Let You Travel Poorly, You Tm Take Fatty To Eat, Drink And Have Fun
Chapter 98 Sexy Witch? Fat Di And Boss Yang Made The Audience Laugh Out Loud 【Please Customize】
Here, Jiang Chen is lowering his head and thinking carefully about the "underworld skills" just given by the system.
Over there, Fat Di and Boss Yang saw Jiang Chen bowing his head and not eating, and their faces sank instantly.
Fat Di said coldly: "Jiang Chen, what's the matter? You don't even bother to eat breakfast, and you still think about the good things of last night?"
Boss Yang snorted coldly: "Jiang Chen, do you want me to call Liu Yan for you now, and you can give her another two blows?"
Hearing this, Jiang Chen quickly raised his head.
Helplessly explained: "I said it countless times last night, Liu Yan and I really have nothing to do!"
"From the beginning to the end, I just gave Liu Yan acupuncture and moxibustion, nothing else is king?"
Boss Yang and Fatty have heard his explanation countless times.
My ears are almost calloused.
There is no doubt there, Boss Yang sneered and said: "Jiang Chen, your words are more like fooling a three-year-old child."
Fat Di nodded and said, "That's right, three-year-olds don't even carry letters. If there's nothing wrong, why did Liu Yan say you didn't recognize anyone when you lifted your trousers?"
He was again questioned by Boss Yang and Fatty.
Jiang Chen couldn't laugh or cry, and sighed: "I finally understand Dou E's feelings back then!"
"Dou E, who is Dou E? You don't think about Liu Yan besides her, do you?"
Fatty was rather naive and didn't react for a while.
Hearing the name "Dou E", he was a little confused.
I thought it was Jiang Chen's confidante.
Jiang Chen said: "Fat Di, haven't you heard the phrase 'I'm more wronged than Dou E'?"
Now Fatty understood and gave Jiang Chen a blank look.
"Don't complain to me, I'm not Bao Qingtian, I'll ask you!"
"You don't have a good meal in the morning, what are you thinking about with your head down?"
"Do you dare to say that you don't miss Liu Yan?"
Boss Yang chimed in: "That's right, that's right!"
"With your preoccupied expression, it's no wonder you don't have ghosts in your heart!"
Jiang Chen sighed: "It really doesn't matter what happened last night, I'm thinking about today's work
Mention work.
Boss Yang, Fat Di, and Chen Ping were all stunned.
Put away the laughing and 197-ha expression just now. ,
Fatty said: "What? Aren't you going to continue working as a Chinese medicine doctor today to make money?"
Boss Yang also said: "Yes, it is great to be a Chinese medicine doctor. It can help people and make money. It means a lot!"
Chen Ping swallowed the food in her mouth, nodded and said: "Pang Di and Sister Yang are right, let's continue to be a doctor today!"
Jiang Chen shook his head and said: "No, I said it the day before yesterday, in order to bring freshness to the audience, the work is different every day!"
"I can't break my promise, so I'm getting a new job today!"
After listening to Jiang Chen's words.
In the live broadcast room, the audience who had been drowsy early in the morning woke up instantly.
"Jiang Chen is particular about what he says and what he says!"
"Real man, spitting is a nail!"
"Jiang Chen is doing well, but I don't know what the new job is today?"
"In the past six days, Jiang Chen has shared five skills. On the first day, he played chess to defraud the old man's pension; Liuren Divine Art, yesterday even showed his peerless medical skills, I am really looking forward to today's new skills!"
"I'm also looking forward to it, but I don't know what it will be?"
"Who would have guessed this? Ghosts can't guess what Jiang Chen is doing!"
"That's right, it's over after reading it, and I'm sure you won't be disappointed!"
"Well, I believe you, send v to ask for leave now!"
"Good idea, I'll also ask for leave to watch the live broadcast."
"Me too!"
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Even if Jiang Chen was killed, he would not have guessed it.
To see his new skills.
There are tens of millions of inexplicable leave requests in Longguo in one day.
