Lisko’s American Life

"I don't have a birthday? Did you make a mistake?" Lisko was a little puzzled.

His birthday is in September, but it's still early.

"That's right, sir, that lady hid and told me clearly that it was you." The courier boy's patience was slowly worn away, and the fifty dollars was really hard to earn.

Although Lisko was a little puzzled, he signed and accepted the package.

After the little brother left, Lisko began to look at the identification card on it.

"Linda, Brown. Hmph, is the prank so low-level this time? How could I be easily fooled by putting my name on it so blatantly?" Lisko knew it at a glance, and he was talking about Miami, what the hell beach, sunbathing , it's all a lie.

The funniest thing was that the box hadn't been sealed yet, and it was obviously opened just by lifting it.

"Low-level." Lisko could already guess that there were nothing but tricky toys inside, fists that popped out as soon as they were taken out.

These methods did not frighten him.

Lisko trembled at first, but then heard no sound.

The gift box was full of small scraps of paper, covering the entire package, but he didn't care, because the courier often stuffed these things in order to avoid collisions with the things inside.

Carefully touched it in, and was worried that there might be a small animal inside, suddenly biting his finger or something.

After groping for a while, Lisko didn't seem to find anything. Lisko laughed dumbly. Maybe Linda told you there was a gift on purpose, and then asked you to look for it in an excited and conflicted mood, but there was nothing. ,

"Well, we're using psychology now." Lisko shrugged helplessly, picked up the cardboard box, and planned to throw it into the trash can.

Just picked it up, the bottom of the carton was directly cracked.

It turned out that it was not only unsealed on the top, but also unsealed on the bottom.

"Fuck!" The confetti fell all over Lisko's body, even near the car, and the white everywhere seemed to mock Lisko's smartness.

"Sir, you throw rubbish everywhere and need to clean it up." The airport security personnel stood up very amicably, full of anger at Lisko.

"Sorry, I'll clean it up right away." It turned out that this was Linda's trick.

Lisko desperately sought out cleaning and sanitation personnel, and laboriously swept the garbage he had scattered all over the airport. From time to time, there were people watching and taking pictures.

These actions are all human nature, the nature of watching the excitement is the same everywhere, and it is the mischievous Linda who makes him angry.

I haven't seen it for a while, this tricky method is advanced, and it also involves psychological warfare.

Lisko kept apologizing to the cleaning staff, cleaning everything up bit by bit.

After finishing, he drove the car and fled away from the place where he was embarrassed.

"Did she really do that?" Henir happily held his stomach in the co-pilot.

"Huh? Brother, you know. Why didn't you inform me?"

There was blame in Lisko's voice, "I thought you and I were on the same front."

Henir was Lisko's second brother who picked him up. After picking him up, Lisko was on the way back, complaining about the black-bellied Linda.

Henier is a professor at a British university, doing the same job as Bermer, specializing in classics.

He is only five years older than Linda, so he is very familiar with this little junior sister who likes to play pranks, and they are often in contact in private.

Linda called him yesterday, and she said that she planned to trick Lisko like this.

Henier thought that Linda was just talking about it, and she shouldn't play such a big game, but he didn't expect to actually do it.

"You don't know, I was ridiculed for littering, and I cleaned it up bit by bit, and there were people taking pictures. I was ashamed and humiliated."

With resentment, Lisko cursed Linda in his heart.

"I really hope she can wet the bed when she sleeps, sprain her feet on stage, choke on drinking water, and burn her mouth with coffee every day."

Henir held back his smile under Lisko's staring gaze, straightened his expression, and complained along with Lisko.

"This Linda is too much, and I will definitely sue her to the instructor later." If it weren't for the corners of his eyes twitching from holding back his laughter, Lisko would have believed it.

"I can't help it, you have to understand my little brother," Henir saw that this trick was not working, and began to pour out his bitterness, taking a path of sadness.

"You're afraid of her tricks, and I'm afraid too. Do you remember that time she cut a hole in my pants? I didn't find out during the whole party. Everyone knows the color of my underwear."

"If I tipped you off and she knew it was me without even thinking about it, wouldn't I be dead?"

Henir saw that Lisko's face was slightly better, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

When the car arrived at the hotel, Lisko parked the car at the designated location, and planned to take his brother to find a room before setting off.

As soon as he entered the hotel gate, Lisko saw people near the entrance in the lobby, tilting their heads, wearing hats, and looking at them with a smile.

"Okay, Linda, you've gone too far this time." Lisko rushed up and sprayed on her.

"Do you know how embarrassing I am, and there are people taking pictures." Lisko's face was full of indignation.

The woman opposite took off her sunglasses, and hugged Henir calmly.

"I know, I took the photo."

"Look, how arrogant she is, I must sue you to the instructor."

Lisko was so angry by her attitude that he turned around and talked to Henir.

"Just go, I'm not afraid of you," Linda stuck out her tongue, made a grimace, carried her luggage, smiled and avoided Lisko's hand, and got on the elevator.

"Okay, you know her temper, so just avoid her." Henir explained with a smile as he looked at the young juniors who were fighting.

At this time, two more people entered the hotel, Haas and another senior brother.

"Hahaha, who is this, Li who has been tricked by Linda for countless times." Haas laughed gloatingly, shaking his big belly, and hugged Henir.

"Li, tell us how to trick you this time." Seeing Lisko's aggrieved expression, Haas smiled even more happily.

"Hmph, just mock me. Linda has already dealt with me this time. According to her habit, I will be safe and sound at this party. And you, you are her favorite little fat man." Lisko was not to be outdone. , pointing out what Haas was worried about.

Seeing Haas's gradually darkening face, Lisko suddenly felt that his depressed mood was much relieved.

As for tricks, the scariest thing is not the ones who have already been tricked, but the people who are afraid of being tricked these days.

That kind of fright that I don't know where it will come from really makes people worry all the time and dare not relax.

Thinking about the next few days, he had to be prepared, and Haas's happy mood was swept away.

Therefore, people's sense of happiness is based on comparison. When you see someone who is worse than you, you are really happy and happy.

Li Ke set off again happily, and there were seven or eight people left who hadn't received him yet.

Haas was so depressed that she wanted to cry. How could she have forgotten that she and Lisko were brothers and sisters? If she hadn't ridiculed Lisko, the two of them would at least be more prepared than herself.

The two senior brothers looked at Haas dejectedly, secretly made a few gestures, and then smiled with satisfaction.

Seeing Linda tricking others every year is the fun of their older brothers.

The gesture just now was a bet. Henir felt that Haas would be tricked today, and another brother thought that Haas would be tricked at the salon the day after tomorrow.

The bet was still two hundred dollars.

Haas was still a little nervous, so of course he didn't notice that the brothers were betting on his next misfortune.

When it was night, Lisko finally finished picking up all the senior brothers. Tired for a day, he fell on the bed, really feeling like he didn't want to move at all.