life as a police officer in america

"I have the guts to ask, are we working for the country?"

Aedo Steiner asked.

Detective: "Boy, my capabilities are limited, should I beat you up?"

Wang Dengming said with "appreciation": "We should congratulate Mr. Aedo Steiner. We should feel lucky and honored for the town of Alasgumen. Look, a black boxer actually has such a high consciousness. For Alas

I have absolute confidence in the security issue in Gumeng Town, thank you, Aedo Steiner."

"Thank you Sheriff for the gift of appreciation. It's not small. I accepted it. Sheriff, from the time I met you, you are a fucking weirdo, a fearless weirdo. You are nervous. You are in the villa.

Things that scare people, in this case, we should make some signs in the villa, such as sprinkling some flour or something, in places where they often appear. As long as ghost vampires appear, they will leave footprints. We can follow the footprints.

Is it a good idea to squeeze his balls?"

Detective: "Damn it, nuns don't have balls."

"Really? Then twist off her head."

"You are very cruel. I am beginning to worry about the security of Alasgumen Town again. However, what you said does not seem to be a bad idea. Detective, what do you think?"

"Dude, have you watched too many spy dramas? How did you come up with this?"

"I'm a genius. My high school ideal is actually to be a detective. I'm not lying. Don't laugh at me."

Is there flour in the villa?

Although this idea is a bit primitive, the nun is so elusive that I don’t know where she came from or where she escaped from. This crude method may yield unexpected results, perhaps better than investigating the church in Alasgumeng Town.

Those bullshit soul detectors from Brian the Eucalyptus work much better.

Detective: "Yes, I saw it. In the kitchen warehouse, there are three bags. Two bags are intact, and one bag is opened. It seems to be broken. It comes in handy. Do you really need to do this?"

"Don't talk nonsense, just do it."

"It just shows how lame and retarded we are."

"Let's start after dinner."

"Yes. Only when you are full can you have the strength to catch ghosts. This is such a sacred and unreliable job. I am deeply honored. I am indeed honored to do this with the police chief. Don't tell outsiders about this matter. I am afraid of the impact.

I’m also afraid of the Sheriff’s reputation, and the black boxers also want to save face.”

This guy Guobro Insmeier is so strong that half of the sofa collapses.

But when he talks, it's easy for people to forget that he is a boxer.

He spread pork liver pate on cut oval slices of bread and put cold minced beef on it. He also poured some brandy into the coffee from a short fat bottle, and then he and Helene sat side by side.

"Beauty, when I am with you, I feel like a normal person."

Helene put the pistol on the sofa on her side: "You can start now, talk while eating, be careful not to get hungry, I'm worried that you won't be able to eat such good food after tonight."

"Don't scare me, don't scare me. I won't accept intimidation. In this living room, the Sheriff is the biggest threat. He can easily break people's skulls. He is so powerful. Isn't it unnecessary to come to us?"

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Xi Feng Ma Yinxue came down from the second floor.

"Why didn't you call me for dinner!"

Wang Dengming: "I am the owner of the villa now. I have the right to invite anyone to dinner and the right to refuse anyone to dinner. Very good. It seems that your anger has been completely eliminated. Come on, have dinner with us."

Detective: "You asked for this. I knocked on your door just now and you didn't open the door. It's not our fault."

"When did you knock on my door? I didn't hear you."

"I knocked many times, and it was very hard every time. Are you mentally retarded?"

"You are the mentally retarded person. I really didn't hear you."

Wang Dengming: "What were you doing just now?"

"I was lying on the bed, hugging the pillow and looking at the ceiling, doing nothing."

"But the detective did knock on the door. Did he knock on the wrong door?"

The detective shrugged: "Did I really knock the wrong number? Impossible. You are still angry and angry because the police chief does not allow you to leave."

"Shut up! You disgusting guy with cockroach eggs hidden in your beard! I'm tired of making up lies, but I really didn't hear you knocking on the door this time!"

The actress got angry again and went back to the room with eyes wide open.

Wang Dengming: "Detective, did you knock on her door? Did you want to tease her?"

"Knock it, I swear."

"Go and see if you knocked on the wrong door and bring some food up."

"I'm not a nanny."

Guobulo Yinsmeier silently prepared some food, and without waiting for Wang Dengming to say anything, he carried the plate and walked upstairs.

"No matter whether there are ghosts in this villa or not, respecting a lady is the most basic etiquette, especially for such a noble and beautiful lady. I like her movies."

Wang Dengming and others were dumbfounded.

Detective: "What movies has she acted in? Is it a leading role or a supporting role?"

Several people present said they had never seen it.

Helene: "He is a passionate boxer. The wild bear is carrying delicious food to please the beauty. Sheriff, you should take some action. That woman is very casual."

Sfulan smiled and said: "He sometimes behaves like a knight. When he doesn't fight and sees a beautiful woman, he walks like a gentleman like just now. All he needs is a gentleman's evening suit. Where is the tuxedo?

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Helene: "Do you know anything about the Knights Hospitaller of St. John of Jerusalem, which later became known as the Knights of Lot?"

Detective: "I don't know much about it. I only remember what was taught in history classes at school - the Crusaders and so on."

"Very good. Then you don't know that Suleiman I expelled them from Rhodes in 1523, do you?"

Wang Dengming coughed.

Detective: "Ah, we're off topic."

"That's off topic. Don't show off your historical knowledge here. When it comes to history, Chinese history is the most glorious human treasure. Damn it, what are we doing?"

Helene: “We talk about ghosts and spiritual forces in a scientific way.”

"What nonsense, Detective, go up and take a look and make sure you didn't knock on the wrong door."

"Yes, boss, you are afraid that the boxer will act recklessly. I will go up and repair him."

A dozen minutes later, the detective went downstairs.

"They talked very happily, they were like paint and glue, and they respected each other like guests."

"I'm asking if you knocked on the wrong door."

Detective: "That's right, I'm sure."

"Then why did she say she didn't hear it?"

"There is only one explanation. She is still angry. When a volcano like Yellowstone Park erupts, that woman's temper is difficult to control. How about handcuffing her for one night and she will be calm."

Helene stood up with her gun in hand: "Pirate, you are stupider than a donkey."

She walked towards the stairs and made a face at Wang Dengming.

Sifulan: "Chief, the forensic doctors in your police station are so in-depth. No wonder everyone calls you the ghost police."

"Shut up, I'll leave the flouring to you and Aedo Steiner, and get Goblo Insmeier out of here. I didn't invite him here to pick up girls, but to do work."

"Copy that, Sheriff, I'll get him down and give him two more punches. He broke the rules."

Shi Fulan quickly carried out Wang Dengming's order and asked Guobro Insmeier to sprinkle flour, and the detective pointed out where they should sprinkle the flour.

Xi Feng Ma Yinxue ran down again angrily.

"Officer Wang, why do you use violence to interrupt my conversation with others? Am I a prisoner? Am I a prisoner?"

Her aura is very fierce.

Wang Dengming stood up slowly.

She became nervous and protected her chest: "Get out of here, don't even think about searching me!"

Wang Dengming picked up a piece of cake.

"You should eat something. If a ghost appears, how will you escape if you don't have the strength?"

Xi Feng Ma Yinxue was stunned for a long time, then came to the coffee table and started eating.

Wang Dengming sneered: "You eat the leftovers so enthusiastically, you deserve it."