Life in a quiet village in Xianshan
Chapter 684 A tiger gives birth to a child?
When Gu Siwei saw the tiger, he couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded.
He knew this tiger. It was the one he threw into the space when he led the villagers to hunt wild boars. It was also the tiger that Gu Siwei later took back to the nest to save the cub.
At this moment, this tiger is standing on the edge of the trail. A tiger is facing a group of people in front of it, but it does not seem to be afraid now, but looks at everyone with a calm face.
Seeing Gu Siwei coming over, Tiger roared softly.
Before he could figure out what was going on, suddenly, there was a sound from beside Gu Siwei.
"This is auspicious. The tiger gives birth to a child, which brings good luck!"
As soon as Gu Siwei heard about the good fortune, he wanted to hang out and have chicken dinner tonight, but unfortunately he didn't have any intention of joking now. He turned around and found that the person who spoke was none other than Guo Xiangping.
Tiger giving birth? !
Gu Siwei took a closer look and found that this was indeed the case. In front of the tiger, there was a little tiger lying in the grass. Because the color of the little tiger was a bit close to the grass, Gu Siwei did not notice the little tiger at first.
At this moment, Gu Siwei's position was not the closest to the tiger. The closest one was Tao Yisheng. At this moment, the old guy was acting calm. If Gu Siwei didn't know the essence of this guy, he would have been deceived by his appearance.
I saw this guy twirling his beard and looking at the tiger with a peaceful face, as if he didn't care about life or death.
Look how you installed this coin!
Gu Siwei muttered in his heart.
"The tiger gives birth to his son! It's really like this, what a blessing!"
A group of people didn't know why when they heard that the tiger had given birth to a child. They all seemed to have received chicken blood, as if they had really heard of such an auspicious event.
Gu Siwei didn't know whether it was good or bad. Lao Gu's first feeling at this moment was that Zhuangzi had another snack food after him. The little tiger in front of him didn't eat much now, but when he grew up, he could still eat it. Eat less?
Damn it, this tiger is too scheming!
Gu Siwei thought about it and thought that the tigress felt that she had too many children and she couldn't raise them, so she thought of giving them to Zhuangzi and letting the villagers raise her children for her.
Five babies were born at once. It is really difficult to raise a wild tiger! Don't even think about it.
"This is the mount of Grandpa Mountain God. Do you think it could be the last time Grandpa Mountain God appeared?"
Someone in the crowd made such a sound.
"Have your Zhuangzi and Grandpa the Mountain God appeared?"
There is no need to ask the person next to him. He must be from Lujiazhuang. If he is a soldier, he will definitely not say anything about Grandpa Mountain God, and his accent is not like this.
"That's for sure. Do you still remember the flood a few years ago?"
"Why don't you remember? Our fields have all been washed away. It's a good thing that my fields are high, otherwise we might have starved to death that year..."
"It was that time. We in Zhuangzi suffered a big disaster. Everyone was heartbroken. Who knew that when the rain stopped that morning and it was not going to be bright, our people in Zhuangzi discovered that the things that had been dumped in the ground were Most of the crops were back on their feet, though not all, but later produced more food than in good years.
At that time, two old people in our village saw Grandpa Mountain God, and everyone in our village heard the roar of the tiger...".
"He's talking about my grandfather!"
"And my uncle!".
Immediately two people jumped out to testify.
Gu Siwei felt a black line on his forehead when he heard this.
"Oh, there really is a mountain god grandpa!"
Gu Siwei glanced at the person who was speaking and felt that he looked ignorant. If he lived for a few more decades, he would definitely be deceived and sent to the Burmese area to get rid of his waist.
Some people said this, and said it had a nose and eyes. In addition, the tiger in front of them reacted too strangely. Even if they didn't believe it, everyone became a little suspicious.
What's more, everyone's general cultural level is not high. In the current situation, if there weren't so many people and there were many strangers, maybe some of them would want to kowtow to the tiger.
Ouch!
The tiger roared, and everyone looked at Tao Yisheng, who was loading coins in front of him.
But Gu Siwei knew that the tiger was coming for him, and Gu Siwei seemed to be able to sense something that had passed through the space.
It's like there is a special bond.
Of course, this kind of bond does not prevent Gu Siwei from eating meat such as pigs and sheep. He doesn’t think much about pigs and sheep in space. He has not evolved to the point where he thinks a pig can be cute, so pigs and sheep have no regard for old people. For Gu, perhaps the greatest value is to satisfy hunger.
Tao Yisheng looked at the tiger with an air of immortality.
"I know, I'll just try my best to feed it." Tao Yisheng's calm voice seemed to have a kind of magic power. When his voice sounded, no matter how small it was, it was enough to cover up the buzz from the crowd and pass through clearly. In everyone’s eardrums.
Load coins!
Gu Siwei felt very shameful and felt that this guy was indeed an old magician. Look at this, if he lives for a few more years, what will happen to those charlatans who fetch water from the air and catch snakes in their sleeves?