The reason for asking for leave is even more strange, and it can even be said to be weird.
Things like sickness and family problems are pediatrics.
Several of them can be called the classics of the classics in asking for leave.
(cfaa) The sad reason for asking for leave: Boss, I almost forgot what my husband looks like, so I want to ask for leave to take a look.
The reason for asking for leave from the black fan of the national football team: I stayed in a neighboring city today, and I prepared a hundred catties of rotten eggs, so that you can experience what stinky is.
Sturdy reasons for asking for leave: Boss, ex-boyfriend gets married tomorrow, prepares to dress up for a day today, and goes to the scene tomorrow on time.
The reason for asking for leave indiscriminately: Dear teacher, I have a cold, a headache, and a fever, but these are not important, the key is that the kitten at home is about to be born! Please approve the teacher, Sincerely, salute!
Urgent reasons for asking for leave: Double Eleven is coming soon, in order to avoid Singles’ Day, I ask for leave to go out to find a partner, hope the boss approves, single dogs beg, tearful.
Resonant reasons for asking for leave: Boss, Double Eleven is approaching, tb starts pre-sale, and my daughter-in-law has collected a basket of Tmall stores. I want to take a day off, and go home to watch my wife to prevent prostitution.
Seeing these weird reasons for asking for leave, countless bosses in Longguo feel a headache.
They would never have imagined that these weird leave requests from their subordinates were actually just to watch the live broadcast.
In the dining room.
Heard that Jiang Chen was going to show off a new skill.
Fat Di, Boss Yang and Chen Ping were stunned for a moment, and then their eyes were filled with anticipation.
Chen Ping said: "Jiang Chen, what are we doing today? Is it more interesting than yesterday?"
Jiang Chen smiled wryly and was about to open his mouth.
Fatty on the side quickly stopped him and said:
"Don't rush to say it, leave some suspense for the audience in the live broadcast room."
"Tell us three secretly first!"
After finishing speaking, Fatty stuck his ear to Jiang Chen's mouth.
Jiang Chen was taken aback for a moment, and then whispered about today's work.
After Fatty heard this, his eyes widened and he seemed very excited.
Seeing Fatty's expression.
Boss Yang and Chen Ping looked forward to it even more.
"Fatty, what are you doing? Tell me quickly!"
"Yeah, Fatty, don't be fooled!"
Fatty quickly whispered a few words in their ears.
After listening to Fatty's words, the two people's eyes also brightened.
Boss Yang and Chen Ping couldn't think of it.
Will be in this industry someday.
Fatty wiped his mouth, and said to Jiang Chen, "Send me a vx when you choose a place to set up a stall."
"Big Mimi and I, go change our outfits!"
"Changing the line again?"
Jiang Chen blurted out.
Seeing Jiang Chen's reluctance.
Fatty snorted coldly: "What? Lost you?"
"If it weren't for yesterday, Damimi and Pingping, I changed into nurse outfits."
"Can you open up the situation and have the first patient come to your door?"
When Jiang Chen thought about it, that was really the case.
If it wasn't for the nurse's attire, it wouldn't be possible to recruit an otaku with glasses.
If it weren't for the glasses otaku who cured the strange disease of hair loss.
There is no follow-up patient either.
At that moment, Jiang Chen nodded to Fatty and said, "Okay, I'll choose a good location and send you a vx!"
See Jiang Chen agrees.
Fat Di happily pulled Chen Ping and Boss Yang outside.
For the change of clothes.
Boss Yang and Chen Ping did not reject it either.
It's just that they are a little skeptical about Fatty's aesthetics.
Boss Yang asked, "Fatty, what kind of clothes do you wear for this job?"
Chen Ping also said: "Pang Di, don't make some weird clothes, then I will not be a servant!"
Fat Di smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have already thought about how to wear it in my heart, listen to me, you are right!"
The three walked out of the cafeteria talking and laughing.
After listening to the conversation between the three of Fatty.
