life as a police officer in america
Chapter 4 Let me poke
Of course, Jones-Medy would not believe Wang Dengming's words, but this thing suddenly burst into laughter, laughing uncontrollably as if it had inhaled laughing gas, and she couldn't figure it out.
Wang Dengming got up and went to bed as if nothing had happened. Jones-Medy was very curious and didn't leave. She wanted to see how long this man would laugh.
Slowly, as time passed, the man inside was still laughing wildly. Two hours later, the suspect's face began to turn red, white, and blue, and finally, he began to roll his eyes...
Jones Medi was frightened and hurriedly knocked on Wang Dengming's door.
Wang Dengming yawned and said lightly: "What's the matter?"
"Butcher Gordon clothed him, he..."
"He can't die. I stayed up late last night and haven't woken up yet. If you call me again at half past six, remember, don't disturb me until then."
After Wang Dengming said that, he closed the door with a bang and went to sleep again.
Jones Medi uneasily went to the holding room to stare at him again, and asked him if he wanted to drink water. Little did he know that Butcher Gordon Bu wanted to speak, but he couldn't. He kept laughing until he couldn't breathe, and his lips were blue from laughter.
black.
Jones Medi looked at her watch. It was now three-thirty, and there were still three hours until six-thirty. She was really afraid that this giant would not be able to withstand it. Finally, at six-thirty, Jones Medi called Wang Dengming like flying.
Awake.
"Chief, hurry up, the prisoner seems to be dying. He can't breathe and is in danger of suffocation."
"What a fuss, you laugh all afternoon and see if you suffocate?"
After a while, Wang Dengming entered the holding room and poked the butcher Gordon Bu in the chest. He stopped laughing immediately, but collapsed on the ground, panting like an old cow.
After five minutes, the guy finally regained his breath. Wang Dengming squatted down again and asked with a smile: "Sir, do you know why you were imprisoned?"
As soon as the butcher Gordon Bu came to his senses, a pair of bull's eyes flashed fiercely, and he cursed: "Son of a bitch, remember, this matter is not over yet!"
Wang Dengming shook his head with a sigh, and poked his ribs with his finger. Suddenly, the guy burst into tears, bursting into tears! Tears and runny nose came all at once, without any warning.
Jones-Medy was frightened and quickly asked: "Sheriff, what did you do to him?"
"It's nothing. This is a man who has a very good understanding of life. His understanding of life has gone a step further. He has already realized it, so he is repenting of his life. It's okay. Let him vent. I'm going to Taqimuge Town tonight.
, go do something, and the police station will be left to you."
"But, he is crying!"
"Crying a little is good for your health. I'll be back tomorrow morning. It's not bad to cry. Don't worry."
That night, Jones-Medy couldn't sleep. The crying person was crying like ghosts and wolves, earth-shattering, resentful and shrill. In short, Jones-Medy had never heard such a terrifying cry for such a long time!
She was eagerly looking forward to the police chief's return as soon as possible. If he didn't come back, she couldn't bear it anymore.
Thank God, Wang Dengming came back early the next morning.
"God, Sheriff, Sheriff, you are finally back, then, that idiot is almost out of breath!"
Wang Dengming raised the corner of his mouth and walked into the detention room.
Jones Medi didn't look at Tu Gebu, but stared at Wang Dengming's right index finger. However, Wang Dengming didn't use his finger this time, and patted Tu Gebu on the back. Tu Gebu stopped crying immediately.
Instead, he looked at Wang Dengming stupidly, with deep fear in his eyes.
"gentlemen?"
"Give me water, I want water, I want water."
Jones-Medy then hurriedly poured him a large glass of water.
After Tudongbu drank it in one gulp, he touched his chest and kept panting. He looked like a man who couldn't run a marathon but struggled to get to the finish line. He was miserable.
Wang Dengming still asked kindly: "Sir, do you know why I..."
"I know, I know, I was wrong, Mr. Sheriff, Mr. Sheriff, please forgive me for once..."
Wang Dengming nodded and said to Jones Medi: "He has finally understood life. It is gratifying and worthy of celebration."
"Mr. Sheriff, I won't do it next time. I won't dare to do it again. Please give me a chance..."
The pitiful look of Butcher Gordon Bu was completely different from the one he had yesterday. Jones Medi could hardly believe his eyes. God, please forgive me for my doubts.
"You have to ask Constable Jones Medi about this. If she agrees, I will let you go."
Butcher Gordon had a grimace on his face and turned to Jones Medi: "Chief Jones Medi, I, I, I...'
"Chief, tell him to get lost, I don't want to see him look like this!"
Wang Dengming then asked Tu Tianbu to come to his office, and signed a confession. After asking him to sign it, he made a gesture of invitation with a smile and sent it to the door. Seeing that his collar was wrinkled, he was ready to get it done for him.
After a while, the butcher Gordon Bu jumped up as if he was electrocuted, screaming like a woman: "No! No no! Don't touch me, don't touch me!"
After saying that, he staggered and desperately escaped from the police station.
When Jones Medi saw this, he laughed hahaha.
After Tu Tianbu left, Jones Medi walked to Wang Dengming's desk and said: "Sheriff, can you tell me what you did to this villain? He laughed for a while and cried for a while. It was magic and witchcraft.
