Lisco's American Life

"I don't have a birthday? Did you make a mistake?" Lisko was a little confused.

His birthday is in September, but it's still early.

"That's right, sir, that lady hid and told me clearly that it was you." The courier boy's patience was slowly worn away. It was really hard to earn these fifty dollars.

Although Lisko was a little confused, he still signed and received the package.

After the little brother left, Lisko started to look at the identification card above.

"Linda, Brown. Huh, is this trick so low-level? You actually wrote your name blatantly, how could I be easily fooled?" Lisko knew it at a glance, and he also talked about Miami, what the hell beach, and sunbathing.

, it’s all a lie.

The funniest thing is that the box has not been sealed yet, and it is clearly open when it is opened.

"Low-level." Lisko could already guess that there were nothing more than some tricky toys inside, like fists that would suddenly pop out as soon as they were taken out.

These methods did not scare him at all.

Lisko trembled first, but then didn't hear any sound.

The gift box was full of tiny scraps of paper, covering the entire package. He didn't pay attention to it, because express delivery often stuffed these in order to prevent things inside from colliding.

I touched it in carefully, worried that there might be a small animal inside that would suddenly bite my finger or something.

After groping for a while, Lisko couldn't seem to find anything. Lisko laughed dumbly. Maybe it was Linda who told you there was a gift inside, and then asked you to look for it in a conflicting mood of excitement and tension, but there was nothing.

"Well, now it's all about psychology." Lisko shrugged helplessly, picked up the carton, and planned to throw it into the trash can.

Just when I picked it up, the bottom of the carton cracked.

It turns out that not only does it have no seal on the top, but it also has no seal on the bottom.

"Fuck!" A large amount of confetti fell all over Lisko, even near the car. The white everywhere seemed to mock Lisko's cleverness.

"Sir, you are throwing garbage everywhere and it needs to be cleaned up." The airport security personnel stood up in a polite manner and faced Lisko with anger on his face.

"Sorry, I'll clean it up right away." It turned out that this was Linda's prank.

Liske had no choice but to find the sanitation staff, and diligently swept away the garbage he had scattered all over the airport. From time to time, people would watch and take pictures.

These actions are all human nature, no matter where the instinct to watch the excitement is, what makes him angry inside is the mischievous Linda.

I haven’t seen you for a while, this trick method has become more advanced, and it also includes psychological warfare.

Lisko kept apologizing to the cleaning staff and cleaned everything up bit by bit.

After he was done, he drove his car and fled away from the place where he was embarrassed.

"She really did this?" Heniel happily held his stomach in the passenger seat.

"Huh? Senior brother, you know. Why didn't you inform me?"

There was blame in Lisko's voice, "I thought you and I were on the same side."

Henir was the second senior brother Lisko picked up. After picking him up, Lisko complained about the shady Linda on the way back.

Henier is a professor at a British university, doing the same job as Berman, specializing in teaching classical literature.

He is only five years older than Linda, so he is very familiar with this little junior sister who likes to play pranks, and they are often in contact in private.

Linda called him yesterday and told him that she planned to prank Lisko like this.

Henier thought Linda was just talking and wouldn't play such a big role, but he didn't expect that she actually did it.

"You don't even know that I was ridiculed for littering, but I cleaned it up bit by bit, and some people were taking pictures. I was completely embarrassed."

Lisko was filled with resentment and cursed Linda in his heart.

"I really hope she can wet the bed while sleeping, sprain her feet on stage, choke on water, and have her mouth burned by coffee every day."

Henir suppressed his smile under Lisko's fierce gaze, adjusted his expression, and complained along with Lisko.

"This Linda is going too far. I will file a complaint with her instructor later." If it weren't for the corners of his eyes twitching from suppressing laughter, Lisko would have really believed it.

"I can't help it, you have to understand my little junior brother," Henir saw that this trick didn't work, so he began to pour out his bitterness and take the path of tragedy.

"You're afraid of her being prankish, and so am I. Do you remember that time she cut a hole in my pants? I didn't notice it during the entire party, and everyone knew the color of my underwear."

"If I tip you off and she knows it's me without even thinking about it, wouldn't I be dead?"

Henir looked at Lisko's face and then breathed a sigh of relief.

When the car arrived at the hotel, Liske parked the car at the designated location and planned to take his senior brother to find a room before setting off.

As soon as he entered the hotel door, Lisko saw the people near the door in the lobby, tilting their heads and wearing hats, looking at them with a smile.

"Okay, Linda, you went too far this time." Lisko rushed up and sprayed at her.

"Do you know how embarrassing I am? Someone is taking pictures." Lisko's face was full of indignation.

The woman opposite took off her sunglasses and hugged Henir calmly.

"I know, I took the photo."

"Look how arrogant she is. I will definitely file a complaint with my mentor."

Lisko was so angry at her attitude that he had a stomachache and turned around to talk to Henir.

"Just go, I'm not afraid of you." After saying that, Linda stuck out her tongue, made a face, carried her luggage, smiled and avoided Lisko's hand, and then got on the elevator.

"Okay, you know her temper, so just avoid her." Henir looked at the young junior brother who was playing around and laughed.

At this time, two more people came into the hotel, they were Haas and another senior brother.

"Hahaha, who is this? Li, who has been pranked by Linda so many times." Haas's laughter was laced with schadenfreude. He shook his big belly and hugged Henir.

"Li, tell us how to trick you this time." Haas smiled even more happily when he saw Lisko's aggrieved expression.

"Hmph, just laugh at me. Linda has already punished me this time. According to her habits, I will be safe at this party. As for you, you are her favorite little fat guy." Lisko was not to be outdone.

, pointed out what Haas was worried about.

Looking at Haas's face gradually darkening, Lisko suddenly felt that his depressed mood was much lighter.

Regarding pranks, the scariest thing is not the ones who have already been pranked, but the people who have been worried about being pranked for the past few days.

That kind of fright that will come out of nowhere really makes people worry all the time and dare not relax.

Thinking that he must be prepared in the next few days, Haas's happy mood disappeared.

Therefore, people's happiness comes from comparison. When you see someone who is worse off than you, you really feel very happy and happy.

Liske happily set off again, but there were still seven or eight people he had not picked up.

Haas was so depressed that she wanted to cry. How could she forget that she and Lisko were brothers? If they had not ridiculed Lisko, the two of them would have been more prepared than herself.

The two senior brothers looked at Haas with his head downcast, made a few gestures secretly, and then smiled with satisfaction.

Seeing Linda playing tricks on others every year was a source of fun for the older brothers.

The gesture just now was a bet. Heniel thought that Haas would be tricked today, and another senior brother thought that Haas would be tricked in the salon the day after tomorrow.

The bet is still two hundred dollars.

Haas was still a little nervous, so of course he didn't notice that his senior brothers were betting on his next tragic experience.

At night, Lisko finally picked up all the senior brothers. After a day of exhaustion, he fell on the bed. He really didn't feel like moving.