life as a police officer in america

"Some of your consultant's unfounded and seriously disconnected assumptions will make people feel very frightened. I believe that Ms. Sensi is not suitable to continue to serve as the honorary consultant of the Alaska Meng Town Police Department."

"Yes, boss, fire her immediately!"

Helene: "I strongly object, what is the crime?"

"The crime is: talking nonsense!"

The door of the house suddenly opened, and Azares ran in from the outside.

"Tour guide, when did you go out?"

"Morning, everyone is here...I got up before you guys got up."

"There's a storm blowing outside."

Wang Dengming couldn't figure out what this guy was doing when he got up so early.

"The storm is nothing, it is the best baptism for a warrior. After so many years, although I have been determined to fight, I finally regained the passion to fight the waves. When I was in the reconnaissance team..."

This fellow Taoist seemed to be still immersed in last night's scene. He and the female captain swam ashore side by side, leaving the two stupid American policemen far behind.

This is a disguised form of prideful ridicule.

The detective's face was so angry that after landing, he spit out so many liters of seawater from his lungs that even the senior tour guide saw it.

"Why don't you see Captain Espresso? Her swimming skills are really enviable, much better than some men."

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the detective intentionally.

"What are you looking at?!"

"Mr. Detective, did I look at you? There is a mosquito behind you, a black mosquito that cannot swim."

Wang Dengming: "Guide Asa, your most correct job now is to cook breakfast for us instead of asking where the captain is?"

"Well, officer, it is my lifelong honor to serve you. I will prepare your breakfast. What do you want to eat? As long as I can make it, I will be satisfied."

The detective had just been ridiculed by this thing and said angrily: "Meat, your meat, can you be satisfied?"

Unexpectedly, the tour guide hesitated for only three seconds and said with a smile: "Okay, Detective, please wait a moment, if you dare to eat."

"If you dare to do it, I dare to eat it."

Wang Dengming also said: "If you can make it, I dare to eat it. We can all be primitive Caribbean people for once, and our trip to Witch Island is not in vain."

"Okay, no problem, but..."

"Not short of money, no way!"

"Okay, each person will give me three thousand dollars. If they don't want to eat, each person will give me six thousand dollars."

Azares ran out of the house again. He returned shortly after and ran into the kitchen chattering.

Helene smiled and said: "I feel like a drowned rat. What does the tour guide want to do?"

"He wants you to eat his ass."

"Go to hell, pirate!"

Breakfast was served. Azares' left hand was wrapped in gauze, and there was blood on the gauze.

There were several things on the plates of Wang Dengming and the detective, black bread, mashed potatoes, coffee...and fingers, one for each person, and the cooking method, half-cooked Chinese braised.

Even the nail caps of the fingers were not removed.

Senxi stared at the thing on Wang Dengming's plate. Helene didn't seem to believe that it was a real finger.

"The finger on the officer's plate is my index finger, and the finger on the detective's plate is of course my middle finger! Try it, it's fresh and hot, it's hot out of the oven, try it."

Wang Dengming: "It's so similar. How did you do it? What was it made of? It looks like the real thing."

"Officer, the material is genuine. These are my fingers. If they are fake, they can be replaced for three thousand dollars each."

The detective cursed: "Shit, shit!"

"Then just eat it. If you don't dare to eat it, you are pedo (Mexican curse word: fart)"

The detective would never believe that this tour guide dared to cut off his own fingers for breakfast. His bandaged left palm was definitely fake, but the fingers on the wooden plate were too real.

"Eat, what are you waiting for? It's so delicious that you won't be able to eat it in your lifetime."

Sensi encouraged: "Pirate, these are not fingers. They are made of flour. Maybe the radish was fried after being coated with some powder. Eat it!"

The detective crossed his fingers with a fork, took a bite into his mouth, and spit it out immediately.

"Damn, it's a real finger!"

Helene used a fork to pick up the piece on Wang Dengming's plate, found a glass of water, put it in and washed it, then held it in front of her eyes to identify it carefully.

"Oh, really, Sheriff."

The detective covered his mouth and ran to the bathroom to vomit.

Wang Dengming almost dropped his jaw in shock.

