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Chapter 100 Fatty: Why Use Big Honey And Black Silk? Because Of Smelly Feet? 【Please Customize】

"How difficult is it to break the game? Damimi lends you black silk!"

Hearing this sentence, the Zhang family father and son were taken aback.

Fatty was taken aback.

Chen Ping was taken aback.

The tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were also taken aback.

what's the situation?

Did you hear me wrong?

Or is Jiang Chen wrong?

And Boss Yang, who is the party involved.

Even more flushed.

He said angrily to Jiang Chen: "You are going to die, say this in public!"

After the surprise, the live broadcast room was full of "Hahaha~"

"Jiang Chen, you finally showed your fox tail, you're so good at it!"

"Jiang Chen, very good, very good! Lao Sepi is your final character design!"

"Jiang Chen, let's be a little promising, okay? If you want big black silk, can't we say it in private?"

"That's right, although every man thinks about this, there's no need to say it in front of so many people!"

"Jiang Chen, what do you mean? If you want big honey black silk, you can't just be fat di black silk?"

"Could it be that Jiang Chen has a special hobby?"

"What hobby? Brother, tell me?"

"In the text, the feet are smelly, Jiang Chen likes that smell!"

"Haha, so that's what happened, this time it's explained!"

"Damn, don't tell me my big honey has smelly feet, how many times has it happened!"

"Big honey is smelly feet, it's smelly feet!"

"It doesn't stink, it doesn't stink, it just doesn't stink!"

In an instant, the audience in the live broadcast room became noisy.

It turns out that there is a stalk about Boss Yang's foot odor.

It was on a variety show.

Boss Yang was one of the guests.

In the show, the host brought up a goat.

Tell the audience below that there is a criminal law in ancient legends, which is to let the sheep lick the soles of the prisoners' feet, and laugh the prisoners to death alive.

Another host said that it is said in the legend that this sheep will respond to salty or sweet tastes, and will want to lick it.

As soon as the words fell, the little goat began to lick the feet and shoes of Boss Yang who was standing beside the host.

After that, rumors of Boss Yang's "stinky feet" spread everywhere.

Boss Yang never expected that she would become famous for her "stinky feet" and even become a hot search.

In the antique shop.

Boss Yang wished he could give Jiang Chen a good beating right now.

Just because of the crowd, he turned his head and pretended to be angry, ignoring Jiang Chen.

The Zhang family father and son on the side were stunned.

I didn't take it too seriously, I just thought it was Chen adjusting the atmosphere.

Maybe Jiang Chen and "Big Honey" are a couple, making a joke between lovers.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Chen chased after him and said:

"Big Mimi, please, please borrow Hei Si!"

"If you want to break the Feng Shui situation in front of you, your black silk is essential!"

See Jiang Chen speak so seriously.

Boss Yang turned his head and asked, "Aren't you joking? Are you making fun of me?"

Jiang Chen said seriously: "Master Zhang and Brother Zhang are dying of anxiety!"

"I can't wait to make fun of it!"

After hearing this, Boss Yang's heart moved, and he wanted to ask what was going on.

However, she didn't wait for her to speak.

Fatty, who had been suffocated for a long time, said:

"Jiang Chen, what do you mean? Why do you want big black silk and not mine?"

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room was dominated by "hahaha"~" again.

"Fatty is jealous because her black silk is useless!"

"If it were me, I would be jealous too. They are all women, so why not use our Fatty?"

"That's right, what's the matter? What's wrong?! Big honey black silk tastes good?"

"This is called a murder caused by a black thread, just wait and see Fatty and Big Mimi tear it apart!"

"Hahaha, good girlfriends are about to break up again, because it's wonderful!"

"I bought it, I bought it, Pang Di or Da Mimi, bet on who will win? Bet on whose black silk will Jiang Chen use?"

"I'm Alice, I'm crushing my Fatty!"

"I am a bee, I crush my honey!

"I'm not a fan of anyone, I'm crushing on Chen Ping, hahaha~"

"Get out, don't make trouble!"

antique shop.

After listening to Fatty's questioning.

Jiang Chen suddenly felt dizzy.

Where is it all?

Why do you want a black silk to be jealous?

He was about to explain.

Who knows, Boss Yang quit.

To Fatty: "Fatdy? Are you jealous? Jiang Chen likes to use my black silk, why?"

"Who let Jiang Chen know that I have deodorant and that only my black silk can break this feng shui situation?!"

Faced with Boss Yang's yygq, Fatty didn't get angry.

Instead he laughed.

Pointing to Boss Yang, he said, "Big honey, do you have body fragrance? Are you kidding me!?"

"Who doesn't know you have smelly feet? You've always been famous for smelly feet!"

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, Boss Yang is instantly angry.

Go up and give Fatty a punch.

Rebuked: "Pang Di, you are going to die, you don't know if my feet are smelly or not?"

Fatty took a hit, but didn't care too much.

He smiled and said, "I know, your feet are indeed real! I can prove it!"

After saying this, she deliberately gestured in the direction of the photographer, "Yeah!"

This time, there will be fun in the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha, it turns out that Da Mimi has not been wronged, she is really an asshole!

"A good girlfriend is a stone hammer, but a big honey has smelly feet!"

"I can't clean it this time, see you in the hot search tomorrow!"

"Big honey jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it off. She stabbed Shao Shao in the back.

Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room were also joking.

Because it can be seen from Fatty's expression that she is making fun of Boss Yang.

Seeing that Boss Yang and Fatty are still tearing up.

Jiang Chen shouted: "What time is it, I'm still joking!"

