Let You Travel Poorly, You Tm Take Fatty To Eat, Drink And Have Fun

As the old saying goes, three women make one play.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, but where there are many women, there are many things.

Because most women think more, people say a word.

She can think of many meanings, and then lose her temper there.

If it's a woman, it's fine for others to reclaim it.

But if there are two women and three women, various problems will easily arise.

For example, in a female dormitory in a certain college, seven girls actually created 19 groups.

If you don't learn permutations and combinations well, you'll be fooled if you take a quick look.

Not so early in the morning, Jiang Chen felt the troubles of many women.

A few days ago, he and Fatty lived in a suite.

One bathroom per person.

No fight or grab, no panic.

But Boss Yang and Chen Ping moved in.

Turned into four people grabbing two bathrooms.

Early in the morning, women spend more than three times as much time as men using the bathroom.

The three women almost got fucked because of who used it first.

As for Jiang Chen, let's stand still.

Helpless, Jiang Chen had no choice but to go to the public restroom in the lobby with the toiletries.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

"One thing falls one thing, Wang Zhengyu's trick is really good, Jiang Chen lost his temper by three women!"

"Sleeping on the sofa and going to the public restroom, Jiang Chen is so miserable!"

"Cut, what's the matter? Last night, the man group lived in Qiaodongzi again. Are they not suffering?" "Zero Nine Seven"

"Who said it wasn't?! Hu Ge, Mao Juxing and the four of them live together in a youth hostel, and the conditions there are not very good!"

"You are just lucky. You have a big honey in your left hand and a fat di in your right hand. This is what so many men dream of! For this great dream, what's the point of suffering a little bit?"

"Do you think that the blessing of Qiren is so easy to enjoy? Just wait and see, because Mimi and Fatty will have to fight each other today!"

"Really? It wasn't a team fighting each other before, but now it's a team?"

"What's wrong, have you forgotten what Boss Yang and Chen Ping were called before? Knock the door combination! Where's Fatty? He and Jiang Chen are used to being extravagant these days, and they must be quarreling about spending money today." It's not over!"

In the studio, Wang Yi changed from his past decadence.

Drinking coffee and eating hamburgers happily.

While eating, there is Jiang Chen on the screen who can't go back to "home".

"Order tofu in brine, drop one thing, Jiang Chen, let's see how you pass the old man's pansi hole today!"

"Even if you are iron and can drive a few nails, these three women can wear you down today!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his good friend Zhang Bihui started pouring cold water on him.

"Old Wang, don't talk too much!"

"Jiang Chen is not an ordinary person, I think it's no problem for him to bring these three women together!"

Wang Zhengyu snorted coldly.

He said coldly: "Fart, today you just wait to see San Niang teach her son!"

After speaking, he threw down the half-eaten hamburger in his hand, turned around and walked out.

Zhang Bihui was taken aback, and asked: "Old Wang, what are you doing?"

Wang Zhengyu didn't turn his head back, and said loudly: "I have something important to do, I'll be back in a while!"

In the past few days, Zhang Bihui has been tossed and frightened by his good friends.

Worriedly shouted: "What's the matter? Don't discuss it with me!"

"What a fart to discuss, I'm going to shit!"

Sure enough, it was the same as tens of millions of viewers and Wang Zhengyu guessed.

The three women had just had their baths and hair done.

There was a heated argument in the room.

Jiang Chen pushed open the door and was stunned.

what's the situation?

Arguing early in the morning?!

Seeing Jiang Chen, Fat Di regained his spirits.

Pulled him in.

Pointing to Boss Yang, he said, "Jiang Chen, you judge me, Da Mimi won't let me have breakfast, do you think she is still human?!"

Jiang Chen was taken aback for a moment, looked at Boss Yang, and looked up and down.

No matter how you look at it, Boss Yang doesn't look like someone who doesn't even let him eat.

Being hit by Jiang Chen's Dingban instantly blushed.

However, she still twisted her neck and said to Jiang Chen:

"Don't listen to Fatty's nonsense, when did I stop letting her have breakfast?"

"I mean, five-star hotels provide free breakfast, we don't need to go out and spend money!"

After hearing this, Fatty said angrily, "What do you mean wasting money?"

"Last night, I made a long strategy for today's breakfast."

"I wanted to give Jiang Chen a surprise, why don't you let me go out to eat?!"

Now, Jiang Chen understood.

The reason for the early morning quarrel between the two women was over breakfast.

Boss Yang thinks he should save money and eat at the hotel.

Fat Di felt that he would be sorry for his stomach if he came to Seoul, a famous historical city, if he didn't go out to eat.

It can be said that there is nothing wrong with standing in the perspective of the two.

Suddenly he lost his mind.

I feel that what the two of them said is reasonable, and it is not easy to express their opinions.

Seeing that Jiang Chen didn't speak, he didn't express his opinion.

The two women continued to express their views.

It is said that three women play a drama.

But Jiang Chen felt that the two women in front of him were enough to destroy Blue Star.

The voices of Fatty and Boss Yang were like Tang Seng's magic spell.

Noisy Jiang Chen One Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

At last he could bear it no longer, and cried out:

"Shut your mouth!"

Not to mention, he has a really good voice.

Both Fatty and Boss Yang stopped talking.

Jiang Chen looked at the two women and said:

"I will make a rule for breakfast from now on."

"I listen to Fatty on one, three, five, Big Mimi on two, four, and Pingping on Sunday."

"Today, on Wednesday, for breakfast, Fatty can eat whatever he wants!"

Hearing this, he jumped up happily.

"Yeah! Yay! Yay! You can eat Hanshi's breakfast!"

A battle between women was finally ended by Jiang Chen with a single voice.

