Let You Travel Poorly, You Tm Take Fatty To Eat, Drink And Have Fun
Chapter 72 Old Man, You Were Cheated Yesterday
Although Jiang Chen and Pang Di's hexagram booth is in a corner.
But as the audience said, Fatty's image is really attractive.
As soon as the two sat down, they attracted the attention of almost everyone in the square. ,
Especially the rows of fortune-telling "fairy masters".
As the saying goes, peers are enemies.
Originally, the competition among the "immortal masters" was fierce.
Seeing the newcomers, everyone looked unkindly.
More than a dozen "immortal masters" gathered together and muttered.
"What's the matter? You don't even have full hair yet, yet you dare to come and tell someone's fortune?"
"This kid is really shameless. He brought a beautiful woman in Taoist robes and red fishing nets as the background. This nima doesn't play cards according to the routine!"
"Brothers, it didn't open today, right? Why don't you let this kid do the surgery first, and practice!"
"That's it?! It's best to drive this kid away!"
"You're right, do you really think of Wuxing Street as his vegetable market? If you want to set up a stall, set up a stall?"
"Yeah, have you visited our pier? If you don't teach this kid a lesson, more people will come here in the future!"
In the Dragon Kingdom, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.
Especially like setting up a fortune-telling stall, the atmosphere of the rivers and lakes is obviously heavier.
Jiang Chen did not follow the rules, which aroused the dissatisfaction of the "immortal masters".
More than a dozen "immortal masters" walked over from their respective stalls.
Surround Jiang Chen and Fat Di.
Fatty was stunned for a moment, thinking that his colleagues came to say hello.
Standing up with a smile.
"Thank you, seniors, for coming to guide us!"
If you change the usual.
Although Fatty covered her tightly.
With the nature of these "immortal masters" old-fashioned critics.
I won't embarrass Fatty, and I will go up and give free palm prints, bone touch and so on.
But it's different now, Jiang Chen and Fatty are here to compete with them for food.
Naturally, he wouldn't give Fatty a smile.
One of the "immortal masters" sneered:
"Boy, have you grown your hair? How many years have you studied? How many books have you read? Have you graduated from a teacher?"
"Who gave you the guts to set up a fortune-telling stall on Wuxing Street?"
Know that the comer is not good.
Jiang Chen said coldly: "What? Are there any rules for setting up a stall here?"
"Fairy Master" sneered and said:
"Of course there are rules. In this street, if you think about it, you have to get my consent first, Wang Tiezui!"
As soon as "Wang Tiezui" finished speaking, the rest of the "immortal masters" echoed one after another.
"To set up a stall on this street, you must get the consent of Old Brother Wang."
"Boy, go and find out who Wang Tiezui is!"
"No need to say, old brother Wang is our leading brother!"
"If you don't pay homage to Brother Wang's pier, I will lift your bench press today"
In the live broadcast room, Jiang Chen was once again surrounded by a group of uncles.
Once again, he was blamed by a group of uncles.
Everyone almost died laughing, "Hahahaha" filled the entire screen.
"You say, what did Jiang Chen do to the old men in his previous life? Why did the old men make trouble for him everywhere?"
"Could it be that you peeked at the old man taking a bath? Otherwise, why can't the old man tolerate him so much!"
"These uncles are also awesome. Jiang Chen and Fat Di set up stalls to deceive people, and they didn't provoke them. How come they find fault?"
"Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, especially this kind of fortune-telling street, where there are rivers and lakes!"
"It can only be said that with the anti-fraud app, the business of this group of gods will not be easy. Of course, I don't want Jiang Chen to have a job with them~`!"
"It's been four days, the heavens have eyes, Jiang Chen is going to fall under the power of the rioters today!"
"Nonsense, Jiang Chen is known as the nemesis of uncles, you can rest assured that you can teach this group of masters a lesson and it will be over!"
Facing the aggressiveness of the "immortal masters".
Fatty felt fearful, and gently pulled Jiang Chen's arm.
