Life is a Game
Chapter 131 Humans are not as good as pigs
After realizing that he actually likes cooking, Jiang Fengru was enlightened, just like a master stuck in a certain realm in martial arts novels and has not let go, or an expert in fantasy novels who is full of emotions but has no choice but to practice in the world. Once the magic is broken, the realm will naturally loosen, and subsequent breakthroughs will be natural and easy.
The above were all Jiang Feng's fantasies.
The bosses in other novels all have a state of mind that is not worthy of their own strength. Jiang Feng's own strength is at best not worthy of his state of mind. Besides, he only scored 66 points last semester, and his ideological awareness is not high.
But he has a high level of dreaming. He had a weird dream all night about the male protagonist fighting monsters and upgrading. When he woke up, he even felt a little unfinished. Wu Minqi is only five minutes away from the final summit.
Hey, wake up early!
Jiang Feng sighed deeply.
"Brother Feng, why are you sighing?" Wang Hao recently fell in love with a beautiful single elementary school girl from the foreign language department.
"I dreamed that I won the championship." Jiang Feng said.
"Dreams are always reversed."
"..."
Is it because you are fat, or is it that my husband can't hold a knife anymore?
After a simple wash, Jiang Feng went to the store to help out. Now that the Healthy Stir-fry Restaurant has started the business of Dezhou grilled chicken, the corresponding workload has also greatly increased.
When Jiang Feng arrived, Jiang Jiankang was already busy. Using his newly bought knives, he was full of energy when dealing with chickens. Wang Xiulian was outside clicking on the calculator to calculate how much more money he could make every day, and he was so happy.
"Xiaofeng, go cut carrots." Jiang Jiankang assigned the work.
"Why!"
I was busy from early in the morning until one o'clock at noon before having lunch. After lunch, everyone had a happy salty fish time. Ji Yue has been addicted to an online drama about the domineering president falling in love with me these days. She must watch it every day at noon. Follow the plot together Sometimes moved, sometimes nympho, sometimes nympho, sometimes nympho, sometimes nympho...
The recent plots are all nympho.
"Oh my god, this is too sweet!" Ji Yue made a nympho voice.
Jiang Feng: ...
It's so sweet that both of them are drenched while holding an umbrella. In the last episode, the male protagonist turned over and jumped down from a height of four or five meters and landed in a super handsome posture. What is the plot of this kind of sand sculpture? Where is the sweetness.
That's right, he was watching too, and he and Ji Yue watched the twelfth episode together.
The taste of this brainless sand sculpture drama is so damn sweet.
The male lead and the female lead had already hugged each other, and the next step was to tilt their heads, hold their faces and kiss and kill them. At this critical moment, Jiang Feng's phone rang.
"Pause, pause for a while," Jiang Feng said hurriedly.
"Hurry up." Ji Yue pressed the pause button.
"Hi, hello, is this Mr. Jiang Feng? I am a staff member of the Haowei Cooking Competition. Congratulations on advancing to the second round of the qualifiers. The second round will be held on the 23rd at 9 am the day after tomorrow. Address It is Shanshui Square, please arrive before 8:30, if you overtime, you will be considered as a waiver, if you lose your admission card, you can contact us at any time. Do you have any questions?" The staff girl asked sweetly.
"No."
"Okay, if you have any questions about the game these days, you can contact us at any time, and our calls will be answered 24 hours a day."
"OK, thanks."
"wish you a happy life."
Jiang Feng hung up the phone, and Ji Yue asked, "The organizer is calling?"
"Well, let me go to the competition the day after tomorrow. Hurry up and resume the broadcast. My grandpa will be here at 2:30. I can't finish watching this episode," Jiang Feng said.
Tens of seconds later, the male lead and the female lead kiss affectionately, the bgm sounds, the slow motion is elongated, and various special effects of soft light filter and beautification are fully activated.
"Oh my god, it's so sweet!" Ji Yue held her face and sighed.
Jiang Feng squinted at Ji Yue.
What's the matter, single dogs just like nympho.
In the next second, the heroine lowered her head in embarrassment, and quietly took the hero's hand, the sour smell of love seemed to overflow from the screen.
Jiang Feng: ...
Fuck, I really want a girlfriend like this.
Jiang Feng managed to read the latest update before the old man came, and obediently went to the back kitchen to practice after being stuffed with dog food.
