Limited Time Hidden Marriage

After hearing this, Sheng Zhixun felt happy. Fortunately, Bai Youran did not reject her and was even willing to answer his questions. This was another major breakthrough.

Seeing that Bai Youran was reading with gusto, Sheng Zhixun carefully sat down by the bed and said, "Actually, I also like reading joke books. I saw a joke last night. It was very funny. Do you want to listen?"

Bai Youran looked up at him, blinked curious eyes, and asked, "What's the joke?"

Seeing that she seemed very interested, Sheng Zhixun couldn't wait to say, "A asked: What do the cannibal chiefs eat? B replied: Human meat! A asked again: What if the cannibal chief is sick and the doctor tells her that she can only eat vegetarian food? What should he eat? What do you think...B’s answer was?”

Bai Youran heard this interestingly and hurriedly asked, "How did B answer?"

"B said..." Sheng Zhixun deliberately kept things secret.

Bai Youran was so anxious that he shook his body, "You say it, you say it, you say it quickly!"

Seeing that Bai Youran was really anxious, Sheng Zhixun stopped teasing her and replied, "B said the answer: Vegetative state! Hahahaha..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

Bai Youran snorted and laughed too, laughing so hard that he rolled on the bed.

"Ha ha ha ha…"

For a time, the bedroom was filled with laughter and laughter.

After laughing, Bai Youran said, "Then let me tell you a joke. Xiaogang's girlfriend is breaking up with him, and they have agreed not to have any contact with each other until they die. Xiaogang is very sad, but there is nothing he can do.

On the second day after the breakup, Xiaogang checked his mobile phone bill and found that there were still 499 minutes left in the "monthly package of couple calls" between him and his girlfriend. He suddenly had an idea and sent a text message to his girlfriend: Our monthly package of "couple calls" is still available. As for 499 minutes, how about we make do with it for another month and then divide it next month?

Soon my girlfriend replied: Yes, the mobile company cannot be cheaper...hahaha...hahahaha...isn't it funny..."

"It's funny, it's funny, hahahaha..." Sheng Zhixun laughed so hard that he hit the bed board and almost burst into tears.

At this moment, Bai Youran suddenly said again, "Let me ask you a brain teaser."

Sheng Zhixun was stunned.

Brainteasers? !

Oops! He only read the joke collection, but he has not yet spread the knowledge about brain teasers!

Bai Youran asked, "You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can't be eaten?"

"This..." Sheng Zhixun suddenly became embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.

Especially when Bai Youran looked at him with expectant eyes, he felt even more anxious.

"Don't you know the answer?" Bai Youran asked.

Having been exposed by ruthlessness, Sheng Zhixun suddenly became a little embarrassed, "I...I'm not very good at brain teasers..."

"Hahahaha..." Bai Youran suddenly laughed, pointing at Sheng Zhixun and laughing at the same time, "Fool...fool...hahahaha..."

Sheng Zhixun was slightly startled.

Was she calling him a fool?

Although he was scolded, Sheng Zhixun was not annoyed. Seeing Bai Youran's happy smile, he also became happy. He grabbed her finger pointing at him and said with a smile, "Are you calling me a fool?"

Unexpectedly, Bai Youran smiled and shook his head, "Hahaha... no... the answer is... a fool, hahahaha..."

Sheng Zhixun was stunned again.

The answer is fool?

You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten?

No fool can eat it!

So that’s it!