life as a police officer in america
Chapter 290 Chinese Humor
Everyone laughed for a while, and Satsuma circled around Master Qin and teased: "Lovely and respected powerful alien, if you are not a devil, if the real devil comes out, can you catch the devil?"
Qin Huai immediately raised his chest, his eyes serious and proud.
Garcia shook his head: "I personally think that if Master Qin can catch an aggressive rooster, he has exceeded the task. Guys, what do you think?"
Akiro and Satsuma burst into laughter and applauded vigorously. Needless to say, they agreed very much. Wang Dengming didn't know how to express his position.
The priest also laughed and said: "Chief Wang, do you think Mr. Qin can really catch demons and ghosts? What will he use to catch them? Traps, tools, magic weapons, or sacred weapons. It seems that he has nothing in his hands."
"
Satsuma continued: "Master, everyone in this town says that you are a deceitful wizard, a fake wizard from the East. Do you think your comments about them require you to post a clarifying tweet on Facebook or Twitter?
Beau, how do you reply, say, oh, shit! Or, fake! Or, I'm a liar and I'm just here to take your money? You stupid fools."
Wang Dengming coughed a few times.
Satsuma realized that he had gone too far and coughed a few words: "I was just making a little joke with you, Master. You told me last time that I had a big fortune falling from the sky recently. Until now, let alone the big fortune, even
I didn’t see Mao Yuyu either, Mao Mao Yu, you understand, please forgive me, Mr. Master.”
Qin Huai was helpless, or he was infinitely generous, smiling and showing his rabbit teeth.
Finally, he said: "Dear Mr. Inspector, after the devil comes out, he likes to find a host. Believe me, the devil will definitely find you. It is in your body and hidden in your heart. He will be in your body."
It will take root in your heart, ingest your blood, erode your soul, and corrode your body. Wait and see, you will be worse than dead. When you die, the devil will break out of the cocoon.
When you go out, remember that it is forty-nine days, forty-nine."
"Are you scaring me?"
"I'm not trying to scare you. The witchcraft of the East is not something you, an ignorant, disrespectful and unbelieving person, can understand. The profoundness of it is a hundred times more difficult than running for president. You will regret what you just said. Just wait and see.
When the devil comes to find you, please don't call me master, just call me alien."
Helene smiled and asked: "Why?"
"The master is for catching monsters, and the aliens are for watching. That's the difference. Just wait and see, Inspector Satsuma."
The pastor asked: "Master Qin, why is it forty-nine days?"
"Secrets must not be revealed."
"It seems very profound. Can you explain it?"
Wang Dengming explained for Master Qin: "What he means is that some non-specific secrets, mysterious secrets, and supernatural secrets cannot be told casually. If you tell them, you will be punished by God, which can range from physical harm to serious injuries.
Go to hell, eighteen levels of hell, and enjoy the most horrific tortures, such as burning, hanging, and burning..."
"Chief, please stop!"
"Okay, Priest, this sounds scary, but what I'm telling you is the truth. Many demon hunters have tragic endings because they leaked some non-specific secrets. So, please understand Master Qin."
Satsuma glanced around and said with a smile: "Liar!"
Qin Huai: "You saw the priest's condition with your own eyes, Detective. It was a prelude to the devil coming out. It's not scary. I'm serious."
Summer chuckled: "Can you scare me? It's Garcia who wants to enter the priest's bedroom. Helene, don't talk nonsense."
Qin Huai smiled profoundly, and his rabbit teeth became even whiter: "Really?"
Garcia gave a rare smile and said: "Chief, I think this is unfair. Since the detective and the master have formed a bet, we are all witnesses. Helene and I have no connection with their bet. Therefore,
I think.....'
When he said this, he looked at Satsuma.
Summer immediately said: "You idiot, the Sheriff created such a good opportunity for you and Helene, and you didn't seize it?"
Wang Dengming immediately applauded: "Garcia is right, Satsuma, I think it's more appropriate for you to go to the priest's bedroom and wait for the devil to come out. Be more democratic. If you agree, please raise your hands!"
The police chief himself raised his hand, Qin Huai was second, Aquiro hesitated and raised his hand with a wicked smile, Garcia followed, Helene also raised her hand, and finally the priest also raised his hand.
Wang Dengming smiled and said: "It was passed unanimously, without objection. Congratulations to Inspector Satsuma, you successfully accepted a difficult task. I wish you good luck."
The matter was settled like that, Aqiro walked to Satsuma: "Poor child, being a long-tongued woman depends on the occasion, eh..."
The priest made a sign of the cross on his chest and said to Satsuma: "Please, Inspector Satsuma, do you need a bath? I will take you to bathe. The priest has mysophobia and the room must be very clean. He cannot tolerate any odor in the room."
, there are still unclean places, his room has always been spotless, can you understand? "
Satsuma muttered: "Of course, can I sleep in the priest's bed?"
"Yes, but the blanket and quilt you slept on will be thrown away tomorrow."
"Okay, okay, that's it, that's it, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid of any demons!"
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