Jiang Chen patted her little hand, indicating that it's okay.
Then he looked at "Wang Tiezui" coldly.
He said lightly: "Isn't it just worshiping the pier? Yes! I just don't know how to do it?"
"Wang Tiezui" and the gods did not expect Jiang Chen to be so good.
They looked at each other with smiles in the corners of their eyes.
"Wang Tiezui" said:
"Boy, I, Wang Tiezui, are not unreasonable."
"I see that you are a newcomer, so I should take care of you more!"
"But you broke the rules of this street today, you must be punished!"
Hearing the word "punishment", the "immortal masters" were a little excited.
"That's right, Brother Wang is right, price!
"Punishment, you can't easily break the rules!"
"Brother Wang, how do you think this kid will be punished?"
"You can't be punished lightly, or this kid will lose his memory!"
The "immortal masters" didn't open all morning.
It seems that they all regard Jiang Chen and Fatty as fat sheep.
Prepare to be brutally slaughtered.
The "immortal masters" talked about it
"Wang Tiezui" raised his hands high, signaling all the "immortal masters" to pause.
Then he said coldly to Jiang Chen:
"Boy, don't blame me, Wang Tiezui, for being humane. Who told you to break the rules of our divination master today."
"That's it! I don't want to embarrass you too much!"
"There are so many seniors here, you can make a red envelope for each of you, and five hundred in the bread will do!"
"Wang Tiezui" the lion opened his mouth wide, and blackmailed one person five hundred.
There were more than a dozen "immortal masters" present, counting seven or eight thousand.
If you make a fuss, if you make a fuss, if you curse.
After four days of live broadcast, the viewers in the live broadcast room have long regarded Jiang Chen as one of their own.
Jiang Chen and the others can scold and hate, but others can't.
Seeing Jiang Chen and Fatty being blackmailed, all the audience were furious.
"Wipe it, is there any law for the king, because he was blackmailing people in the street in the morning?!"
"Are there any water friends in Xianshi who still don't support Jiang Chen and Fatty?"
"If you want me to say, don't need to be so troublesome, a demon spirit can solve everything."
"These old coffins are addictive, aren't they? Even Jiang Chen and Fatty dare to lie!"
"Don't worry! Is Jiang Chen so easy to bully? Take your time and it's over!"
"Yeah, don't worry, it's over to see how Jiang Chen cleans up these magic sticks!"
In front of the hexagram booth, Jiang Chen looked at "Wang Tiezui" and the crowd of gods coldly.
He said lightly, "What if I say no?"
"Wang Tiezui" and all the "immortal masters" were furious.
"Wang Tiezui" sternly said: "If you don't get red envelopes, you don't want to continue to set up a fortune-telling stall on this street!"
"Yes! That's right!"
"If you don't give the red envelope, you will immediately set up your divination booth!"
"There is no way to be king, dare to be presumptuous on the Five Elements Street!"
All the "immortal masters" cursed one after another.
Fatty is a big star, I have never seen this before.
Feeling a little scared, he whispered in Jiang Chen's ear, "Why don't we change places! These old men are so fierce!"
Jiang Chen patted Fatty again, indicating that she is fine?
Then he sneered at a group of god sticks:
"Do you think I, Jiang Chen, is a three-year-old child? Or do you think I'm Jiang Chen, scared?"
"Ming people don't talk dark words. I'm setting up a stall here today. Who dares to try it?"
"I'll teach you old coffins again!"
"Whoever of you dares to touch me, I fight back is justifiable self-defense.
"It's not just self-defense, you'll get into the game if you're beaten!"
"To tell you the truth, yesterday and the day before yesterday, I just imprisoned two people like you!
After finishing speaking, he slammed the table with his right hand.
There was a loud "bang" that was clearly audible across the street.
After listening to Jiang Chen's words, all the gods were stunned.
They are all talkers and fool people with their mouths.
If you really do it, you can scare them to death.
