life as a police officer in america

He is a good bastard policeman. This is Sensi's final conclusion about himself. It doesn't matter. If he is a bastard, he can be a bastard. If he is not a bastard, he will not mess around like this with Sensi.

When the police chief returned to the police station with a middle-aged woman and a child, everyone wondered why the police chief brought two women and a child back to the police station so early in the morning. Needless to say, Sensi, everyone knew him.

The troublesome woman, the vehicle could no longer move. Wang Dengming called a tow truck. Coincidentally, this woman looked very attractive. Satsuma was indignant. Damn it, how did this damn Chinaman detain our country?

The woman's child is already so big.

At noon, Xiao Minzi came to the office and asked: "Chief, is Butcher Gordon Bu really injured? I think he can eat and sleep, and is as healthy as a cow."

Wang Dengming smiled and said: 'He is a very bad bull, understand?"

Xiao Minzi shook his head: "I don't understand, Sheriff, he said it was our Chinese medicine that made him recover quickly, right?"

"Yes, that's for sure. It's strange, why do you care about the slaughter of Gordon Bu?"

"No, Sheriff, he said about me, saying that I am getting more and more beautiful as I grow."

The police sergeant immediately said: "This is a dangerous signal. Stay away from him, that's not a good thing!"

Xiao Minzi pursed her lips and smiled: "He is not a good guy, but the Sheriff still trusts him so much?"

Chief Wang looked at Xiao Minzi: "How do you know I trust him so much?"

Xiao Minzi smiled slyly: "I've seen it all, he's not a good guy, so where is the police chief?"

"I'm a bad ass good cop."

Xiao Minzi smiled, stopped talking to the arrogant police chief, and went about his business.

In the afternoon, Wang Dengming went to the church to visit Father Mohan. The priest had moved back to the church. Ever since Wang Dengming shot the huge weasel, there were miraculously fewer weasels in the town. Call the police.

The number of complaint calls has been greatly reduced, which makes the police in the police station very happy. It turns out that to catch the thief, we must first catch the king. To eliminate the weasel, we must first kill the king of the weasel.

But Archiro said that it was a female weasel and should be called Queen.

Why did this guy say it was a female? Wang Dengming didn't bother to investigate, and just laughed secretly that he was scared to death in the church. Of course, Akiluo refused to admit this matter to death, and went back on his word, saying that Satsuma was scared to death.

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In front of Xu Xinxuan, he pretended to be a hero, saying that he had saved Inspector Satsuma. If it hadn't been for him, the Inspector would not only have been scared to pee, but also scared to shit.

Wang Dengming didn't even have the strength to shake his head. He had seen shameless people, but he had never seen such shameless people. He had never seen anyone so shameless. He had never seen anyone so shameless.

Putting aside the church matters for the time being, the police officers at the police station drew inferences. Since catching the leader of the weasels can make the weasels retreat quietly, by the same token, can catching the big crows make the crows go away?

This is a shameless plan like a fairy tale, and it was unanimously approved by the small town police. The reward: whoever can find a huge crow weighing no less than ten kilograms will be rewarded with a reward of ten thousand US dollars!

The people in the town had a joke after dinner. The policemen in the police station were all fucking crazy. No wonder they were called ghost police. None of them did anything serious. They were all idiots and idiots. They were all just idiots who could only cheat their wages.

Of course, except for Wang Dengming, he is a foreign policeman, so he can't squeeze people like that. If he wants to squeeze people, do it quietly and pay attention to the international image. They are people from the Rabbit Country. The methods that should be squeezed have already been finished. They want to get some.

Innovate with fresh stuff.

The most creative person is none other than Sophia, the gold medal host of FM116 channel.

Sophia has become a lot more honest since she was given a perfect KO by Chief Prosecutor Feng Ge Lilong. His new show in the town has also been suspended for a while, but since Feng Ge Lilong left, she has become more energetic again.

The roadside news is constantly catching up with rumors, especially the story about Feng Ge Lilong and Wang Dengming. Wang Dengming wanted to complain several times, but think about it, good men don't fight with women, Mohist thought tells us

, the prime minister’s belly must be able to support a sampan.

But this time, Wang Dengming really couldn't bear it anymore!

The giant weasel incident had a huge impact in the town, and everyone was talking about it.

According to the account of the police officers, they only eliminated the weasel disaster in the town after injuring a very large weasel. So, such a large weasel appeared. It is impossible for such a species to exist in the United States. Since

If there is no such thing in the United States, is it possible that it will appear in China? Yes, there must be. Sophia continued to analyze based on her logic. So, since there is such a possibility and it appears on the soil of the United States, there is only one possibility.

