Life After Marriage

Hot nights, as the name suggests, are hot and spicy nights.

After Christmas, we followed the Spring Festival.

On the 30th night of the year, my bad mom and dad had a phone call with me. In addition to the sincere greetings, there was a ridicule of love. What puzzled me most was that the two men were clearly together, but Why do you pretend to be separated by 105,000 miles? Sure enough, they are more naughty and boring than I thought.

In the evening, we gathered together in the Han family's big house to eat New Year's Eve, so the whole atmosphere can be imagined, it is still so playful and enjoyable.

After the meal, everyone agreed to go to the early morning to shoot, and while this time, some people proposed to play the landlord, some people suggested to touch a few laps, some proposed K songs, but in the end, under the "repression" of Mrs. Han, the Korean family Little is honestly sitting on the sofa with Lafayette watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Finally, "熬" arrived in the early hours of the morning, a group of young people took the initiative to consciously squat down the Han family's two old and half-four old four, driving their own cars to the shooting location.

Let's open a road away from the city and find that the whole road is full of smog. It is very fascinating with the atmosphere of ghosts and ghosts. Many private cars are parked by the roadside, and the sound of firecrackers roars on the whole road and the roadside.

Nowadays, young people, how do you like to shoot on the road?

We continued to move forward, and stopped when we were almost 100 meters away from the private car behind. Everyone got out of the car and took the canned box off the road and prepared to start the mess.

The men of the Han family smirked and rolled up their sleeves, picking their favorite firecrackers and fireworks, and preparing for the "big kill".

Compared to the men's eagerness, several of our women are standing on the side of the road, picking up those powerless fireworks or throwing guns.

At this time, Han Yu suddenly ran to the middle of the road, kneel down, put an unknown jet fireworks upright on the ground, turned to smile at us, use a lighter, and then quickly ran back to us.

"Hey! Hey!" A few times, the fireworks broke through the paper layer of the mouth and went straight to the sky. The sparks sparkled, and the butterflies danced like a butterfly.

The beautiful fireworks won the joyful shouts of several of our women, so Han Yu was even more energetic. When there was no vehicle passing, it was basically standing in the middle of the road, lighting up different kinds of special jets for us. The fireworks on the night sky also got our praise and flatter for this.

The rest of the men were willing to let Han Yu shine alone. Han Si smirked a fireworks on the ground and threw it to Han Yu’s feet.

The fireworks are spinning fast on the ground, showing red, yellow, blue, green and other color-changing discs. The colors are beautiful, varied and very good-looking, but Han Yu doesn't think it is scared that he is jumping around and afraid to follow it. Intimate contact.

After discovering this move, under the leadership of Hansi, Han Lei, Guan Yi, and Han Hui’s counselor’s boyfriend attacked Han Yu with a smirk, and made him too busy, and Han Yu’s antics, It is even more for us to laugh and cry.

After playing for a while, Han Lei took a poor Han Yu together and squatted next to the drain of a roadside. The two brothers smiled at each other, revealing a similar smirk, then lit the cannon in the hand and counted the time from the drainage. In the gap of the cover, it was thrown away, only the sound of "bang" was heard, the water in the drain was blown up, and even the cover was blown up.

The two brothers seem to have found the fun of the two, and they are enjoying it there.

Hey, they are blowing the drain!

Everyone was playing together in twos and threes. After two hours, the firecrackers and fireworks in the hands of everyone were running out, except for some hand-held long fireworks.

Then, Han Yu came back again. He took one hand and walked to the middle of the road. He raised a hand and held a fireworks and pointed at his big brother Han Si. "Boss! I have been bullied by you all the time. We have a hate tonight. Revenge, play one game!"

The Korean eyebrows, who were named, picked up and sneered, and picked up two fireworks and walked into the road to face Han Yu.

At this time, the surrounding area has gradually quieted down, and the smoke is slowly dissipated in the air. The two of them are facing each other with a safe distance in the road, posing the most handsome posture they think, waiting for the opportunity to attack each other. The two of them loomed in the smog, like two warriors with guns, very emotional.

