Lisco's American Life

"Okay, okay, stop it. Not every Chinese can know kung fu. I don't know where you heard it from. I don't know how to do it."

Zhang You tried his best to explain, but looking at the cowboys around him, they didn't believe what he said. Instead, this statement was used as an excuse to reject everyone.

"We really have a close relationship with China."

David continued to talk without giving up, hoping that Zhang You could put aside his bloodline opinions and teach them Chinese Kung Fu.

"Okay, in that case, I'll teach you."

Zhang You saw that no one would listen to him no matter how he explained, so he simply went along with the flow.

"Okay, great, Liger Zai Shang."

Jimmy was the first to react, practicing the half-baked Chinese he learned in movies, clasping his hands into fists as if to kneel down.

"Hey, hey, I can't do it."

Zhang You spoke anxiously in Mandarin, and quickly grabbed Jimmy who was about to kneel down.

"This was a rule from the past, but it's gone now. No need to use it."

If Jimmy kneels down and finds out later that he doesn't know kung fu at all, it will not end well at that time.

"Come on, you all line up in a line, stand at attention, spread your legs, squat down, okay, just at this height, then make fists with your hands, put them on your waist, hold it, wait until you can maintain this posture for half an hour

, you can learn the next move."

Zhang You stepped forward and guided everyone. Yes, what he taught everyone was the legendary horse step. Although he knew nothing about kung fu, he could still learn the most basic horse step. After all, he was often punished by the teacher when he was in school.

For a person who has never done the horse walk, it is undoubtedly impossible for a person to persist for about half an hour.

When everyone can't stand it anymore, this matter will be dropped. I have another way of saying it. It's not that I don't teach you, but that you can't persevere.

Moreover, Zamabu is also good for the body. It can strengthen the body and reduce illness.

David just started pricking, but within a minute, he felt his thighs were sore and his legs began to tremble. He gritted his teeth and persisted, thinking that he would soon learn the flying skills in the movie.

, try your best to hold on.

"Does this really work?"

Eugene gritted his teeth and spoke with a trembling voice as he asked Jimmy next to him.

Jimmy is also like this, but now he is more convinced that Zhang You is a martial arts master, because this posture is often seen in movies, and it is the entry posture of Chinese Kung Fu.

"Yes, it's this posture. I've seen it many times. I guessed it right. Zhang is indeed a master."

Jimmy's eyes were filled with fanaticism, and he could no longer feel the pain in his body. His mind was filled with images of himself holding a long sword, wearing Chinese costumes, and doing chivalry in the United States.

Zhang You saw that everyone had already set up their horses and stopped staying. He picked up his tea cup and walked leisurely towards the castle with a helpless smile on his face.

Behind them were cowboys lined up in a row, trembling and holding on to their horse steps. Some couldn't help but fell down. They immediately stood up and tied up again as before, for fear that Zhang You would find out that they didn't hold on.

Lisko from a distance also saw the situation here, but he was confused. He didn't know why the cowboys lined up and stood up. His mind was full of ideas, and his hands didn't stop, studying the appearance of Li Feng in front of him.

, performing Tai Chi sword moves one by one.

"morning."

Zhang You walked to the front of the lawn and saw Li Feng and Lisko dancing swords. Their faces were full of weirdness. Now he knew why the cowboys thought they knew Chinese Kung Fu. The reason was already in front of him.

"Are you hungry? I'll make breakfast for you later."

Li Feng finished one set and said to Zhang You.

"Morning uncle."

Lisko also put away his sword, but his posture was not as neat as Li Feng's, and the tip of the sword almost hit him.

"I'm not very hungry. You can practice first and I'll eat later."

Zhang You looked at the two of them and asked them to continue practicing.

"Uncle, what's going on over there?"

Lisko raised his head and asked about the situation with the cowboys.

"Hey, those foreigners saw you learning Tai Chi sword with your aunt, and they all thought I was a master of Chinese Kung Fu. They refused to listen to any explanations, and kept asking me to teach them. How could I know this thing? I couldn't explain it clearly, so...

Let them be able to do it at a strenuous pace, and if they can't hold on, let it go."

Zhang You also explained to Lisko with a smile on his face.

After listening to this, Li Ke's head was filled with black threads. The most common question Chinese people are asked outside is whether they know Kung Fu. Every international student studying abroad is helpless. If he explains that he doesn't, he will be asked again.

I think I am too modest.

Over time, foreigners firmly believed in the fact that every Chinese person knows Kung Fu, which also avoided a lot of trouble. Everyone believed that Chinese people are not easy to mess with. Even though they look thin and small, they may get into a fight.

I can hit about five of my own body types.

"It would be so easy for you if they knew you lied to them."

Li Feng rolled her eyes at Zhang You angrily. From her point of view, it would be enough to explain this kind of thing clearly. Why do you have to play tricks on others?

"This is an injustice to me. You don't know how many times I have explained it, but they think that because they are foreigners, I don't teach them. If they don't speak up today, they may be ostracized in the future."

Zhang You's face was filled with grievances.

"Besides, isn't Zama Step a basic skill of Kung Fu? Doing it is good for your health and has no harm. I didn't lie to them."

Lisko continued to look out, and saw that the cowboys in the distance had collectively collapsed and were all sitting on the ground, rubbing their thighs.

"This is too difficult. Half an hour? How long will it take us to do it?"

Ernejin beat his legs hard to drive away the soreness, and babbled to Jimmy. He didn't know why it was so difficult to do such a simple action. It made no sense at all.

"Kung Fu is never that easy to learn. Just practice it a few more times and it will be fine. We are still novices now, so hang in there."

Jimmy encouraged everyone. He seemed to have found a new belief now and was determined to be an American cowboy who knew Chinese kung fu.

Looking at the faces of the other people around him, they were all complaining. Jimmy despised them in his heart. These people were all useless. It seemed that the one who could learn Kung Fu in the end was himself. Thinking of this, Jimmy's eyes widened.

I was excited, and my whole body seemed to have motivation. I endured the pain in my legs and continued to stand up, walking forward.

Perhaps motivated by Jimmy's insistence, the cowboys who had rested for a while looked at each other and stood up one after another, continuing the action with trembling legs.