, just copy it.

Leave him alone, as long as he can ask for 258 yuan!

Of course, at the same time, it can also be seen that most of the men in the Dragon Kingdom are in the younger position in the family.

There are hardly many men who are in charge of finances.

You have to work hard to get to a zoo.

Of course, the best situation is to go together as a couple, so that they are not said to spend money indiscriminately.

……

When netizens were trying to come to the zoo, Su Chen’s camel team finally came to the primeval forest section!

Primeval forest plate, ranging from the side of a mountain.

It is wooded, but the climate is relatively humid.

As soon as they entered the forest, everyone had an eerie feeling.

The trees here are particularly tall, just like a real primeval forest.

It stands to reason that demons should not have such forests, and this alone seems a little strange.

Entering through the entrance to the forest, they could no longer ride white camels.

The road inside the primeval forest is not particularly easy to walk, and camels are not suitable for staying in it.

When you hike in, the first thing you see is a waterfall on the side.

The location where everyone is located at this time is relatively high, belonging to the upper flow of the waterfall.

There is a cliff on their side, but the height is only about ten meters.

Below is a pool of water, diagonally opposite the source of the waterfall, a wide and shallow river.

From a distance, everyone saw the Yangzi crocodile by the river!

They had encountered a Yangzi crocodile once before, but this time, there had to be at least nearly ten of them along the river.

Continuing along the forest, everyone can hear the “rustling” sound overhead.

Zhou Tong looked up, raised his mobile phone excitedly, and said:

“It’s a golden monkey! Are these all animals unique to our Dragon Country? ”

“Several zoos I’ve been to before don’t have golden monkeys! I didn’t expect to see it here. ”

Yangzi crocodiles, golden monkeys, these are the more famous animals in the Dragon Kingdom.

The golden snub-nosed monkey is a rare species unique to the Dragon Kingdom, and it does not appear in general zoos.

After seeing more extinct species and prehistoric creatures, it will be strange to look at these unique animals in the Dragon Kingdom.

Of course, it won’t be the known species that makes them so strange, but the amazing species unique to this zoo!

Just after they had just passed the waterfall area, several people all stopped and hid behind Su Chen one by one.

Because not far in front of them, a big guy appeared!

Morphologically, this should be a centipede.

But it’s just too big! It’s similar to the villain dancing centipede in Huang Feihong’s movie.

Visually measured, at least three or four meters or so, standing taller than a floor!

This is a centipede, this is a monster, right?

Shrinking behind Su Chen, Zhou Tong’s legs trembled a little and asked

“This… What kind of monster again? This centipede is also too big, right? Alien coming? ”

“Why do you always make this particularly terrifying creature scary, don’t you know that I’m timid?”

Not only Zhou Tong, but even the men of Da Sima are afraid.

This centipede is a little too big.

Su Chen looked at everyone’s fearful look, smiled, and said

“This is a knot-breasted centipede that appeared about 300 million years ago, and the longest one has 30 knots and a length of 4 meters 2.”

“But don’t worry, the knot-breasted centipede only likes to eat insects and the food I give, and will not eat people.”

“Ah no, it won’t eat people easily, just don’t mess with it!”

Seeing Su Chen coming over, the knotted centipede ran over very excitedly and wanted to say hello to him.

As a result, Zhou Tong and several people pulled their legs and ran away in fear.

Good guy, this thing is too weird, just looking at it can scare people out of cerebral hemorrhage.

Live broadcast room of each host:

“I should have come to the primeval forest section earlier, I like animals like this!”

“Forget it, you, if you really let you see it, I guess you will be scared to pee!”

“This Nima is a creature from 300 million years ago! Director Su, you don’t open it like this! ”

“yes, how did this thing come about? Did you really use the time machine? ”

“Or is it actually that Director Su has lived for 300 million years? It’s terrifying to think about! ”

！！！

……

The earliest creature before was the saber-toothed tiger, about 30 million years ago.

But what about this guy? 300 million years ago!

This Nima is a bit too illusory and exaggerated, right?

Is there so many years of mythology? Wasn’t he ahead of the immortals?

The point is 300 million years, how did it survive? What a big problem!

There are too many impossibilities, too many problems.

But now that the facts are in front of you, it just appeared, don’t you say strange?

For a while, Su Chen’s identity began to be confused again.

(In fact, the largest is about 3 meters, here is a little exaggerated, you don’t always grab the normal state of the animal, I am a little more exaggerated, and then you have to be able to interact with tourists.) I see you’re still talking about the tiger’s face licking, I don’t know. ）

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