The audience in the live broadcast room gave thumbs up one after another.

"Jiang Chen is good at dealing with women when he was young!"

"It looks like Wang Zhengyu's plot is going to fail!"

"It seems that Sanniang's godson no longer exists, and there is a high probability that Jiang Chen will hug her left and right in the future."

"It's hard to say, anything can happen when a woman goes crazy!"

"That's right. Didn't Confucius also say that only women and villains are difficult to raise? Saints are afraid of women as creatures?"

"Damn, who are you stinky men talking about? When there are no women in the live broadcast room, right?"

"That's right, sisters, look up the id and ip of these stinky men, and expose them!"

"That is, to say that women are not good, your mother is not a woman? Without your mother, you would have jumped out of a rock!"

The army of female boxers is everywhere, reaching the battlefield in three minutes.

Tens of millions of men were defeated and did not dare to compete with them.

The men in the live broadcast room can't beat the female boxers.

Similarly, Jiang Chen also underestimated the two women, Fat Di and Boss Yang.

No, breakfast has just been served.

Fat Di and Boss Yang quarreled over sweet and salty tofu.

Boss Yang said angrily: "Pang Di, how dare you say that tofu is sweet and delicious!"

Fatty replied: "What? Big honey, do you even care about what I like to eat now?"

Boss Yang snorted coldly: "Fatty, I remember you are from the north, I remember what you studied in the imperial capital!"

"You said that tofu naotian is delicious, but you want to fight against me?"

"I'm right!"

As a northerner born in the imperial capital, Boss Yang is a staunch supporter of salted tofu.

Fat Di reprimanded: "Big honey, you are right, I am from the north, and I also studied in the north.

"I used to think that salted tofu nao is authentic."

"But after graduation, I went to the south to film, and I discovered that sweet tofu is the delicacy in the world."

"What? You even interfere with my taste now?"

Boss Yang said angrily: "Pang Di, I don't believe that a person's taste can change so quickly..."

"You just want to find fault with me, don't you?"

Fatty sneered and said, "Against you? Big honey, you think too much!"

"Eating sweet and salty is my freedom, it's you who want to interfere with me and control me!"

I was hit back by my best friend again.

Boss Yang started looking for reinforcements.

Asked Chen Ping beside him: "Pingping, do you think the tofu nao should be salty or sweet!"

Chen Ping is a southerner who originally ate sweets.

You can see the ferocious Boss Yang.

I had no choice but to say against my will: "Sister Yang, I am from the south, but I like to eat salty food!"

Hear someone agree with yourself.

Boss Yang smiled proudly: "Has anyone seen it?! Salted tofu nao is authentic!"

"This is a fact that even southerners admit!"

Fat Di laughed loudly and said, "Big Honey, Pingping didn't dare to offend you, really thought you won?"

Boss Yang was furious, and asked Chen Ping: "Pingping, are you telling her the truth or a lie.

Chen Ping: ...

Bean curd is sweet and salty, this is a topic that can never be debated between the north and the south.

As expected.

The live broadcast room is divided into two parties, one side supports sweet tofu nao, and the Japanese side supports salty tofu nao.

"Of course sweet tofu nao is more delicious and nutritious, because the addition of sugar makes the taste lighter and keeps the original taste of tofu nao!"

"Fart, it must be salted tofu nao is delicious. Freshly cooked tofu nao, pour hot marinade, add chili and coriander, take a sip, and you will lose all rice!"

Do you eat salty bean curd? Are you sure? Didn’t you know that the Yanfen in the marinade would stimulate the denaturation of the protein in the tofu, affect the taste of the tofu itself, and cause the loss of nutrients?”

"Cut, according to what you say, you still advocate less sugar now? If you eat too much sweet tofu, are you afraid of getting diabetes?"

This eternal debate topic, a fierce quarrel occurred in the live broadcast room.

At the breakfast shop, Boss Yang and Fatty argued for a long time.

Still no one convinced anyone.

At this time, Fatty suddenly said to Jiang Chen:

"Jiang Chen, do you want to eat salty or sweet?"

Boss Yang also said: "Yes, Jiang Chen, you will be the judge."

Jiang Chen was taken aback, and put down the Roujiamo in his hand.

Said: "I don't like salty or sweet food, I'm allergic to tofu!"

"cut!"

"Cut!" 2.0 Boss Yang and Fatty rolled their eyes at each other.

Jiang Chen just wanted to say a few more words.

Suddenly, the mechanical sound of the sign-in system sounded in my mind.

"Refresh daily check-in."

"Host, do you sign in?"

"Sign in."

Jiang Chen had a smile on his face.

"Sign in."

"Sign in successfully, the host gets..."

Seeing the name of the skill, Jiang Chen was taken aback.

In the next second, all the knowledge and usage of the new skill, together with its special attributes, landed in Jiang Chen's mind out of thin air.

Jiang Chen was a little surprised by the super skills of today's check-in.

He ignored Boss Yang and Fatty who were still arguing.

He whispered to Chen Ping: "Pingping, I'm going to buy something to prepare for today's work, and I'll be back in a while.

After finishing speaking, he turned and left the breakfast shop.

As soon as Jiang Chen left, the two women who were arguing stopped instantly.

Each took sweet and salty tofu brains and ate them.

Ten minutes later, the three women were full and checked out. ,

As soon as I left the breakfast shop, I saw Jiang Chen approaching not far away.

Seeing Jiang Chen, Fatty trotted forward to meet him.

"Hey, Jiang Chen, what are you holding in your hand?"

Jiang Chen didn't speak, and handed over the wooden box in his hand.

See the words on the wooden box.

Fatty was taken aback for a moment, then shouted:

"Big honey, stick up your butt, Jiang Feng wants an injection."