What's more, Jiang Chen looks gentle and quiet on the surface, but on closer inspection he is a ruthless character.
At that moment, a group of immortals retreated and prepared to calm down.
at this time.
Leading brother, "Wang Tiezui" said coldly:
"Boy, do you dare to talk hard with me?"
"If you lose and leave, you will never be allowed to step into the Five Elements Street.
After hearing this, the entire live broadcast room roared with laughter.
"Damn it, isn't this old thing overwhelmed? Dare to challenge Jiang Chen?"
"It's not just the top, I think it's stupid, dare to fight with people with such a small body?"
"Couldn't it be the kind that touches the porcelain handle? The kind that lies on the ground after being touched?"
"We are not afraid of touching porcelain, it will be broadcast live!"
"That's right, tens of millions of spectators are witnesses, what's there to be afraid of!"
No wonder the barrage mocked "Wang Tiezui" for overestimating his capabilities.
This guy is really too weak.
The height is only a little over 1.6 meters, and the weight is estimated to be just over a hundred.
Don't talk about fighting with others, he might be blown down by the wind.
Jiang Chen looked "Wang Tiezui" up and down and said with a smile: "Do you want to do it? No problem, I will let you do it!"
Hearing this, "Wang Tiezui" blushed.
Then he snapped:
"Who said I'm going to fight you, I want to try my skills with you!"
"What's the matter? As a hexagram teacher, are you afraid that you won't succeed?"
"Or are you a liar after all?!"
Hearing the words of "Wang Tiezui", the rest of the old gods agreed.
"That's right, isn't sleeping master better than spells? Is it harder than someone else's fist?"
"This kid doesn't even have full hair, what kind of spells do he know? I guess I'm scared!"
"That's right, how many books on magic have you read? Have you become a teacher yet?"
"Boy, if you are afraid of Old Brother Wang, get out of here and don't embarrass yourself here!"
When it comes to professionalism, the original magic sticks are active again.
Fat Di asked Jiang Chen in a low voice: "Do you know how to spell or not? I feel that Wang Tiezui seems to be very powerful."
Jiang Chen smiled slightly.
If it was before this morning, he knew a fart.
But after signing in this morning.
The system gave him the super skill "Full Level Big Liuren".
That's right, it is the legendary Da Liuren who is as famous as Ziwei Doushu and Qimen Dunjia.
At this time, Jiang Chen's (Wang Wang's) skill attainment can be said to be the number one in the Dragon Kingdom.
Not to mention the magic sticks in front of him, even some real magicians are far from his opponents.
It can be said that "Wang Tiezui" hit the iron plate this time.
At that moment Jiang Chen said indifferently: "Since you want to humiliate yourself, let's compare!"
Seeing that Jiang Chen agreed, "Wang Tiezui" was overjoyed.
Compared with other magic sticks around, he is still capable,
It can even be said that it is similar to the magic number, and it has been slightly out of the ranks of liars.
Of course, he didn't master the art of magic, and he still relied on cheating most of the time.
However, "Wang Tiezui" thought that with his own ability, it would be easy for him to beat Jiang Chen, who is a poor little white.
At that moment, he said coldly: "Well, you are a junior, I will let you, and you will come first!"
Jiang Chen nodded and said, "Well, I don't know what you want me to be?"
"Wang Tiezui" pointed to himself and said, "Even if I am Wang Tiezui! Come on kid!"
Jiang Chen nodded again and asked, "Name."
Wang Tiezui replied: "Wang Dana.
Jiang Chen asked again: "Birth date and time."
Wang Tiezui replied: "At xx o'clock on xx month xx day xxx.
Jiang Chen asked again: "What about accounting?"
Wang Tiezui said: "Today is the past."
Jiang Chen nodded slightly, then looked up at the sun in the sky.
While looking at the sun, the five fingers of the right hand kept counting.
Less than ten seconds passed.
Jiang Chen said lightly to Wang Tiezui: "Old man, you were greened yesterday, I'm right!"
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