Old man, if you live longer, when the Internet rises, you will be able to recognize a bunch of celebrity godsons and entrepreneurial brothers. Hold on! Don't let the guy named Wang steal the spotlight!
Gu Siwei shouted in his heart.
In fact, Lao Gu didn't know that it wasn't Tao Yisheng's ability to bluff that he was ashamed of! It's that his coins were pretended by others, but others could pretend, but he couldn't!
Ouch, ouch!
The tiger lowered his head and licked his cub a few times, then looked at Tao Yisheng.
Everyone thought it was looking at Tao Yisheng, but only Lao Gu knew that the tiger was looking at him, and he was standing behind Tao Yisheng.
He can't jump out yet, because once he jumps out, it will be 10,000 times more troublesome to explain than it is now to shrink his head.
"Ouch, what a big tiger!"
Suddenly, a childish voice sounded from the crowd.
Hearing this voice, a black thread hung on Gu Siwei's forehead again, because the person speaking was his second son Zhong Lin, who was famous for being a naughty man and having weird ideas on his forehead.
"Second brother! We know this tiger."
There are more black lines on Gu Siwei's forehead, because this is his fourth son Zhongyi. He and Zhong Lin are the two generals of Hengha in Gu Siwei's eyes. They can't do good things, but one can do bad things, and two can do bad things. Five people.
"tiger!"
After the boy finished speaking, he threw something in front of the tiger, something about the thickness of a finger and about five or six centimeters long.
Zhongyi was about ten meters away from the tiger. If a child throws something from such a distance, it will land firmly next to the tiger. As long as the tiger lowers its head, it can eat it. You will know that this is normal for him. There is definitely no shortage of work to do.
Dried meat!
What Zhong Yi threw was dried meat. As for where the dried meat came from, Gu Siwei didn't want to ask. He would know when he got home later and saw if there was any meat hanging at home.
The tiger smelled the meat, lowered his head and swallowed the dried meat into his mouth. This bit of dried meat was not enough for the tiger to chew, so he swallowed it raw.
"tiger……!"
Before he finished speaking, Zhong Yi realized that his father was staring at him, so he swallowed the rest of his words back in his mouth.
He couldn't help but lean towards his second brother Zhong Lin.
Zhong Lin also noticed his father, and his originally straight body arched up in an instant.
The students are not out of class now, which means these two boys sneaked out. Why did Gu Siwei know? Looking around, there was not a single student. If they hadn't sneaked out to watch the fun, then they were haunted.
"Wait a minute, your mother...".
Before Gu Siwei could say anything, Hu Yanqiu had already arrived. When she saw her two boys squeezing their heads into the crowd, she said, "Stop hiding. Do you think I didn't see you?"
Hahaha!
"Mom, I have a little diarrhea." Zhong Lin immediately covered his stomach.
"Mom, I think I have some too!" Zhong Yi instantly understood what his second brother meant, and was about to use the Shit Escape Technique.
Hu Yanqiu couldn't see through this, so he grabbed the two people's arms with one hand and said, "Let's go, I'll watch you pull them out. If you can't pull them out today, see how I deal with you."
"Mom, I've grown up, I'm a man, you can't pull me out if you look at me." Zhong Lin is so smart, but it's a pity that he uses this thing against his own mother, he is not good at it!
Gu Siwei looked at the three women and walked out of the crowd, thinking: The tigress is here to deliver the baby, okay, my wife is here to catch the baby.
Turning around, Gu Siwei saw that Tao Yisheng had already walked towards the tigress.
Arriving next to the tigress, Tao Yisheng slowly squatted down. He did not look at the tigress, but instead focused on the cub in front of the tigress.
At this moment, everyone's spirits were raised in unison, and they were all worried about Tao Yisheng, fearing that the tigress would suddenly go crazy and tear Tao Yisheng into pieces.
But such a thing never happened. Even when Tao Yisheng held the cub in his arms, the tigress didn't make any attack move.
In the end, the tigress nuzzled her cub affectionately, then turned around and jumped out into the forest not far away. After a few tiger roars, she disappeared without a trace.
If Tao Yisheng hadn't been holding a little tiger in his hand, many people would have thought it was a dream.
The big tiger was gone, so the onlookers were no longer afraid. One by one, they came over and began to masturbate the little tiger. After a while, the little tiger was squealing.
"Okay, don't touch it. There is nothing in the little tiger's belly. Find something to feed it." Tao Yisheng is indeed an old mountaineer. He puts coins back into the coin, but he still has knowledge. He can tell the little tiger after touching it. Haven't eaten anything for a while.
"My sheep have just given birth and they have milk. I'll go and milk some for you."
Someone in the crowd responded immediately.
"It's the same with my sheep. There's too much milk and the lamb can't finish it. I'll milk some for you too."
In an instant, it seemed as if all the ewes in the village had given birth to babies and couldn't finish the milk. They were all screaming with enthusiasm. This made Gu Siwei wonder, why are the sheep in the village so well-nourished now?
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