Let You Walk Around The World, Not Let You Catch People And Pluck Wool
Chapter 27 Is It... Smoking?
In front of the tent.
The fat photographer, holding a small video camera in one hand and a flashlight in the other, is sitting on a bomb with his legs spread apart, looking down to illuminate Su Mo in the pit while talking to him.
"Brother, what's the matter? Is there a bomb under there?"
"What you said is true? Can a bomb be exchanged for 3,000 yuan in the Public Security Bureau?"
"I'll take care of it for you, don't worry, try to dig up a few more."
Su Mo bowed his head in silence, carefully digging the soil in the pit.
Two bombs have been lifted up.
and……
According to the system's annotations, the two bombs dug out earlier are all duds. As long as you don't try to kill yourself, use an engineer shovel to shovel the warheads like the fat man at the beginning, under normal circumstances, they will never explode.
but.
This last one is different.
A well-preserved, detonated bomb.
Even if Su Mo didn't understand the principle of bomb explosion, he knew very well in his heart that he must be careful with the last bomb, and he must not be careless.
"Follow the point, don't shake your hands, I can't see clearly."
growled.
Su Mo dug up a layer of soil in front of him.
Suddenly, his fingertips seemed to touch a piece of metal, and at the same time his expression changed, Su Mo hurriedly knelt on the ground, and began to dig around the metal with both hands.
A few minutes later.
Under the light, an oval warhead with a cold light appeared in front of it.
"Good guy, that's what happened."
With a soft murmur, Su Mo understood why this bomb was well preserved.
And it's not a dud either.
It turned out to be on the buttocks.
The front two are the tail fins that were dug out first.
The warhead is below.
The last one was just the opposite. It looked like it was ready to go to heaven.
"Dig another one?"
The rest of the contestants, who ran for hundreds of meters, heard the fat photographer's strange cry again in the distance, and their expressions were as exciting as they were.
They are completely convinced.
And I have already decided in my heart, tomorrow morning... no, I will go far away tonight, even if I take a detour through this mountain forest, I will never be with Su Mo again.
This guy is just a beast.
I know, I understand that you are digging bombs underneath.
I don't know, I thought you guys were digging some treasure, look at how excited these two are.
"Dig another one! Coconut!"
Is this a normal human reaction?
No wonder old people often say that there is nothing wrong with looking for someone.
Su Mo digs the bomb in the pit, and the fat photographer sits on the bomb and illuminates Su Mo.
The cooperation can be said to be quite tacit.
Can't fault it at all.
"I found it. The Public Security Bureau did issue this kind of reward notice 10 years ago. How much is a bomb? Three thousand?"
suddenly.
A famous photographer stared down at the phone screen and grinned.
He looked up at the bomb-digging duo with a complicated expression.
If I remember correctly.
Three bombs, right?
Nine thousand?
In less than two hours, he made another 9,000 yuan?
Nine thousand yuan, can buy nine thousand steamed buns, enough to feed them for three years.
"I'm not envious, really, I'm not envious at all, what's wrong with Jiuqian?"
"Yes, brother, we really don't envy, isn't it just nine thousand? Isn't it just nine thousand steamed buns? Isn't it just that you can sleep in a five-star hotel when you are tired? Sleep like a bridge hole. If I don't eat steamed buns, I won't starve to death. I don't envy you. I'm really not envious."
"Come on, they are all contestants, is it useful to be stubborn? They are sleeping in Hilton, and you are lying in the bridge hole. They are tired and have nothing to do to challenge their own weaknesses. What are you doing? The program team will not give you a mobile phone. Watch Movies, do you have a website? Do you have one? I’ll tell you one now, can you watch it? Membership costs 100 yuan, and I’m not envious, but the Jill I envy is green.”
"..."
Everyone bowed their heads in shame.
Although the words are ugly.
But it's true.
It’s also walking around the world, people walk ten hours a day, maybe they can find a place to wash their feet, get a massage or something, what about them?
Think about it this way.
Immediately, many people's mentality exploded, and they turned their heads and walked down the mountain.
Can't watch anymore.
What if Su Mo dug up another bomb, what would they do?
Is it possible to go up and dig too?
Do you have the guts?
It's better to go down the mountain now, honestly find a small restaurant, and pay for tomorrow's meal first.
In just a few minutes.
A total of ten people went down the mountain.
Seeing this, the fans in the live broadcast room laughed in unison.
"Let's just say, it's a good thing I didn't participate in this hiking around the world program. Otherwise, when I meet someone like Su Ge who wants money and life, my mentality is really easy to explode. The problem is, others can't imitate it. Hey...the bomb is here In the pit, you see there are so many contestants at the scene, does anyone dare to go up and dig? Don’t dare.”
"I'm curious right now. Brother Su should still be in Qindu, right? If there is no accident, the person who came from the Public Security Bureau should be the old acquaintance Captain Chen? Tell me, after a while, Captain Chen will look at the fat man under his ass." Bomb, what kind of expression will it look like?"
"Really, the Xixi wool party is all nonsense. In order to withdraw 100 yuan, I wish I could dig out relatives who have been buried for several years and let them chop him up. If you are awesome, learn from Brother Su." Ah, look at the people who are collecting wool, all of them are legal income, and no one can jump out of the fault."
"Anyway, I never thought in my life that someone could make a fortune from the rewards issued by the Public Security Bureau. Brother Su is definitely the first person."
"If you want me to tell you, what's the point of being in the country? Go abroad quickly. The people of the Dragon Kingdom don't make money from their own people. It's interesting to collect the rewards from those foreigners."
"..."
Under the discussion of the crowd.
Su Mo, located in the deep pit, has dug out a third of the last bomb.
At this time, I am trying to find a way to dig out the remaining two-thirds.
but.
For the sake of safety, you can't use an engineering shovel, and you can only dig with your hands, which is too challenging.
"It's no way to go on like this!"
He frowned and muttered.
Su Mo stood up and stretched, reaching out to the fat man above him.
"Give me a bottle of Red Bull, and I'll replenish my strength. Otherwise, how about you come down and dig for a while? The last point is too difficult to dig."
At this time.
The fat man sitting above was unmoved.
He stared blankly at the warhead next to Su Mo.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing something wrong with the fat man's eyes.
Su Mo was also very dazed.
"Brother...Brother, look back. Is it because I am dazzled? How can I look at it? The bomb head behind you seems to be smoking? Really, it seems that something is fuzzy."
"What?"
Su Mo's eyes widened.
Turn your head slowly.
I saw that there was really a wisp of gray smoke escaping from the connection between the warhead and the middle part.
A burning smell began to fill the air.
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