Life is a Game

Jiang Feng was stunned when he first found out that his phone was blowing up.

He vaguely remembers that the last time his phone blew up was when he was just starting freshman year. At that time, he used the phone that accompanied him for three years in high school and was about to retire. He discussed with Comrade Wang Xiulian on WeChat which brand and which model to buy for a new phone. . The counselor sent a comrade in the QQ group, and a group of classmates replied. He was still an ignorant freshman at that time, and he didn't understand the importance of blocking class groups. When he saw other people replying, he also switched to QQ to reply. Then the phone freezes.

Later, Jiang Feng blocked the class group.

Chatting with classmates has to be in a small group, not a dormitory group.

After many years, Jiang Feng just wanted to say something when he experienced the feeling of the phone being stuck due to too many messages.

Mom, I want to change my phone!

It took dozens of seconds to restart the phone, and Jiang Feng finally clicked into WeChat successfully, and what came into view was a row of messages from his family.

Everyone's message prefix is ​​a two-digit number.

Just when Jiang Feng was about to click on the news of the first-ranked aunt, Jiang Zaide sent another message to push down his mother's news, and Jiang Feng took advantage of the opportunity to click on Brother De's news.

First came up with 8 incomprehensible emoticons.

Brother De: Brother, I heard that you made chickpeas today.

Brother De: I also heard that the chickpeas you made were praised by grandpa and third grandpa.

Brother De: Brother, you have just been discharged from the hospital not long ago. Don’t work too hard before your body has recovered. Chickpea flower is too difficult. You should cook it less in the future. You can cook it at any time. The most important thing is your body. .

De Ge: Our company happened to distribute some nutritional products some time ago. Recently, we have been busy working overtime every day and have no time to go home. I will bring them to you when I have a chance.

Seeing this, Jiang Feng's eyes became moist.

Sure enough, Brother De still cared about him, but he just mentioned Chick Douhua in passing, and the rest of his words were all concerned about him, showing concern between the lines.

Then Jiang Feng saw the next one, which was the one just posted.

Brother De: I thought about it, I don’t necessarily have time recently, and I don’t know why there are so many orders recently, I wish I could just sleep in the company every day. How about this, little brother, when you are here to make chickpea pudding, you tell me, the boss and I took two hours off to send it to you, and try your handicraft by the way.

Jiang Feng: ...

He silently replied to Jiang Zaide with an emoticon package that he didn't know what it meant, returned to the main interface and clicked on the news of the eldest aunt.

As Jiang Zaide's biological mother, the starting point of the eldest aunt is similar to that of Jiang Zaide.

Auntie: Xiaofeng, Auntie just watched the group news, congratulations to you for making chickpea flowers.

Auntie: Don’t tire yourself out. Auntie knows that learning how to cook is hard work. It must be hard work for you to make chickpea curds. Auntie has learned orange pie recently. I’ll give you the opportunity to make it you eat.

Auntie: By the way, your uncle also learned to make a new nutritious meal some time ago. Xiaofeng, you must also need it. I will ask your uncle to make a few more for you. You can eat it and see if you like it. Let your uncle give it to you every day.

Auntie: Auntie has already seen that the children in our family belong to Xiaofeng and you are the most upstanding. Unlike Dede in our family, being smart means being smart means that you don’t know how to do things. She has been learning cooking since she was a child, and she doesn’t want to learn cooking after two days. She is just out of tune.

Auntie: If you are free, talk to Dede more, let him learn more about your strengths, so as not to be out of tune all day, if Dede can learn a little bit of you, I will be satisfied.

Auntie: I am also learning to cook recently. I was helping your uncle at home two days ago. Even your uncle praised me for learning quickly. Gaiming, if you have time, Xiaofeng, you can come to sit at home, and the aunt will cook a table of delicious dishes for you, so that you can also taste the cooking skills of the aunt.

Seeing this, Jiang Feng was already at a loss, and even felt that his aunt's voice was already in his head.

Jiang Feng continued to look down. What the aunt told him was what he had learned recently, and he didn't mention chickpea flower at all, as if sending him so many messages on purpose was really just to tell him that he was practicing cooking recently. art.

until the last one -

Xiaofeng, if you want to make chickpea pudding next time, you can ask your aunt to help, and let your aunt practice. Don't be disgusted.