Our group of people stood excitedly by the side of the road, clamoring to see their brothers "killing each other".

Han Lei and Guan Yi went to their side to help them ignite the fireworks.

"Hey! Hey!" The fireworks of the two sides were fired separately. They moved agilely and fired the mouth of the mouth against the other's feet. Soon, Han Yu fell in the wind, so he turned and ran without thinking about it. The division also subconsciously chased him to run, and the evil-looking aligning Han Yu's PP put a "gun", and immediately let Han Yu's PP suffer from "fire disaster."

So, under the sorrow of Han Yu, we are laughing at the roadside. How can their brothers be so funny when they are so lucky, and let us not live?

In the laughter, we even mixed up at four in the morning, so we decided to go ahead with the big move, that is, from the end of the road to the end, and then go out and go home to sleep.

The day after I returned home with Han Lei, I was already bright, so we didn't even think about it. After a simple grooming, I fell asleep and fell asleep. It seems that the point shot is as tired as the point gun.

Chinese New Year can be a holiday, but because of the cold weather, I and Han Lei are rational choices to be at home as a house man.

After a few days, one of our three neighbors was unable to hold us to have fun.

One afternoon, Liu Jun knocked on the doors of our three families and called us at our doorstep to discuss our DIY ideas with us.

We all wrapped in heavy coats and leaned against the door frame, listening carefully to Liu Jun’s thoughts.

"I also know that everyone in the cold weather didn't want to go out recently," Liu Jun said with a proud face on Jiang Momo's shoulder. "So I propose that everyone get a hot night together! Good attention! Please clap your hands!" After that, I shot my hand first.

Everyone except Jiang Momo: "..."

Please, what is the difference between this and his talk, there is no point involved at all, how is it hot?

"Speak the key point." Han Lei stood behind me and put his hands on my shoulders and said cool.

"Hey? Didn't I talk about the point?" Liu Jun said with a silly smile. "In fact, I want to get a table of Sichuan cuisine. Let's eat together. When it's cold, it's best to eat chili. How about cold? How? Interested?"

"Do you get it?" Han Lei asked us again.

"NO!NO!NO!" Liu Jun stretched out his forefinger and put it on his left and right. "You can get enough food and clothing, so everyone gets a dish for each pair and then eats together."

Everyone thought about it in silence, and they felt that this was feasible, so they nodded.

"Who is going to get it?" Liu Jing asked.

"Your home!" I have the same voice with Liu Jun.

It seems that we are the same bad water, the voice just fell, I smiled with Liu Jun, and I saw the same thoughts and intentions in the eyes of the other party.

"Why?" He asked inexplicably.

"Because you are best bullied." Han Lei calmly spit out the conclusion.

Finally, under the "intimidation and lure" of everyone, Liu Jing and He Yi accepted the facts and honestly sacrificed their own kitchen and dining table.

Because everyone has to get a dish, so we are going to the market.

In fact, this is not difficult for me. I will not talk about my craft. I have Han Lei as a big backing. I am calm. Do you have the cooking skills of Han Lei, do I still worry about the quality of this dish?

Sichuan cuisine, the main thing is to be spicy, so we go to the vegetable market, we are going to buy peppers first, which one is the most spicy choice, we do not believe that they do not die.

After buying the peppers, Han Lei and I suddenly lost the sense of direction, because we haven't discussed what we want to make. To be honest, I only ate Sichuan food once, and it was still authentic. I didn’t have any other impressions. I only knew that it was so stupid at the time, because it was still small, so I gave Han Lei the right to decide, and I took the opportunity to guarantee me tonight. Will not grab his limelight.

"You are simply lazy!" Han Lei gently pinched my nose to protest.

I am just lazy, bite me!

Looking at my Laipi, Han Lei recognized, took me to buy a chicken, said that I was planning to get a mountain chicken.