It has to be said that he still has a bit of "dominant spirit".

After this voice, Boss Yang and Fatty obviously calmed down.

Fat Di stood aside awkwardly, and muttered:

"You are biased, why don't you let people tell you?"

"It's all black silk, why use hers!"

Boss Yang showed the attitude of a winner.

He looked at Fatty proudly.

There is no embarrassment about using your own black silk just now.

Here, Zhang's father and son saw Jiang Chen's seriousness.

Knowing that Jiang Chen must not be joking.

But what does a woman's black color have to do with breaking Feng Shui?

The two were puzzled.

Zhang Xiongying is old, and it is black silk when he is not easy to speak.

So he winked at his son Zhang Hongchang.

Signaled him to ask Jiang Chen, what is going on?!

Zhang Hongchang understood, and said to Jiang Chen: "Master, please give me some advice, why do you need to use the black silk on that lady's leg to break the Feng Shui situation in front of you?"

I heard Zhang Hongchang's question.

Several people present came to the spirit, and they all pricked up their ears.

Don't blame them for being so.

It's really Jiang Chen's request is too weird.

Similarly, the audience in the live broadcast room also pricked up their ears and widened their eyes.

Wondering why.

At this time, the barrage began to call the Great God.

Want to know a little information in advance.

God replied:

"Sorry, I didn't understand Jiang Chen's idea of ​​breaking the game."

"Although ancient Feng Shui masters sometimes used 'menstrual belts' (sanitary napkins used by women in ancient times), they were all used to get rid of evil spirits."

"But the Feng Shui bureau in front of me is obviously not evil, I'm confused [have no clue!"

The masters said that they had no clue, and the audience in the live broadcast room looked forward to and became more curious.

Now, including the person concerned, Boss Yang, they are all waiting quietly.

Waiting for Jiang Chen to solve the mystery.

Only Fatty whispered, "What else could be the reason? It's not that Jiang Chen likes smelly feet.

Of course, her voice could not even be heard clearly by Da Mimi.

Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room.

Jiang Chen sternly said to Zhang's father and son:

"Old man, brother Zhang, I know, I said use black silk to break the situation."

"You guys think it's ridiculous, but I'm not kidding, and it's the fastest and most effective way to break a game.

The Zhang family father and son nodded one after another.

His son Zhang Hongchang clasped his hands and said, "Master, please give me some guidance."

Jiang Chen pointed to the big street outside:

wLuo Yongqing draws the dragon energy from Mount Mang to form a Fengshui array. "

After hundreds of years of nourishment, the dragon spirit has shown some signs of taking shape.

"In other words, it already has a little bit of dragon characteristics."

"As we all know, there is a saying that the nine sons of a dragon are all different."

"Although this is just a proverb, it also shows a characteristic of dragons."

"That's why it's inherently obscene."

"So, I want Longqi to return to the store."

"There is only one and the fastest way, and that is to use the black silk from Damimi's legs.

"The smell of female possession on the black silk, plus the water pattern around the floor tiles.

"I believe, Longqi will definitely return to the store!"

After listening to Jiang Chen's explanation.

Everyone still couldn't accept it, and felt that it was too absurd.

Use women's stockings to seduce a lewd dragon?

This damn is more mysterious than fantasy.

Zhang's father and son also hesitated, unable to make up their minds.

Jiang Chen said: "Whether it works or not, you just need to test it."

"If my expectations are correct, as long as I use this method, customers will come to my door in a few minutes at most!"

Zhang Hongchang said with a smile: "It's like this in the store, it won't be worse if you try it.

"Just to trouble that lady, donate her black silk!"

After speaking, everyone looked at Boss Yang.

At this time, Boss Yang wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in.

Even if she was beaten to death, she would never have thought that her scent was actually used to attract the evil dragon.

However, shy and a little happy at the same time.

After all, Jiang Chen chose her instead of Fatty.

After pondering for a moment, he lowered his head and said, "Okay, I'll talk about it!"

The Zhang family father and son were overjoyed, and quickly asked the waiter to take Boss Yang to the bathroom behind.

Three minutes later, the freshly released (Li Haohaolu's black silk came into Huichen's hands.

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited.

"Jiang Chen, you actually got the legendary sacred artifact!"

"Jiang Chen, don't be shy, pick it up and smell it to see what it smells like!

Jiang Chen, I am willing to pay one million for the holy artifact in your hand!"

"Jiang Chen, I envy you so much, I want to smell it too!"

The ISPs in the audience are crazy about Jiang Chen.

In the antique shop, under the attention of everyone.

Jiang Chen gently covered the gold brick with the black silk.

Almost after Setsuna.

Everyone in the antique shop shuddered at the same time.

what's the situation?

Why does it seem like a gust of wind is coming in all of a sudden?

Everyone looked around curiously.

Jiang Chen said with a smile: "You can feel it, the dragon is coming!"

Zhang Hongchang said: "Master, is it that simple? No need to do anything else?"

Jiang Chen said: "Just wait for a few minutes, if no guests come to the door, then I will have no face to stay!"

Zhang Xiongying said anxiously: "Brother, please don't, our father and son are still counting on you!"

Zhang Hongchang also said: "Master, don't leave, this method won't work, there are other methods!"

The father and son's voice fell.

Just listen to someone talking outside the antique shop.

"Hey, this antique shop looks good, let's go in and have a look?"

"Okay, my father-in-law's birthday is next month, and I'm worrying about presents!"

Hear voices from outside the door.

The faces of the Zhang family father and son showed ecstasy. .

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