Little Farmer Big Star

Amid laughter, the sketch continued. 【Full text reading】

Chen Peilin said, "Why do you think the screenwriter is making up things?"

Zhu Mao said, "Why did you make it up?"

Chen Peilin said: "Look at the first three games of my Chinese army, we played well."

Zhu Mao said: "That's what you think, there are only two words in total."

Chen Peilin said: "Then... that feels good, doesn't it? 'Report captain, the enemy is rushing up.' How?"

Zhu Mao said: "This sentence is cut off."

Chen Peilin said: "Oh yes... I forgot, this sentence was cut. Then there is another sentence. Isn't that sentence more difficult? Isn't it? What game is this? The enemy caught it?"

Zhu Mao said: "Yes."

Chen Peilin said: "After being tortured and tortured by the enemy, you said that if I persisted..."

Zhu Mao said: "Huh?"

Chen Peilin said, "If I grit my teeth again... won't I survive?"

Zhu Mao said, "Then don't you become a positive character?"

Chen Peilin said: "Yes!"

Zhu Mao said: "Then what should I do?"

Chen Peilin said: "We can still adapt this, right?"

Zhu Mao said: "How to adapt?"

Chen Peilin said: "You, you, look, you, Zhu Mao, ah! This looks like a tough guy, showing loyalty, enough friends! I'd rather cut my teeth for my friends. Today... my friend, I'm a little busy, you have to Please help."

Zhu Mao said, "What's the matter with you? Just say it!"

Chen Peilin said: "Look... you help me betray..."

Zhu Mao said, "What?"

Chen Peilin said: "You replace me..."

Zhu Mao said, "I defected for you?"

Chen Peilin said: "Hey,

You, Zhu Mao, betray for me once..."

Zhu Mao said, "No, no, no, no!"

Chen Peilin said, "You... if you feel disadvantaged, I'll give you this silk dress. I'll wear coarse cloth." After speaking, he was going to rob Zhu Mao of the clothes he was wearing.

Zhu Mao blocked Chen Peilin and said, "No no no!"

Chen Peilin continued to grab clothes and said, "No problem."

Zhu Mao said: "No, my conditions are not good."

Chen Peilin said: "Look at you, what are you polite? Take it." After speaking, he shoved his clothes into Zhu Mao's hand.

Zhu Mao took Chen Peilin's clothes, threw it on the table, and said, "Who is polite to you? I am a positive character, the protagonist!"

Chen Peilin picked up his clothes, and while wearing them, he said, "Isn't this the end? After talking for a long time, don't you want me to play a supporting role for you?"

Zhu Mao nodded very satisfied and said, "Okay, let's start!"

Facing the audience, Chen Peilin pointed at Zhu Mao with his hand, with a very disdainful expression, and said, "What's the air? To be honest, when we get to the stage, we have to see who has the show!"

"Boom~" The cheers, cheers, applause, ups and downs, and the laughter was basically uninterrupted.

The wonderful script, coupled with the superb performances of Chen Peilin and Zhu Mao, are literally every line, every expression is a drama, and the laughter is constantly burdened.

The audience has no idea how many times they clapped? How many times did you laugh? It just feels like the laughter has basically never stopped since the beginning of the performance.

In front of the TV, countless families are laughing and laughing. This is definitely the funniest and most wonderful sketch they have ever seen in their lives.

This year's Spring Festival Gala is really full of surprises.

The bullet screen on the Internet also turned on the screen refresh mode.

"Fuck it! It's so exciting, every moment is a drama, it's a burden, and the laughter can't stop."

"Oh, my God! Mr. Li Fan's sketch works are so classic, it's incredible. Of course, the wonderful performances of Zhao Peilin and Zhu Mao are also indispensable. This is an absolute strong alliance. "

"Haha! Teacher Zhao Peilin is going to grab the show as a supporting role. How to grab it? I'm really looking forward to it."

"Also looking forward to it, this sketch came so suddenly, it was a surprise."

"..."

