Let You Walk Around The World, Not Let You Catch People And Pluck Wool
Chapter 91 Where Did The Chicken Come From?
after a long time.
In a dark alley.
"Ah... horse rider, please show me, if my butt is swollen, it really hurts."
Liu Wei supported the base of the wall, climbed up with difficulty, turned his head to look at the chicken feathers on his pants, and shouted to the photographer in a tearful voice.
"No, look at me first, anyway, you are the ass, and the aunt is all the thighs, hiss... I have the splits for me, damn Su Mo, damn it, take it for this guy After two beatings, brother...you can't stay in the city anymore, I'm afraid someone will come again later, what should I do?"
Upon hearing this.
There was fear in Liu Wei's eyes.
He was really scared.
Especially the group of aunts just now, it can be seen that they just wanted to vent their anger, and they really didn't do anything to them, they just whipped them with a feather duster, and didn't even take away the two gas tanks.
The camera is also intact.
But what a pain.
"You're right. Hurry up and leave the city immediately. You can't delay for a moment."
Liu Wei lowered his head and thought about it, ignoring the burning pain in his buttocks.
He dragged the gas tank and walked outside.
The photographer was also dumbfounded by the fact that he was still dragging the gas tank.
Hurriedly catching up, he grabbed Liu Wei and said with a puzzled face
"Viagra, are you crazy? What time is it, why are you still dragging the gas tank? What if you get blocked again along the way?"
"Then what do you say?"
Liu Wei gritted his teeth and looked at the gas tank, and said in a low voice
"I've been beaten, so why don't I leave the gas tank here? It's worth 200 yuan. If I don't leave, isn't it a bit unfair to be beaten? In the end, I didn't get any benefit. I'm not reconciled."
The photographer was speechless.
Looking back, what Viagra said made sense.
Now that the gas tank is lost, aren't the two of them a big injustice?
Beaten.
The gas tank was also missing.
Just thinking about it brought tears to my eyes.
"Brother, you're right. I don't believe in this evil either. Let's take a small path and try to avoid the main road. It's impossible to be discovered by others. Let's go without delay."
After making up my mind.
The photographer grinned and picked up the gas tank, and the two walked out of the alley step by step.
Hiding in the shadows, he looked around with his probe.
Seeing that there was no one on the road, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Let's go, it seems to be safe, let me just say, there must be a certain limit for revenge, two groups of people are already great, is it possible that a group of uncles can come?"
Liu Wei muttered with lingering fear, and walked towards the street with the gas tank on his shoulders.
The photographer followed behind, looking left and right to observe the surrounding situation.
After being beaten twice, he made up his mind.
Then I found a group of people rushing up for no reason, and without a word, they lost the gas tank and ran away.
As for brotherhood, nonsense, right?
You can't take the blame anymore, otherwise, your pants will be ripped apart.
At the rate that Viagra makes money, it's enough to buy myself a new one.
It is better to be wise and protect yourself.
"Woooo..."
The two turned a corner and were relieved that they didn't encounter danger again.
safe.
But I didn't wait for a sigh of relief.
An orange-red fire truck suddenly blocked the way ahead.
Several firefighters jumped down with solemn faces, and rushed up quickly, crushing the two of them to the ground very quickly.
"take away!"
One of them growled angrily.
"It's these two people, good guy, they don't take safety seriously, just now a group of aunts reported to you, openly carrying flammable and explosive materials on the street, the valves are all open, what do you two want to do ?”
"Don't explain it, and explain it when you go back."
"Auntie can still lie to us? Take it away!"
Liu Wei was pressed to the ground, kicked the gas tank angrily, and kicked away a long way.
The group of aunts just now are nothing, worse than Su Mo.
Just beat them up.
Why did you turn around and report to them?
"Fuck, you dare to violently resist the law, take it away."
Several firefighters stared at each other, dragged the two into the car without any explanation, and rushed to the Public Security Bureau.
...
Southern suburbs.
In a lush field.
Before the campfire.
Su Mo was fiddling with the wooden grill in front of him with one hand, turning over the chicken on it.
Fatty wiped his saliva aside.
Keep asking when it will be baked.
"Brother, is it almost there? I can already smell it. It doesn't need to be so cooked, it's fine if it can be eaten. I've been hungry all day, and I can't help it."
"Don't worry, you want to have diarrhea if it's not cooked yet?"
Su Mo glanced at this guy and said unhappily
"No, tell me the truth? You really caught such a big rooster in the wild? Why do I not believe it? You can catch a chicken with the effort of going to the toilet?"
"Haha, brother, do you look down on people?"
The corners of Fatty's mouth curled up, and he said disdainfully
"Don't look at me as fat, but I'm definitely a nimble fat man. I caught it. It's in the wild next to me. I'm still surprised. I don't see any chickens around. Where did the chickens come from? They are so fat. "
"Forget it, since we've caught them all, it's our chicken."
"Let's eat it first, maybe it's a pheasant?"
Su Mo sighed and shook his head, and simply stopped asking this question.
He also looked at the surrounding environment.
At a glance, it's all wild land.
There is not even a village, just a big rooster, it is impossible to travel so far to come here.
Most likely it was a chicken wandering in the wild.
Anyway, it's all baked, and he still has a huge sum of two hundred thousand yuan, so the big deal is to give the money in the end.
"It's almost there, come on, eat chicken!"
Another ten minutes passed.
The two sat cross-legged on the ground and began to divide the chicken.
I reported the shops in Nandu all day, and I didn't eat anything except drinking some mineral water.
and.
Su Mo was also really afraid of this bad luck.
After eating the chicken, you have to wait for the new fortune to come out before going on the road.
Seeing the mouthful of the two eating, the fans in the live broadcast room began to complain.
"Isn't it? When did Brother Su's craftsmanship get so good? The roasted chicken tastes good just by looking at it."
"Can the taste be bad? Didn't you hear what the fat man said just now? This is a pheasant... Chickens that live in the wild, they don't eat feed, they eat worms, and the meat is naturally good."
"No, how could it be a pheasant? This chicken looks like an ordinary rooster. Why do I have a bad feeling? Did Fatty really catch it in the wild?"
"I'm a little skeptical about what the upstairs said, but the problem is, we've also seen the surrounding environment. There is no chicken farm at all. Who would bring their own chickens to this place when they are full?"
"Hey, hey, hey... Take a look, is that a figure in the distance?"
"Damn it, the chicken hunter is here... Hahahaha, the chicken is cooked, Brother Su won't get beaten up, will he?"
...
suddenly.
Everyone looked into the camera. In the distant field, there seemed to be a few figures walking, looking around. They looked like they were obviously looking for something.
See here.
Many fans couldn't help but get excited.
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