Jiang Feng: ...

As expected of an eldest aunt, a role model for the Jiang family, she is really tall!

Curious, Jiang Feng found the message from Jiang Jianguo and clicked on it.

Uncle: Xiaofeng, Uncle heard that you have been working hard in cooking recently. Uncle has learned a new recipe for a nutritious meal in a short period of time. Next time, uncle will prepare a few for you and send a few to you.

Jiang Feng: ...

As expected of a family, this routine is connected.

Jiang Feng clicked on other people's news one by one, and found that everyone's routines were basically the same. First, I used what I heard, I saw, you as the beginning of the topic, and then I cared about his body, praised him overtly and secretly, and then said some things that didn’t change the topic, and finally turned around and talked about chickpeas, and ended.

It's like someone trained in a training class, without the unrestrained and enthusiasm when he was boasting about the old man's rainbow skin.

But think about it, the old man has a high seniority, and everyone is a junior, so you can blow the rainbow fart of the elders, and you can be shameless. But Jiang Feng is different, he is a junior, everyone here is higher than him, no matter how bad he is, he is his brother, and he has to be a lot more reserved when blowing rainbow farts. Don't be blatant, be reserved, and still hold the pipa half-hidden. This kind of rainbow fart is a test of personal level and cultural accomplishment. Among them, the most outstanding one is Jiang Shoucheng, and the eldest aunt is willing to bow down.

Until Jiang Feng clicked on Jiang Junlian's message.

The Demon King of Confusion ①: Brother! ! ! ! ! ! !

Demon King No. ①: I heard from Sanbo that you made chickpea flowers! ! ! !

Confused Demon King ①: I want to eat too! ! ! ! !

Hunshimowang ①: Little brother, Juanqing and I are in a terrible situation. We both failed the final exams in mathematics and physics. Mom won’t let us go to Beiping and let us stay in city A to take supplementary classes. Our math supplementary teacher is so vicious and has a bald head. Every day we assign a lot of homework, Juan Qing did not finish the homework yesterday, my mother confiscated her mobile phone, so I can only send you a message.

Hunshimowang ①: I really want to go to Beiping 15551, and Junqing also really wants to go. Last time, we didn’t eat the chickpeas made by the third grandpa.

Hunshimowang ①: Brother, Sanbo said that the chickpea curds you made are as delicious as those made by the third grandpa. When Juanqing and I return to Beiping, why don’t you make a meal for Junqing and me? Brother, you are the best You will definitely cook for us, right? Brother, I left a lot of snacks for you. I didn't let Jun Qing eat them if she wanted to eat them. They were all brought to me by my uncle last time. There were potato chips, pork jerky and chocolate.

Confused Demon King No. ①: Brother, Juan Qing asked me to tell you that she also left you a lot of snacks. I know you are the best, you are handsome and smart, my classmates envy us for having a brother like you. Junqing and I just want to try chickpeas. Neither of us have eaten chickpeas. My dear brother, you are so kind, generous, handsome, witty, elegant, personable, extraordinary, and gentle. You are simply a human being. Zhonglongfeng, just wait for Junqing and I to go over in August and make us a chicken bean curd!

...

The whole story is full of straight rainbow farts, without any demonstration, full of exclamation marks expressing Jiang Junlian's excitement, and the six characters "I want to eat chickpea flower" are filled between the lines. Seeing Jiang Feng so refreshed, he even wanted to message Jiang Junlian so that she could publish a book if she could speak.

Jiang Feng: No problem.

In less than ten seconds, Jiang Junlian quickly responded to the message.

Hunshimowang ①: Thank you brother, do you love me the most? When I go back in August, I will definitely bring you all the snacks, and I won’t let Junqing steal a single cookie crumb!

Jiang Feng put down his phone, only to feel refreshed and exhausted. His waist didn't hurt and his feet didn't hurt, and he didn't lose his energy to go up to the sixth floor in one breath.

Is this what it feels like to be a boss?

Is this what it feels like to be a boss in the Jiang family?

really...

It's so cool! ! !