The audience in the live broadcast room is more curious and looking forward to it.
"Fuck, it's really tricky, why can't you just tell me what you're doing?"
"That's right, it makes me feel like a cat scratching my heart, yeah!"
"What the hell are you doing? Why are you so mysterious!"
"Mang City is known as a ghost town, surrounded by mausoleums, Jiang Chen and the others don't want to be Captain Mojin!"
"Really? Captain Mojin said it nicely, isn't he a grave robber? That's against the law!"
"That's right, illegal things can't be broadcast live!"
"Don't worry, Jiang Chen is not stupid, how could he become a tomb robber!"
"It's not a grave robber, what is that for? I'm looking forward to it!"
"Don't worry, we will see the result in a while!"
"That's right, you don't have to worry about being late for a good meal, why be in a hurry!"
"That's right, anyway, I also asked for leave, not even a day!"
"Damn it, I was late watching the live broadcast unknowingly, and my salary is gone today!"
"If you're late and you don't get paid, go to hell, watch the live broadcast at home!"
"Okay, listen to you, order a takeaway and live broadcast!"
In the dining room.
Looking at the backs of the three women going away.
Jiang Chen shook his head helplessly.
Then turn on the phone to find a suitable place to set up a stall.
[Guanzhong Customs Street] Five big characters come into view.
Take a closer look at the introduction of [Guanzhong Fengqing Street].
Jiang Chen thinks it is very suitable for today's work and theme.
So, he sent a location to Fatty.
After leaving the hotel, Jiang Chen hailed a taxi.
Said to the driver: "Master, [Guanzhong Fengqing Street]."
The driver promised, and the taxi started slowly.
Hotel H is not far from [Guanzhong Fengqing Street].
Twenty minutes later, the taxi stopped at the [Guanzhong Fengqing Street] interface.
It is completely different from the general antique commercial street.
[Guanzhong Style Street] in Mang City is a real ancient street.
Has hundreds of years of history.
It is said that it existed in the middle of Ming Dynasty.
Moreover, the commercial atmosphere of [Guanzhong Fengqing Street] is very weak.
It doesn't have the impetuousness of antique streets in other cities at all.
Walk into [Guanzhong Style Street].
It's different from finding a place to set up a stall at random.
Jiang Chen watched for a long time.
Finally a corner was chosen.
Paid to rent a table and four chairs from a nearby restaurant.
I just sat down, and my buttocks are not warm yet.
In the distance came three beauties in strange costumes.
Seeing Setsuna, one of the three beauties, Jiang Chen was so surprised that he didn't shut up for a long time.
Needless to say, the three beauties are Fatty, Chen Ping and Boss Yang.
If it is the first time for Fatty to wear a Taoist robe with red fishnet stockings.
It is full of different style, which is sexy and playful
The nurse outfits of the three of them yesterday can be said to satisfy most men's fantasies, and are full of extreme temptation.
But today, apart from being still sexy, the outfits of the three of Fatty are also full of nonsense.
Fat Di, Chen Ping, and Boss Yang are all dressed in red jackets.
Like the previous two times, the pants were not worn, replaced by black stockings.
This is not over yet, the objects in the hands of Boss Yang and Chen Ping are too eye-catching.
Boss Yang is holding a compass in his hand.
Chen Ping held a mahogany sword in her hand.
Most hilarious of all.
Fatty was actually carrying a cloth banner.
There are two lines of big characters written on the cloth banner.
[Looking for dragons and dividing gold to see winding mountains]
【A heavy entanglement is a heavy pass】
There is also a line of small characters below the big characters.
【The main thing is to look at the yin and yang house, to keep the house safe[
Seeing this scene, I saw the clothes and images of the three of Fatty.
Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast laughed like crazy.
"Wipe it, I laughed so hard, where did the three witches come from?"
"No way, it's just Fatty who is stupid and still shows people Feng Shui?"
"Let's watch Fatty and the others make fools of themselves today!"
"Today's leave is too worth the salary gtm!"
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