Lisko’s American Life

Unaware of this, Jimmy twisted the gas pedal of his motorcycle.

"What do you think of this girl?"

O'Nekin touched Hammer next to him with his shoulder,

"Hahaha."

Hammer grinned his big mouth, he understood the meaning of Ernekin very well, and he said that this joke was really funny.

Jimmy heard everyone's ridicule, but he didn't show any expression, it was just that everyone was envious of his car.

Just halfway through the motorcycle, the bee cocked its tail and climbed onto the front glass from behind.

"Um?"

Jimmy felt that his vision was blocked, but because Mufeng was right in the middle of his nose bridge, he didn't see what it was for a moment, but he thought it was bird feces dripping on the helmet visor.

Living in the rural areas of the United States, such things are unavoidable. There are often cars parked on the side of the road, and after a while, I find that my windshield is full of bird droppings.

"Fuck." Jimmy muttered under his breath, thinking that there was one more thing to clean up later.

It wasn't until the bee moved a little bit that it became clear that the stain was alive, and the sharp tail needle was a lingering nightmare in his childhood.

When he was young, Jimmy had always been the target of pranks in the circle of friends, because he looked stupid and stupid, so the only way to let others take him with him when they were playing.

I remember one time, under the instigation of everyone, Jimmy poked a honeycomb in the back mountain with a bamboo pole without protection. He lay on the bed swollen for a week before he dared to go out to see people. Tiny creatures.

"fuckfuckfuck!"

Jimmy was in total panic now, and his car, which had been holding steady, was wobbling.

"Hey, look."

O'Nekin, who was watching him all the time, was the first to discover his situation. He thought Jimmy was doing something funny on purpose.

"This brother is really suitable to be a clown, he is really suitable."

Eugene squatted down, having been teased by Jimmy.

"No, there seems to be something wrong with him."

Hanmer squinted his eyes and looked at Jimmy who was getting further and further away from the route, instinctively feeling something was wrong.

Jimmy is not a person who likes to be funny, although his usual behavior is like this, but it is because he made mistakes seriously, which is a bit funny.

"Something happened to him."

Hammer put down the work in his hand, rushed out immediately, and ran to Jimmy who had already plunged into the grass.

O'Nekin followed closely behind. The cowboys on the ranch had a good relationship, and there was no hatred at all. According to O'Nekin's own thinking, he also cared about Jimmy very much.

When the cowboys arrived, Jimmy was lifted from the ground, and he had passed out.

When people encounter something that they are extremely afraid of, they will really faint because of the violent movement of emotions.

Hammer carefully inspected Jimmy and found that there were no wounds on his body. It was the soft grass that resisted the impact, leaving Jimmy without any wounds.

After O'Nekin took off Jimmy's helmet, the cowboys couldn't suppress the funny scene in front of them.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Laughter came one after another, and even the most serious Humber on weekdays couldn't help it when he saw the situation in front of him.

The bee in Jimmy's helmet died after completing the task, leaving a tail needle stuck in the corner of Jimmy's eye, and his left eye is now completely swollen.

The whole person, one eye is intact, the other has been swollen into a pustule, and the original eye slit can no longer be seen.

"This kid is really unlucky. Really, ask him to go to church for a prayer someday."

There was a smile in David's tone. Since Jimmy came to the ranch, he has added a lot of fun to the dull life here. He always has the ability to make everything very funny.

Perhaps Ou Neijin's mentioning silver is right, he is really suitable to learn, to be a clown performer, a person like him will definitely become a big hit in that industry.

"What's wrong?"

Lisko was riding his white horse, and saw a man fell on the ground of the ranch from a distance. The cowboys were all around here, worried about what happened, and happened to be riding his horse to inspect the ranch, so he drove his mount over to have a look.

"It's nothing serious, sir."

The cowboys all took off their hats, and David explained aloud.

"Our burlesque master, just finished a perfect performance."

Lisko looked down and understood the situation. He had also heard about Jimmy's daily fun.

He carefully observed Jimmy's swollen lump and confirmed that it was just an ordinary bee, so he let go of his worries.

In the United States, there are also many types of bees. Some bees sting people, which can easily cause people to be infected with other diseases.

"How to deal with this?"

Lisko raised the whip in his hand and asked David.

"Sir, we cowboys often encounter these situations. Just let the cow's tongue lick this kind of wound. The cow's saliva contains painkillers and has detoxification effects."

"real?"

Lisko really didn't know about this folk remedy, so he could only look at David in doubt.

"No problem sir, Hammer has undergone this kind of treatment."

Lisko turned his gaze to Hammer, who was on the side, and saw that he nodded affirmatively, so he didn't continue to ask, left and right were not a big deal.

David didn't speak until Lisko completely disappeared from the sight of the cowboys.

"Come on guys, let's get our pistachios into the bullpen."

The Cowboys got to work.

"I bet he'll wake up and pass out again."

"I won't bet on this kind of thing, he will definitely pass out."

When Jimmy woke up again, it had been a while, and the cowboys withdrew their attention from him.

He first smelled a familiar smell. During the novice period before, he came to the cowshed to clean it every day. Although the ranch now has a lot of modern equipment, a place like the cowshed cannot avoid the smell.

Then he struggled to open his eyes, only to find that his vision was obstructed, and the other eye couldn't be opened no matter what.

Then he saw a copper bell-like eye, and a long tongue licking his face, as well as the foul-smelling mucus, which made him feel sick and want to vomit.

"Ahhhh!"

The screams resounded throughout the cowshed, and when the cowboys on the other side heard the sound, they knew that Jimmy had woken up, and they all ran over in the mood of watching the excitement.

"Stop barking. You've been stung by a bee, and you'll be fine after adding the cow's tongue."

"Don't open your mouth, the cow is very good, it's not good if you scare it, then it won't necessarily lick anywhere."

"If you scare it, maybe it will run, and it will be miserable if it steps on your stomach."