Lisco's American Life
Chapter 19 Tricky
Lisko hung up the phone, looked at the two brothers hugging each other, and smiled.
"Colt, do you like this job? You can continue to be exposed to your beloved football, and it can also make you a good income."
"Of course, Lee, I appreciate it." Colt blushed.
"Colt, we are brothers," Lisko took out his checkbook and signed his name,
"You can use the fifty thousand dollars first to repair the house and buy some daily necessities. Then you can return it to me when you are done with your work." Lisko handed it over.
Colt murmured and didn't know what to do, so he took the rooster over. He had just started working, and his salary was just enough. The bulk of the bonus required cooling down the lavender essential oil and selling it, so he didn't have any savings to help his brother.
"Lee, this money will be deducted from my share." Rooster stuffed the check into Colt's pocket and made arrangements. "Go buy some daily necessities, buy a suit, dress up for the interview in the afternoon, work hard, for Goli
, for the family." Rooster stared into Colt's eyes. At this moment, Lisko saw the normally bohemian Rooster taking on the role of an older brother.
"The rest of the money will buy a used car, our football coach," Rooster joked, slapping Colt on the shoulder.
Colt said goodbye happily, and the rooster took Lisko to the cowshed. Today, a cow gave birth to a calf. He snickered in a wicked way, planning to make Lisko relive the pain of his childhood.
The two came to the bullpen, where veterinarian Dale was already standing by with a medicine box, and the cowboys were also waiting.
"BOSS, Uncle Dale said that Tal may have a difficult delivery." David greeted.
When Lisko heard this, he turned around and kicked the rooster, "Fake Squid, you did it on purpose."
The rooster jumped and ran away, laughing and holding his belly on the other side of the cowshed.
The cowboys probably knew what was going on, and they all laughed together.
"Li, are you going to fight in person again? Don't throw up this time." Uncle Dale also joked along.
When Lisko was a child, he volunteered to help the family work during the summer to earn pocket money. His family happened to have a cow that was having difficulty giving birth. The veterinarian at the time was also Dale. He suggested that Lisko's father find someone to help the cow give birth by force.
The specific process is to insert your hands into the cow's body to help adjust the cow with abnormal fetal position, help the cow give birth smoothly, and use force when the cow loses strength.
At that time, Lisko was young and energetic, so he insisted on volunteering to help. Lisko's father also had a bad taste. He wanted to see his son, who was usually good at both morals and academics, and was a serious person, embarrassed, so he offered a drug that Lisko could not refuse.
A hundred dollars high price.
Of course, Lisko couldn't refuse. It was one hundred dollars, which was a huge sum of money for him who only had two dollars in pocket money on weekdays. Of course, he didn't know his father's intentions and thought the matter was simple.
He vomited halfway through the process, and for several days he would vomit whenever he smelled the smell of cows. From then on, he stayed away from cows, and this incident became one of the few dark moments in his growth.
"Go ahead, Li, you have to finish what you didn't finish when you were twelve years old. Youth is about leaving no regrets." Rooster joked while laughing.
The cowboys also wanted to see the boss, who was usually serious and distant, get embarrassed, and they also started to boo.
"Shut up, Rooster, you are dead, and David, stop shouting, you are a pervert who names every cow." Lisko was a little angry.
"You can't say that about BOSS. Cows are the greatest animals in the pasture. They can produce little cowboys." David was still explaining seriously.
"Stop delaying, come right away, otherwise the calf will be dead." Uncle Dale urged, smoking a cigarette.
Lisko glanced around the cowboys with great hope, hoping that someone could volunteer to take his place. But the cowboys were all holding back their laughter and staring at the ground.
Lisko was a little desperate. He sighed and took off the shirt he was wearing. After all, he bought this shirt for a hundred dollars. The cowboys saw Lisko's fair skin and regular fitness exercises.
The muscle mass was showing and he whistled.
Lisko glanced at them angrily and walked toward the cow while holding his breath resignedly.
The cow was screaming in pain. Lisko could see that the calf's body had been exposed a little. He gritted his teeth and inserted his arm into the cow's body. The smooth body fluid made him feel goosebumps all over his body. He groped
Holding the warm calf, he gritted his teeth and adjusted his position vigorously, feeling the strength of the cow, and helped to pull it when it was exhausted.
The calf finally fell to the ground due to his efforts. Lisko was already a little exhausted. His face was covered with sweat and there was an unknown viscous liquid sprayed by the cow. He was retching and vomiting.
After a few clicks, he ran towards the faucet, leaving the cowboys laughing behind him.
Lisko rinsed his face frantically with a water pipe. When he felt a little better, he immediately turned around and went home to take a shower.
He washed like crazy in the bathroom, washed it four or five times, and finally washed away the sticky and lubricating feeling from his heart. He took the expensive perfume and sprayed it on his hands until he couldn't smell it anymore.
There was no smell at all, but there was a strong and somewhat greasy fragrance in my nose, and I fell down on the chair with some exhaustion.
Lisko was not very angry at all, it was just a prank. After this time, he felt that the distance between him and the cowboys was not that far away. Usually when they saw Lisko, they would greet Lisko very seriously and would not take the initiative to chat if they had nothing to do.
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Lisko was thinking about how to get revenge on the rooster. He couldn't take this loss in vain. He had to trick the rooster and teach him an unforgettable lesson.
The next day, Lisko got up early, called a few cowboys, and quietly came to Rooster's dormitory.
The rooster now lives alone in a room in the staff dormitory. As soon as he walked to the door, he heard a deafening snoring sound.
Lisko called David and the black man Locke, and gently opened the door of the rooster house.
As soon as Lisko opened the door, he was hit by the smell that hit him. There were smelly socks scattered everywhere, unwashed clothes that had been accumulated for a long time, and drunken vomit on the ground. Lisko was sloppy.
The cock was impressed.
Rooster was wearing yesterday's clothes and still holding his stainless steel wine bottle that he never left behind.
Lisko was a little afraid to touch him and made a gesture to David and Locke.
The two of them lifted one head at a time, together with the bedding underneath them. The rooster was too dead to sleep. Lisko, who had played with him since childhood, must have understood this. Fortunately, the rooster lived on the first floor and was easy to pull off pranks.
The two transported the rooster to the lake in the ranch, where other cowboys were already preparing it.
There was an air bed that Lisko borrowed by the lake. The cowboys had already inflated it. David and Locke put the rooster on the air bed and slowly pushed it into the lake.
The lake water was surging, and soon the air mattress reached the middle of the lake. The rooster was still asleep and didn't notice at all.
Lisko smiled evilly, picked up the Remington, and pulled the trigger.
"Bang,"
The rooster immediately turned over and rolled into the lake exactly as Lisko expected.
The cold lake water stimulated the rooster, and he looked around in confusion. He saw Lisko holding a gun by the lake, laughing and holding his stomach, and the cowboys beside him who were very happy.
After being confused for a while, he roughly understood the situation. He pulled the air mattress with his hand, helplessly unscrewed the stainless steel wine bottle still in his hand, and took a sip.
"Stingy Lisko, we are even."
Lisko waved his hand towards him and followed the cowboys back, leaving the rooster in the middle of the lake begging for mercy. Not pulling him back would be the ultimate trick.
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