It is impossible for a weasel to swim across the Pacific Ocean to the United States on its own, so how did it reach the United States, and even more amazingly, how did it reach the town of Gumen, Alaska?

It was a very correct reasoning. Someone brought it to the town. So who brought the perverted weasel here? Sophia listed several Chinese people in the town. Finally, she used the elimination method to eliminate the others.

Several people targeted Wang Dengming and said that only Chief Wang was the most suspicious person. She said that if someone else had brought him in, given Chief Wang's conscientiousness, might, wisdom, decisiveness and wit, and his superhuman ability to act,

It's impossible not to catch that weasel.

To be honest, Wang Dengming really wanted to punch her in the nose or kick her into a manure pit, but, the emphasis was on but, she praised Wang Dengming: he was responsible and dedicated, mighty and wise, decisive and resourceful,

Action Superman, with so many words of praise, it was difficult for Chief Wang to lower his face and go to trouble Sophia.

Immediately afterwards, Sophia took the next step and analyzed it again.

She analyzed that it is not two nights in one night, but a week in a row. Like a TV series, it always whets the audience's appetite. How you whet the audience's appetite is your host's business. You can't just show it endlessly like a TV series.

Gone.

Just last night, after five days of continuous argumentation and reasoning, Sophia came to the shocking conclusion that the weasel was secretly kept as a pet by Wang Dengming. What was the purpose? The purpose was to let Chinese weasels engulf native American species. Why?

Appropriate local species, please listen to the next episode. The next episode, that is, at 9:30 tonight, this is what Xu Xinxuan told Wang Dengming, asking if you are in conflict with Sophia.

Wang Dengming said, Fengge Lilong has my seed in his belly, so it is normal for him to have sex with me.

Xu Xinxuan laughed on the phone.

Do you have to stop Sophia tonight? Wang Dengming is afraid that she will go to Mars with her talk.

At half past nine, Wang Dengming turned on the radio. Senxi never stopped listening to the radio. In the past few days, he had been listening to Sophia blowing water, and sometimes he laughed happily.

However, after 9:30, the program stopped playing.

It's strange why it was stopped. Well, her talent was exhausted and Sophia couldn't tell her lies.

Deserve it!

The call came, from Sophia, saying: "Chief, I sincerely invite you to participate in our program. I have been saying this for so many days and I am very tired. It is time for you to explain to the audience in person.

Explain, how to explain?

If Fengge Lilong was here, he would definitely show her off and perform the full martial arts show again. Unfortunately, Fengge Lilong was not there. If Fengge Lilong was here, Wang Dengming would not dare to let her go. She is Wang Dengming's rare treasure now.

Wang Dengming felt guilty when he thought of Feng Ge Li Long. They were pregnant with your child, but you couldn't do anything. You didn't even spend a day with them.

Sofia couldn't hear Wang Dengming's voice on the phone, yelling "Hello, hello, hello, hello," so Wang Dengming cut off the phone.

The town's newfound program begins immediately.

"Gentlemen and ladies, dear listeners, I have just interviewed Sheriff Wang, the main client of Super Weasel. I hope he will come to participate in our program, but he dare not come. He has stage fright. What does that mean?

Chief Wang brought Chief Wang to come to Alaska to work as a police officer. His motives are not simple, not simple at all. I strongly urge Chief Wang to participate in our program. I also strongly hope that we can catch that super dog.

Weasel, bounty, I pay one dollar..."

"crazy!"

Senxi's smile showed wrinkles, and she said: "She must be taking revenge on you, for sure."

Wang Dengming: "Should I arrest her?"

"Arresting her will make her happier. In this way, her show will become more popular. Don't fall into the trap."

Suddenly, Sophia's frightened screams and calls for help came from the radio, followed by the sound of tables and stools falling to the ground...

Program interrupted!

What happened? Wang Dengming immediately wanted to go to the radio station, but Senxi pulled him: "You didn't even receive the police call, don't you want to stay with me?"

That's right, I didn't even receive a call from the police.

Ten minutes later, Garcia called: 'Sir, something happened at the radio station. A python appeared on the radio station, and the host Sofia fainted from fright."

Python, Wang Dengming immediately thought of Qin Huai.

He dialed Qin Huai's number: "A python appeared on the radio, was it you who did it?"

Qin Huai was confused: "Why should I go to the radio station?"

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