Lisco's American Life
292. Funny Master Jimmy
Jimmy, who knew nothing about it, turned the throttle of his motorcycle.
"What do you think of this girl?"
Eugene touched Hammer next to him with his shoulder.
"Hahaha."
Hammer grinned widely. He understood what Ernekin meant. He said the joke was indeed very funny.
Jimmy heard everyone's ridicule, but he didn't show any expression. He just thought it was because everyone was envious of his car.
As soon as the motorcycle was halfway through, the bee flipped its tail and climbed onto the front glass from the back.
"Um?"
Jimmy felt that his line of sight was blocked, but because Mufeng was right in the middle of his nose, he couldn't see clearly what it was for the moment, and he just thought it was bird droppings dripping on the helmet visor.
Living in rural America, this kind of thing is inevitable. There are often cars parked on the side of the road, and when you get out, you will find that your windshield is covered with bird droppings.
"Fuck." Jimmy muttered under his breath, thinking that there was one more thing to clean later.
When the bee moved a little bit, he could see clearly that the stain was a living thing, and that sharp tail needle was the lingering nightmare of his childhood.
When he was young, Jimmy was always the target of teasing among his friends because he seemed stupid and stupid. Therefore, this was the only way to get others to take him with them when they played.
I remember one time, under the instigation of everyone, Jimmy stabbed a beehive in the back mountain with a bamboo pole without any protection. He lay swollen in bed for a week before he dared to go out to meet people. From then on, he was particularly afraid of this kind of thing.
Tiny creatures.
“fuckfuckfuck!”
Jimmy was now completely panicked, and his car, which was originally stable, became swaying.
"Hey, look."
Ernekin, who was always observing him, was the first to notice his situation, and he thought Jimmy was deliberately acting strange.
"This brother is really suitable for clowning. He is really suitable."
Eugene was already amused by Jimmy and squatted down.
"No, something seems to be wrong with him."
Hammer squinted his eyes and looked at Jimmy who was getting further and further away from the route, instinctively feeling that something was wrong.
Jimmy is not a person who likes to make people happy. Although he usually behaves like this, it is all because he is serious and makes mistakes, which makes him look a little funny.
"Something happened to him."
Hammer put down his work and rushed out immediately, running towards Jimmy who had already plunged into the grass.
Ernekin followed closely behind. The cowboys in the ranch all had good relations with each other and there was no hatred at all. According to Ernekin's own thoughts, he also cared about Jimmy very much.
By the time the cowboys arrived and helped Jimmy who had fallen to the ground, he had already fainted.
When people encounter something they are extremely afraid of, they will really faint due to the intense movement of emotions.
Hammer carefully examined Jimmy and found that there were no wounds on his body. It was the soft and flat grass that withstood the impact, so that there were no wounds on Jimmy's body.
After Ernekin took off Jimmy's helmet, the cowboys looked at the funny scene in front of them and couldn't hold it back anymore.
"Ha ha ha ha."
Laughter kept coming and going, and even Han Bo, who was usually the most serious, couldn't help it when he saw the situation in front of him.
The bee in Jimmy's helmet has died after completing its mission, leaving a tail stinger still stuck in the corner of Jimmy's eye, and his left eye is now completely swollen.
The whole person, one eye is intact, and the other has swollen into a pustule, and the original eyes are no longer seen.
"This child is really unlucky, really, ask him to pray for a church someday."
David's tone was with a smile. Since Jimmy arrived at the pasture, it added a lot of fun to the originally dull life here. He always has the ability to become very funny.
Perhaps Owinjin's silver is right. He is really suitable to learn and be a clown performer. People like him will definitely be popular in that industry.
"What's wrong?"
Lisco rode his own white horse, and saw that a person fell on the ground of the ranch from a distance. The cowboys were around here, and they were worried about what happened. Just when they were riding the pasture on horseback, they drove mounts to see.
"Nothing big, sir."
The denim all took the hat, and David explained it.
"Our funny performance master, just completed a perfect performance."
When Lisco bowed his head, he understood the situation. He also heard about Jimmy's usual interesting things.
He carefully observed Jimmy's swollen lump, confirmed that he was just an ordinary bee, and let go of his concern.
In the United States, there are also many varieties of bees. Some bees are stung, which is easy to infect other diseases.
"How to deal with this?"
Lisco raised the whip in his hand and asked David.
"Sir, our denim often encounters these situations. This kind of wound makes the cow's tongue licked.
"real?"
Lisco really does not know this kind of recipe, and can only look at David David.
"No problem sir, Han Mo passed this kind of treatment."
Lisco turned to Hammer on the side, and saw that he nodded with certainty, and he didn't continue to ask. It was not a big deal.
When Lisco completely disappeared in the sight of the denim, David opened.
"Come on, guys, we send our happy fruit into a bullpen."
The denim began to be busy.
"I gamble, he woke up and he would be frightened again."
"I won't bet with you this kind of thing, he will definitely faint."
When Jimmy woke up again, it has passed for a while, and the denim has recovered his attention.
He first smelled the familiar taste. During the novice period, he came to a bullpen to clean it every day. Although there are many modern equipment in the pasture, there are always some flavors such as the premium shed.
Then I opened my eyes and found out that my attention was hindered, and I couldn't open the other eye.
Then I saw a copper bell -like eyes, and a long tongue licked and licked on his face, and there was an unpleasant mucus, which made him disgusting a bit to vomit.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The scream sounded the whole cow shed, and when the denim on the other side heard the sound, he knew that Jimmy had woke up, and he ran over with a lively mood.
"Don't call it. You were stung by a bee, just after adding the beef tongue."
"Don't open your mouth, the cow is very good, it's not good to scare it, so it may not be licking."
"You scared it, maybe it would run, and it would be miserable when you stepped on your stomach."
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