Lisco's American Life

"Okay, let's move on to the next topic. Li, are you planning to release your new book on Christmas?"

Allen glanced at the cue card.

"That's right,"

Asked about the purpose of coming this time, Lisko straightened his clothes and answered seriously.

"I believe that many people in front of the TV are still worrying about Christmas gifts. Now you have a choice. You can buy many new books by Lisko and give them to relatives, friends, bosses and colleagues. I believe this is a very stylish thing.

"

Allen turned his head and started advertising to the camera.

As the Ellen Show, one of the most popular talk shows in the United States, its host Ellen's status is also very high in the entertainment industry. When other guests come to promote the show or new album, Ellen does not do so proactively.

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And the reason why she was like this was that she was attracted by Lisko's personal charm.

"Li, what's the name of your new book?"

""The Little Prince"" Lisko followed Allen's words.

"release date?"

"January 1st."

"What's the name?"

""little Prince""

The audience in the audience was already laughing. Allen believed that even if the audience knew it was an advertisement when it was broadcast, they would not be disgusted with it. She promoted it several times in a very humorous way so that everyone could enjoy it.

listen clearly.

"So this book is like a fairy tale, about a prince and a princess? Does the prince defeat the dragon, then rescue the princess, and the two live happily together?"

"No, that's not it,"

Lisko explained.

"It's about a pilot who made an emergency landing in the Sahara Desert of Africa and met a little prince from extraterrestrial life. The little prince once visited six planets and met six people with different personalities on the six planets.

People’s stories.”

"So this is a science fiction story?"

"No, I think it's still a fairy tale."

Lisko insisted not to classify this book into the category of science fiction, and I believe everyone who reads it will understand his intention.

Just as the two were chatting happily, suddenly, Lisko felt as if someone touched his shoulder. Although it felt strange, considering that he was recording now, in order to avoid the interruption of the recording due to his own reasons, Lisko decided to endure it.

, and then gently scratched it with his hand.

"Um?"

As soon as he finished scratching, he suddenly felt his shoulder being touched again. At this time, he couldn't help but turn around, and suddenly a dinosaur head that looked like the one in the Hollywood movie "Jurassic" appeared in front of him.

Lisko was originally focused on Allen's question. Before he could react, Lisko suddenly saw such a terrifying thing. His pupils immediately widened and he jumped up and down.

"What the hell is this?"

"Hahahahaha."

The whole audience started to laugh. When Lisko's mood stabilized a little, he looked over and saw that this was clearly a person wearing a toy dinosaur jacket.

After scaring Lisko, this dinosaur doll did not leave. It stood there and raised its jaw in a smile.

Lisko saw the performance of host Allen in the audience and realized that he had been tricked. He could only helplessly smile and shake his head.

He had known that the Ellen Show had this part before, so he had been paying attention to it in the first half. However, after the intermission, his originally tense nerves relaxed.

Moreover, Allen was also very cunning. He spent a lot of time working on the computer and diverted Lisko's attention to the problem, one after another, and had no intention of paying attention to other things.

Lisko's reaction was exactly what Allen and the program team wanted to see. It was just a small joke during the recording of the program. Although Lisko was dissatisfied with being frightened, considering that it was under the camera, it was also

It’s not easy to have an attack.

Lisko's foul language did not lower his image among the audience. The United States is very lenient in this regard. Lisko directly swore when he was frightened, which also let the audience know that he was divorced from him.

It's not that far away. He is just like me, an ordinary person who would curse when frightened.

What Americans are best at is creating gods, such as Avengers and so many superhero idols in DC. For many people, these are their gods.

He is also very good at pulling gods down from the altar, letting the audience know that such gods are just like themselves, people with flesh and blood, family and affection.

And Lisko's performance will only make people admire his straightforwardness and true nature. No one will use this crude excuse to attack him.

"Isn't it a surprise?"

Allen smiled and handed the frightened Lisko a glass of water. Then he patted his shoulder comfortingly.

“It’s really a surprise.”

Lisko took the water and drank it in one gulp. He really needed a glass of water to calm down now.

After drinking the water, he asked worriedly.

"Looking at the previous process, you will only do it once, right? It won't happen again, right?"

This reaction once again caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Who knows? You are not an ordinary person. Maybe the program team will set a precedent for you?"

Allen did not answer directly. Instead, he replied to Lisko's question with a smirk and winked at him mischievously.

Lisko smiled bitterly, knowing that he would definitely not be able to concentrate on the next recording, and at the same time gave Allen a thumbs up for this reply.

When he sat down helplessly, he found that the man in the dinosaur coat who scared him had not left, but was still standing there.

"What does this mean? Aren't you scared?"

While asking Allen questions, he looked at the dinosaur man carefully.

"This is also a surprise."

Lisko looked more and more wrong. He stood up and tried to unzip his clothes with his hands to see who was hidden inside.

When the dinosaur man saw that Lisko was about to attack, he immediately started to avoid it.

When Lisko saw the dinosaur man dodge, he immediately understood that this dinosaur man was also up to no good. He quickly stepped forward and caught up with him, then grabbed him and pressed him under his body.

"Let me see who it is."

Lisko dodged the waving hands while forcefully pulling open the toy coat.

"Ha ha ha ha."

When the zipper was opened, a familiar voice sounded.

"Senior brother?"

Lisko opened his mouth in surprise. The toy dinosaur man was his senior brother, Haas, who was supposed to be traveling in Europe now. Haas was wearing a decent suit, his forehead was covered with sweat, and his face was covered with sweat.

It was too hot in there and I was covered in sweat.

"why you?"

Lisko stood up and handed over his hand. Haas took Lisko's hand and prepared to stand up.

"Paji."

When Haas straightened up halfway, Lisko let go of his hand. Haas's body had no support and fell to the ground from mid-air.