, or witchcraft?”
"Magic, witchcraft, sorcery? Your imagination is so rich that I can't understand it even if I tell you. Our culture is so vast and profound that I can't explain it to you at once."
Jones Medi was even more interested and begged: "Chief, tell me, what method did you use to make him laugh so cruelly and cry so cruelly? Tell me, in the future, I will do the same to him."
It would save the criminal more trouble if he just clicks like that."
Wang Dengming took a sip of coffee, put down the cup, and said, "Okay, have you heard of acupuncture points?"
"I seem to have heard of acupuncture points, but I never believe in the so-called acupoints. They are all made up by you Chinese people."
"Then there's nothing to say."
"No, I think you must have used witchcraft to do that. I believe it is witchcraft! You are a policeman who knows witchcraft. I want to learn witchcraft!"
Wang Dengming was speechless and could only say: "Okay, sorcery, just sorcery. You can't learn this kind of sorcery."
"You look down on others again, I can learn from you!"
Wang Dengming declared again: "This is not witchcraft, understand. This is called acupuncture. Even if you tell me, you don't understand."
"Digging points, you mean there are any nests on people's bodies that can be tapped?"
Wang Dengming was serious at first. After hearing this, he couldn't help but laugh and said: "Jones Medi, I really can't explain it to you. Otherwise, you can give it a try."
"Really, okay, I want to try it!"
"Really coming?"
"Come on!"
Seeing Jones Medi's serious look, Wang Dengming had no choice but to stand up, ask her to raise her hands, and poked her under the armpits. Immediately, Jones Medi burst into laughter.
Wang Dengming also smiled and said, "This time, I believe it."
Jones-Medy nodded desperately, signaling to stop immediately.
Wang Dengming then went to relieve the acupoint. Suddenly, he forgot that the location of the acupuncture was in the chest, where the waves were, so he had to say: "Well, cough, cough, cough, I didn't mean it, please forgive me."
After he finished speaking, he lightly nodded towards the towering place, and Jones Medi immediately stopped laughing.
She stared at Wang Dengming, not saying anything, just staring.
"You said it yourself, I didn't force you to do that. You can't do that."
Jones Medi's face was a little red, and he turned his back a little embarrassed at first, then turned around and said in a firm tone: "Chief, I'm sorry, before I came here, I heard that you are a Chinese police chief, and I have a problem with it.
, now, I have no objections, now I want to learn this magical enemy-defying trick of yours!"
Wang Dengming snorted and said: "Forget it, you will never learn it in your life, that's it. By the way, there is something that I need to leave to deal with. The Sadalin couple at No. 18 Lincoln Street had a quarrel.
Two days ago, his wife called the police, saying that Sadalin beat her. You go and check the situation to see if they have reconciled, but you must not kill anyone."
"Sheriff..."
"Why are you standing there in a daze? Go ahead. You are a policewoman and can communicate with them better. Go ahead. This is your first errand in town. Don't screw it up, beauty."
"Okay, Sheriff!"
Jones Medi left unhappily. Wang Dengming sat on the office chair, looked at his right index finger, and burst into laughter after a while.
Less than half an hour later, Jones-Medy returned.
"Why did you come back?"
"There's no need to mediate, those two are walking hand in hand in the supermarket!"
"No, can they reconcile so quickly?"
"Yes, Sheriff, I saw it with my own eyes, and I saw it right. Sheriff, tell me, tell me your magical tricks, and teach me."
Wang Dengming was about to say something when Jones-Medy stretched out her hand that had been behind her back and found a can of coffee in her hand.
"What?"
"Coffee, for you, Nescafe."
"You are bribing me."
"No, Mr. Wang Dengming, Sheriff Deng, it's just a can of coffee. I know that as long as it doesn't exceed 25 US dollars, it won't be suspected of bribery."
"It seems that you know these things very well. Okay, I'll accept it, but you really can't learn my tricks."
"I don't believe it! When I was in the police academy, I was among the best in arrests, criminal investigation, tracking, psychology, etc. I caught robbers when I was in school. I was the top student of our school, the honor of our school, and the mayor.
Everyone has met me, and I believe that as long as I want to learn, there is nothing I can’t learn.”
"I understand what you mean. You talked a lot about it, just because you want to learn some acupoints, but you really can't do it. Why are you so stubborn?"
"Mr. Sheriff, because I am like a matador. The more difficult it is, the more I challenge. There is no 'no' in my life. This is my motto! Dear Mr. Sheriff, what is your motto?"
"
Wang Dengming also widened his eyes, matador? It doesn’t look like him at first glance.
"Chief, you haven't answered me yet."
"Well, dear Miss Jones-Medy, my motto is that I will never, ever accept a girl as a student, okay?"
"Understood, I have another motto, forget it, don't say it anymore, I'll make you coffee, I see you like drinking coffee."
"No, you are wrong. In fact, I don't like drinking coffee. That's because I ran out of tea and couldn't buy good tea in the town, so I just drank coffee."
"Oh, that's it. The coffee I brewed is very good. You can try it. Maybe you will forget your tea, Mr. Sheriff."
"Yeah, let me try."
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