Lisko’s American Life

"Okay, it's dad's mistake. Dad shouldn't kill you. You're not a bad baby. You're the cutest, most beautiful, and well-behaved baby in the world."

"Don't cry, okay, my little ancestor, what do you want?"

"Dad is wrong, it's all dad's fault, the baby is obviously joking with me, but I'm actually angry, it's too wrong."

"Hey, which baby is crying? How can this cute baby cry? It doesn't look good when it cries."

No matter what Lisko said or did, or what toy or face he made to please his daughter, little Fran remained unmoved, and the more she cried, the more sad she became, till the end even black spots appeared on her lips. In the case of Zi, Haoxuan almost gave Lisko a surprise.

After thinking over and over in his heart, Lisko really had no choice but to put his head on his daughter's lap, close his eyes and speak.

"Come on, you can play, as long as you don't cry, Dad is your toy."

Seeing her father's sitting posture, little Fran finally stopped her crying and tears, and continued to caress every organ on her father's head with sobs from time to time.

First, the ears were pulled, then pinched and rotated clockwise, and then the nose was pinched again, and even began to develop into pinching the nose while pinching the ears.

The force at the beginning was relatively slight, within Lisko's tolerance range, he didn't dare to move at all, for fear of disturbing his daughter's interest in playing, he would have to face the crying sound of the magic voice again.

And I really don't understand why such a small body, with not much food to eat every day, can cry out at such a high volume. This kind of crying sound is not just attacking your ears, Lisko even feels The sound will penetrate directly into the mind as one's eardrum penetrates, hovering and hovering in it constantly.

As little Fran's proficiency in playing movements continued to increase, the strength in her hands also began to become heavier. Lisko began to grin and endure everything in silence, trimming her hair, twisting her ears, pinching her nose, pulling her eyelids, and picking her lips.

For a moment, he actually had the feeling that he was being tortured by the ten major tortures of the Qing Dynasty. Helpless and helpless, at the same time, my heart is full of sadness, my status is not like that of a father, it is obviously just like a humanoid toy.

But there is no other way at present, and the method of handing it over to the maid is not suitable. Once she leaves her daughter's sight, she will cry and make a fuss. It seems that among so many humanoid toys, Lisko's own father's is her favorite.

Lisko even felt as if he had put all the toys in the entire castle in front of his daughter, but it still couldn't change the other party's determination to play with him.

In the end, he simply resigned himself to his fate and went to play whatever he wanted, anyway, he couldn't play himself to death anyway, who let this be his own daughter, it can be regarded as a kind of responsibility and responsibility of being a father.

It was only when he thought of this that he realized that his originally depressed mood had become much better, and he even felt that the physical pain caused by his daughter had also eased a lot. This kind of discovery made Lisko wonder if he had a tendency to be abused.

The research on his own head and facial features lasted for nearly two hours. It was not until Little Fran felt the hunger in her stomach that she started waving her hands and begging for milk powder that Lisko was completely out of the sea of ​​suffering.

But at this moment, his face was already covered with red scratches, and at the same time, his hair changed from neat to messy, his cheeks were rosy, and when he looked in the mirror, he even felt that his nostrils were covered. My daughter's fingers stretched a lot.

After listening to their husband's continuous narration and hands-on demonstration, Li Feng and Zhang Li finally understood the entanglement between their husband and daughter throughout the day. At the same time, because Li Sko's performance was so lifelike, they almost made them laugh. .

Nearly suppressing the smile on his face with all his strength, Zhang Li pretended to be serious with a straight face. He asked little Fran in his arms with a voice.

"Did you bully dad this afternoon? How could you do that? He is your dad. Dad loves you the most. You can't do this in the future. "

But this point of reprimand was completely innocuous in Little Flan's eyes. On the contrary, the villain complained first, and first waved his hands from side to side, as if to refute what Dad just said.

Then he stretched out his short fingers and pointed in the direction of his father, babbling incessantly.

"You mean, Dad bullied you? Did it make you cry?"

Zhang Li looked at his daughter's movements and analyzed them bit by bit. Lisko was shocked when he heard what his wife said, and his eyes widened unacceptably. He felt that his mood and expression were just like the ancient The legendary Dou E in history is almost the same.

For a while, he looked at his daughter and his wife, and at the same time, he opened his mouth with aggrieved expression, and couldn't even make a sound. This kind of aggrieved and maddening emotion hadn't appeared in him for a long time.

"You're talking nonsense, you're lying. You little naughty bastard is too bad. I'll never play with you again, you're a little devil."

He left the living room as if he was running away. He felt that his mentality had exploded at this time. A man who was nearly 30 years old was actually broken by a baby who was less than one year old. It will become a black history of himself, this kind of discovery is really hard for him to accept, so he simply avoids this problem directly, and calms down his mood.

After seeing her father leave, Little Fulan showed a little high spirits, raised her chin, raised her head, and pointed her finger in the direction of her father's departure.

"ah"

It seemed like he was complaining to his mother and grandma. Look, what I said was right, he bullied me. Otherwise, why would he leave in such a hurry?

"You, you are such a villain, naughty ghost, are you afraid that Dad doesn't like you in the future?"

Among the two people's statements, Zhang Li naturally believed in Lisko more. On the one hand, it was because his daughter could not speak, and all the meanings were guessed through guesswork. Maybe even the little baby didn't understand what he was doing. .

In the past, Li Sko was not a person who liked to lie, and more importantly, the other party still had those scars on his body. Based on those scars, it was obvious that it was done by a child.

Seeing her mother pinching her little nose affectionately, Xiao Fulan thought that everyone was praising herself, so she buried her head on her mother's shoulder shyly, and secretly laughed while hiding in her warm embrace , the lovely eyes suddenly narrowed into a crescent shape.