After five o'clock, someone called to order a delivery order. For a large order of more than 1,000 yuan, it took more than half an hour to go back and forth by subway. The buyer was willing to add an extra delivery fee. Going to deliver food every month, the delivery fee will be shared equally between them. Only Wang Hao and Wang Xiulian were a bit overwhelmed. Jiang Feng, as the chef with the lowest status and the worst cooking skills, was assigned to help outside.
It's been a long time since I cleaned up the table. Jiang Feng's business is very rusty. As a result, many customers can't wait to take the initiative to wipe the table with a rag. After wiping their own, they can also wipe the next table by the way. Such a harmonious customer Relationships with merchants are rare these days.
Jiang Feng saw a person unexpectedly, Guo Mengting.
She was carrying a little girl with a small cartoon schoolbag, probably her daughter, with two small braids, holding her hand tightly.
"Say hello to uncle quickly, this uncle will cook for you later." Guo Mengting said.
"Hi brother, brother, I want to eat pine nut corn and sweet and sour pork ribs." The little girl said.
"Hey!" Jiang Feng immediately felt relieved, and went to the kitchen to place an order with a smile on his face.
Such a clever, sensible, obedient, beautiful, sensible, good-looking child, Jiang Feng not only told Jiang Jiankang to cook well, but also poured her a small cup of milk tea.
As soon as I went out, I heard Guo Mengting say to her daughter: "Today is your father's business trip and we went out to eat. This restaurant is opened by a friend my mother knows. It is very clean and hygienic, so we can come to eat. We eat at the roadside stall next to the school. Too much will cause stomach pain and diarrhea, you can’t steal this mother to eat, understand? Otherwise, mother will not bring you here to eat in the future, and you won’t eat the pine nut corn you want.”
The little girl nodded solemnly.
"Mom, Dad won't come back until the day after tomorrow, and I want to come here to eat tomorrow." The little girl said in a childish voice.
"Then you have to listen to your mother. My mother enrolled you in a composition tutoring class and a Mathematical Olympiad tutoring class on Sunday. There are many children who are the same age as you. You can make new friends, as long as you go to class obediently, mom tomorrow I will bring you here to eat at night." Guo Mengting said.
The little girl nodded.
Jiang Feng: ...
Boy, you never know what you've got to lose for a meal.
...
More than a day passed in a blink of an eye. On the night of the 22nd, Wang Hao's make-up exam results finally came out, 45, retake.
Wang Hao posted a series of crying faces in Space, Moments, and Weibo to express his grief.
It is said that Professor Li will teach "Signals and Systems" next year.
Jiang Feng originally wanted to comfort his poor roommate, but when he looked at the post bar, he found that "My roommate who took the pig's foot script" was still being updated an hour ago.
The plot has progressed to the point where the pig's feet show off their power in the audition and made scrambled eggs with golden tomatoes. The rich second-generation public judges burst into tears when they ate it. The enemy has already planned to get rid of him in a secret operation. The plot was full of climaxes, and many posters posted 666 to urge the host to update it quickly, and even some small websites came to advertise and asked if the host had any intention to move this article to their website.
Jiang Feng: ...
Wang Hao should have gone to a school with a major in editing and directing in the first place, and why did he come to a science and engineering school to study physics.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Wang Hao, who came back from a night run, pushed open the door of the dormitory with a sad face, sweating profusely, with a miserable tone, complaining like admiration, crying like complaining: "Brother Feng, I'm so miserable, I'm in next semester Professor Li taught me to retrain, why is my life so hard!"
Jiang Feng looked at him with a smile on his face.
"If I'm not mistaken, you updated this post half an hour after you posted it on Moments, right?"
Wang Hao: "..."
The windows were not closed, the door was open again, and the air was circulating. Although it was spring, the night was still a bit cool. A gust of cold wind blew past, and Wang Hao shivered.
"Oh, it's so cold. I'm going to take a shower first. There will be no hot water later." Wang Hao quickly changed the subject.
"It's impossible for tomato scrambled eggs to be coated with golden egg liquid, and it's impossible for tomatoes to turn golden. Where did you copy the metaphysical tomato scrambled eggs?" Jiang Feng said.
"Huh? I just rewrote the god-level golden egg fried rice casually. How could the hero of the gourmet show know the legendary god-level golden egg fried rice? Brother Feng, you are out of date after not reading novels for a long time." Wang Haodao, took his clothes and went to take a shower.
Jiang Feng: ...
The hero of a food novel I read recently is not as popular as a pig.
Still a pig that died in Chapter 43.
:)
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