Let You Walk Around The World, Not Let You Catch People And Pluck Wool

Name Xu Erniu

Sex: Male

One of the members of the tricycle gang in Nandu, who has focused on stealing cars for 30 years, especially the rickshaws, which have wheels but not wheels. If you steal it first, you can get a reward of 300 yuan if you turn it over to the Public Security Bureau.

Su Mo licked the corner of his mouth, looking at the prompt given by the system, he was even a little embarrassed.

The 300 yuan for walking is still made by myself.

What do you think?

"Master, how did you know we were going to take a car?"

"I just got out of the car and saw that you have big bags and small bags. You must take a car. This place is in the suburbs. I just want to go back to the city. If I don't take my car, it's hard to get a taxi here. It’s not expensive, just give it thirty, how about it? Guaranteed delivery.”

Xu Erniu glanced at the two guys and said impatiently.

Today's luck is really good. When I have nothing to do, I wandered to the suburbs. I didn't expect...someone could be so stupid as to lock the tricycle on the pole. At that time, Xu Erniu picked the lock. I am going to ride a tricycle to the city to sell it.

did not expect.

Just turning up from the lower road, I saw two people on the side of the street.

Anyway, if you are idle, you are idle. If you bring two people together, you can earn an extra thirty, so why not do it.

"alright."

Su Mo nodded, jumped onto the tricycle at a brisk pace, sat down beside him, and beckoned to the fat man, indicating that he would also come up.

"Crunch!"

However, after the fat man came up, the tricycle made a "creaking" sound, and the tires sank at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xu Erniu stepped on the tricycle vigorously, but did not move.

He couldn't help but look back at the fat man among the two, and asked weakly.

"Brother, how heavy are you?"

"About 180."

The corner of Xu Erniu's mouth twitched, and he regretted it at the time.

No wonder I couldn't pedal, and with the luggage of two people, I asked for a price of thirty, which seemed to be less.

"Master, things are heavy, how about this, how about some extra money for you, how about 50? Pull it to the place for us..."

"become!"

Xu Erniu complied, grinned and stood up, stepping on the tricycle the whole time without touching the seat.

that's it.

The tricycle wobbled on the road.

However, seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't guess what Su Mo was thinking, and everyone was arguing in the live broadcast room.

"It's not clearly stipulated by the program group that the use of any means of transportation is absolutely not allowed. Isn't this a foul for Brother Su? If you can take a tricycle, good guy... Don't forget, Brother Su has millions of funds, so he can definitely hire Personally, ride a tricycle around the world."

"It looks like a newcomer upstairs. I put the words here. I don't need to look at Brother Su's peeing. There must be something wrong with this tricycle driver. Otherwise, who is Brother Su? He wants money. People who don't want to die can't increase from 30 to 50, I don't believe it."

"Yes, yes, I don't believe it either, so let's take a guess. This tricycle driver is not a wanted criminal, is he? Then this is too tragic, why don't you turn yourself in by riding a tricycle?"

"What if Brother Su is wrong? Maybe he is really a tricycle rider? He is so tanned, and he is quite skilled in riding a tricycle. He looks like an old hand at first glance."

"Don't mess it up, you'll understand after watching it. Anyway, I don't believe that Brother Su doesn't know the rules of the program group. If he is not a criminal, he will have to return to this place in the end. The distance he travels doesn't count at all."

"Could it be possible to start working again? I like to watch the whole work. What's the point of walking?"

"..."

Discussion barrages drifted across the screen like snowflakes.

Everyone discussed it for a long time, although most of them felt that it was a bit strange, but up to now, the performance of the human tricycle driver was mediocre, and what's more, he pedaled really hard.

The buttocks never touched the seat along the way. No matter how you look at it, he looks like an honest tricycle driver.

Su Mo, who was sitting in the back, was dumbfounded seeing how hard he worked.

It is impossible for the system to prompt an error.

When did the thief who stole the tricycle work so hard.

Judging from Su Mo's past experience, most of those who can be thieves are lazy people who steal things just to have a light meal.

But Xu Erniu in front of him doesn't look like a habitual thief.

With this perseverance, what can I do wrong?

"Master, can you go faster? I'll give you another 20..."

Su Mo thought for a while, then raised his head and said another sentence.

Xu Erniu wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked back out of breath, and nodded silently.

Earned another 20.

This tricycle is relatively new. If it is sold to others, it can be sold for at least 300 yuan. Adding the money from these two people, it is equivalent to earning 370 yuan a day today. I am really very smart.

However, there is one thing to say, it is really tiring to pull these two animals by riding a horse.

If he hadn't held back his urine in advance, it would have been enough to pull these two people together.

The journey that was originally 20 minutes at most has now taken almost 40 minutes, and I haven't reached the city yet.

"By the way, where are you going? You will arrive in the city in about five minutes. You have to give me an address!"

"Wait, let me see."

Su Mo hurriedly asked the fat man to take out his mobile phone, called up the map, and checked where the nearest public security bureau was. After choosing a location, he pointed to the other party.

"Master, you don't need to go to the city anymore. Have you seen the road on the left? Go all the way to the end."

"Yes, that's the way."

"I'm sorry to trouble you. If it really doesn't work, I'll give you another 20."

"what?"

Xu Erniu looked up at the road sign, and the movement of riding the tricycle stopped abruptly.

If I remember correctly.

There seems to be a security bureau on this road.

Dare to go?

However, the other party added another 20 yuan, earning 390 yuan a day, which is enough for me to go to the red house at night and have a good time.

Moreover, the appearance of the two people in the back, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to be plainclothes.

At least, in Xu Erniu's impression, he had never seen such an inhuman plainclothes.

Impossible to allow myself to turn myself in on a tricycle, right?

It must be impossible.

Soon, Xu Erniu made up his mind.

He twisted the front of the tricycle and turned into a side road.

"Crunch...crunch...crunch!"

The tricycle wobbled, and walked forward with difficulty as it fell apart.

A few minutes later.

"Arrived."

Looking up at the sign of the Public Security Bureau, Su Mo pointed to the inside of the Public Security Bureau, and said in a low voice

"Ride in."

"Ah? No, no, that's the Public Security Bureau, how could I ride in... Dude, are you kidding me? It's not easy to pull you all over, don't you want to renege on your debt?"

"Master... You said it was pulled to the place, so how about it, you can pull it to the door, how about it? I will give you the money when I get to the door."

Su Mo dragged each other relentlessly from behind.

The two of them, one in front and the other in the back, quarreled with blushing faces and thick necks.

"No, why are you so unreasonable? Is it easy for me to pull you this way? Your pants are soaked, and you still want to pay?"

"Why don't I give money, you haven't arrived, how can I give money?"

"Will you give it?"

"Here, it's the last ten meters, you can pull it for a while."

"..."

At the gate of the Public Security Bureau, a security officer looked at the two people who were arguing, frowned, and walked over quickly.