Very good, I like meat most.

After selecting the ingredients, everyone gathered in the home of Liu Jing and He Yixiao.

Although every pair has to make a dish, everyone still has a tacit understanding of the rich hot pot ingredients, of course, it is also spicy.

Han Lei, Liu Jing, Su Xun, and Liu Jun, who are going to show their talents, are lined up in the kitchen to get vegetables. I don’t have the task of cooking. He Yi, Qin Hao, and Jiang Momo put tables in the living room and are responsible for tonight. Hot Pot.

The kitchen is very lively and we don't have to go up and down in our living room.

The four of us gathered at the dinner table and looked at the bottom of the soup in the hot pot, hesitating how many peppers to put.

"Since it is Sichuan cuisine, it will be hot!" Qin Hao analyzed.

"Then I put it all!" I picked up the pepper and put it in the pot.

"Wait! Are you sure?" He couldn't help but ask.

"Take him, let it go, Sakura Sakura, let's put it boldly!" Jiang Momo said boldly.

So, my hand trembled, the peppers all entered the pot, the fire was red, it looked good, a bit of a distance can not be seen.

Two hours later, everyone sat down at the table, and the table was fiery, and it seemed that they saw the pepper.

As for each pair of dishes, Han Lei's Shancheng Spicy Chicken, Liu Jing's Spicy Snail, Su Xun's boiled pork and Liu Jun's pickled fish.

The water in the hot pot rolled, and a thick layer of chili oil and a pepper that was almost covered with soup tumbling inside, making people bother and challenge.

In other words, is our pepper a little bit too much and too much? It seems that every dish is spicy.

Looking at the masterpieces that everyone made together, we had a tacit understanding of each other, that is, no one moved the chopsticks first, and the rare mutual humility.

At this time, Liu Jun got up and took out the prepared frozen Wang Laoji from the refrigerator. After each person gave a message, he smiled and said, "I am afraid of getting angry, please drink Wang Laoji."

Seeing that I always keep moving chopsticks is not a solution, so I bravely became the first person to eat crabs. I first put a piece of chicken, because it was made by my man, so of course I have to give it up first, let the meat into the mouth. Li, well, it’s really hot!

Although it is spicy but delicious, it is eaten with tears.

When I started, everyone also started to work, and I was very rude to eat. Soon, we experienced the essence of heat and spicy.

Soon, the whole table was only left with peppers. Everyone was screaming at the meat and sweating while running, and all of them were terrible. It was awkward.

The window was opened, and the cold wind came in, but I felt that it was not enough. Wang Laoji was left with a box and still felt inadequate. The paper towel was exhausted, and everyone was not enough.

Finally, everyone who had a meal was very unsatisfied and sat on the stool. The forehead was still sweating. The clothes were taken off one by one. Everyone’s face was red, the nose was red, and the mouth was red. With a swollen, it looks really embarrassing and funny.

After the madness, we smiled at Liu Jun’s sly idea and cleaned up the mess, and then ran home to “heal the wounds”.

Lying in bed, I feel that my mouth is still hot, numb, and some uncomfortable, really looking for sin.

It’s hard to come. Han Lei didn’t harass me tonight but was lying on my side.

I deliberately squatted on the bed and teased him: "Dear, how are you so embarrassed tonight?"

After listening to my teasing, Han Lei propped up and smirked and said: "You were so disappointed. I originally wanted to be considerate of your swollen lips. It seems that it is not needed."

After all, he even wanted to touch my "sexy red lips" with his fingers, joking, now my lips are a bit stinging when I touch the air. If it is touched by him, is my lips still used? So I left and flicked right, that is, I would not let him succeed.

One second before falling asleep, I couldn’t help but curse in the darkness: "Dear, can I curse Liu Jun for my sausage?"

"I don't have any opinion, count me." Han Lei laughed.

"Liu Jun, Liu Jun, really cursing your sausage mouth is the largest size!"