The audience's enthusiastic response, Zhao Peilin and Zhu Mao on the stage, can naturally feel it.

Although, they have long determined that their performance this time will be very successful. But now that it has been so successful, the two can't restrain their excitement and excitement.

However, the two quickly calmed down again. Now is not the time to be excited, and their performance is not over yet. They want to make the following performance more perfect.

Well, the show continues.

Zhu Mao said: "Hurry up, come on stage!"

Chen Peilin ran out from behind: "Captain... don't shoot! It's me!"

Zhu Mao said, "Oh...it's your kid!"

Chen Peilin said very arrogantly: "Hey, it's me!" As he said, he kept clenching his fists and bowing to the audience at the scene.

"Boom~", the laughter, applause, and applause at the scene couldn't stop at all.

Zhu Mao looked at Chen Peilin and said, "Stand back!"

Chen Peilin: Pretend not to hear.

Zhu Mao said again: "Hey, stand back!"

Chen Peilin: Still ignore him.

Seeing this, Zhu Mao directly pulled Chen Peilin to the back.

Chen Peilin said, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Zhu Mao said: "Stand back!"

As Chen Peilin walked forward, he said, "Why are you standing back!"

Zhu Mao pulled Chen Peilin behind again and said, "Supporting role!"

Chen Peilin made a disdainful expression, but did not continue to move forward.

Zhu Mao said, "Yes...you boy."

Chen Peilin said proudly, "It's me!"

Zhu Mao said, "Did you bring the enemy here?"

Chen Peilin said with a smile on his face, "Well...hehe! Captain, the enemy asked me to give you a message. (While speaking, he drew Zhu Mao's back to the audience) as long as you can surrender to the enemy..."

Zhu Mao said: "Hey, wait! How did I turn my back to the audience?"

Chen Peilin said, "How do I know?"

Zhu Mao said: "You are in the wrong place."

Chen Peilin said, "How do you say stand?"

Zhu Mao asked Chen Peilin to stand sideways and said, "You stand like this!"

Chen Peilin said, "Why am I standing like this?"

Zhu Mao said impatiently, "Just stand there!"

Chen Peilin said: "How can I stand like this?"

Zhu Mao said, "Why not?"

Chen Peilin said: "Look, the audience can only see my side face."

Zhu Mao said: "That's right, you are a supporting role."

Chen Peilin said: "As a supporting role, a supporting role only deserves to show half of his face? Is there any reason for this?"

Zhu Mao said: "Oh, you can move this half of the face to that half of the face."

Chen Peilin pointed to the other half of his face and said, "What about this half of my face?"

Zhu Mao said: "No more!"

Chen Peilin pointed to the half of his face that was facing the audience and said, "Is it all on this side?"

Zhu Mao said: "Well."

Chen Peilin said: "This is the second skin face."

Zhu Mao said: "You are playing the second skin face, you can't steal the show, right? You must always keep my face to the audience in this place."

Chen Peilin said: "Okay, okay! I'll make sure you show your face to the audience!"

Zhu Mao said: "Yes!"

Chen Peilin said: "Come on!"

Next, Chen Peilin successfully grabbed the scene by standing opposite Zhu Mao and covering Zhu Mao's face with a hat.

When Zhu Mao saw it, he couldn't do that. The supporting roles were all robbed. What about the protagonist?

So, he drew a circle for Chen Peilin, so that Chen Peilin could only stand in the circle and act.

However, Chen Peilin successfully grabbed the scene by wiping sweat, taking a bath and other actions.

Zhu Mao said: "You stand here and can't move. If you move, the audience will look at you, not me."

Chen Peilin said: "Oh, you can control me, and you can control who the audience likes to watch?"

"it is good!"

"Ha ha!"

The audience at the scene cheered loudly, laughed, and applauded, all the time, it was really wonderful!

In front of the TV, countless audience members were also applauding and applauding.

"Protagonist and Supporting Actor", when the New Year's bell is about to ring, has brought endless joy to countless families across the country.

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