"Oh my god, oh my god, you fucking...you..."

Senxi was also frightened and stunned.

Helene looked at Azares' right fingers and said, "The fingers are too short and too thick. The tour guide's fingers are not like that. You are cheating!"

Wang Dengming grabbed this guy's hand and couldn't help but pull the gauze apart in a few seconds. His hand was intact.

"what happened?"

"Give me money first, give me money."

"Give it to your sister! Damn, what's going on!

Say it quickly! If I don’t tell you, I’ll kill you!”

The tour guide was frightened by Wang Dengming's severity and hurriedly said: "Okay, let me tell you, when it was almost dawn, I heard someone crying outside. I thought someone was in danger. When I went out, I found that there was

A reckless guy actually tried to steal a neighbor's lamb during a hurricane, and was caught chopping off his fingers... The detective also said he wanted to eat my flesh, so I went to pick up the discarded fingers.

..."

When the detective came out of the bathroom, Sensi couldn't help but run in.

The detective who learned the truth was so angry that he wanted to get a gun.

Azares realized something was wrong and ran into the kitchen and locked the door.

"This damn bastard!"

No one could eat the breakfast, and it was all thrown into the trash can.

The storm subsided three hours later, and the female captain walked out of the room.

"Police Officer Wang..."

"Let's go, I hope they're okay."

They were about to set off, but at the door of the house, the priest held an umbrella and two people blocked the door.

"Father Louis, what are you doing?"

The detective saw the owner of the fishing boat he was on last night, and he said something to Wang Dengming.

I understand, they are here to ask for an explanation. It was agreed that if the fishing boat sinks, a new boat will be given to them.

"Tell me how much it is, I'm pressed for time."

The priest may not have expected Wang Dengming to be so cheerful, and said with a smile: "Mr. Police Officer, this was not my original intention. I thought this matter would not go well. Black Scar Hux came to me and asked me to be a witness.

Black Scar Hux, tell me, how much compensation do you plan to ask the police officer for?"

The captain chirped a few words.

Azares stood next to Wang Dengming. After hearing this, he cursed: "It's very exciting. It actually costs half a million US dollars!"

Wang Dengming almost jumped up.

"Just a broken ship costs half a million dollars?"

The priest waited for Wang Dengming's people to finish protesting, and then said, "This is why I came to mediate."

Wang Dengming: "Father, please tell me, how much compensation is appropriate for his ship?"

"How much compensation are you willing to pay?"

Wang Dengming wanted to punch and kick the guy a few times as he opened his mouth like a lion.

But this is Witch Island.

The female captain said: "The price of a new ship like that is about 150,000 US dollars, which is a fair price. As the captain of the Whitestern, I am qualified to say so."

The priest spoke to the ship owner in words that Wang Dengming could not understand.

Although the man was not very happy, he still agreed, but he wanted cash, and he would only agree if it was cash.

Wang Dengming had no choice but to admit defeat.

The cash on the detective's possession, plus the money Helene received this time, were all lent to Wang Dengming. It was a loan, not a gift.

The boat owner took the money and left, and the priest left with satisfaction. Wang Dengming said seriously: "Everyone, we are a team, a group, based on the principle of making money together and taking risks together..."

As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Helene said: "Chief, that's the money I lent you. This is the receipt. It was written by you. It has legal effect. Don't think about cheating, otherwise I have the right to sue you."

The detective also waved the IOU in his hand: "It does not include interest."

Senxi covered her mouth and burst out laughing, coughing until her face turned red.

"You are so cruel! Captain Espresso, let's go!"

The two came to the cliff they climbed yesterday.

"God, the ship is still there, it has not sunk, the hull has not tilted, and the waterline of the ship is normal..."

The female captain cried happily.

Wang Dengming is also happy.

"They should have closed the vents themselves. As I said, they are not a simple group of people. They are much smarter than your crew. I am miserable. I am assisting in the fucking investigation. Who the hell asked me to assist in the investigation?"

, I lost a lot of money, fuck!”

The female captain was so frightened by Wang Dengming's foul language that she retracted her tears.

"Sorry, I was stimulated. I was strongly stimulated!"